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This page is primarily **advertisements** from a late 19th-century publication, with small humorous filler pieces between ads. The **satirical content** includes brief jokes: - A street-car quip about farmers (implying they rise early, so wouldn't be riding at this hour) - Two "dudes" discussing missed social recognition while wearing eye-glasses - A complaint about the pronunciation of "chrysanthemum" - A joke about a slow horse being perfect for an elopement These are **mild social humor** targeting contemporary urban life: the pretensions of wealthy "dudes," pronunciation anxieties among the genteel class, and rural/urban contrasts. The **advertisements** reveal period concerns: Scott's Emulsion (consumption/tuberculosis treatment), tobacco-habit cures, hair products, and notably, a secret remedy (Hilton's Chloride of Gold tablets) to destroy tobacco desire without the user's knowledge—reflecting both addiction struggles and paternalistic attitudes toward medical consent. No political cartoons appear on this page.

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A Pure Norwegian the kind used the production f Scott's Emul- oda are added lor their vital ef- upon nerve brain. No It builds up flesh and brings back trength to the weak of all ages. Scott's Emulsion ill check Consumption and is ensable in a// wasting dis- THE P. G. COLLAR BUTTUN A maiden in a street-car standing— ‘The sterner sex all seats commanding— id to a friend who shared the jarring that comes with perpendicular carring, “TL nothing venture in surmising ‘There are no farmers in this car, Since they, as ‘tis concedes, are Practitioners of early rising.” — Yonkers Gazette, Political economy is getting three fifty-cent votes for a dollar.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat, First dude—* Pawst you in the avenue to- day, Chawles Chiccybird, and you stared wight at me and nevah spoke.” Second dude—"* lieg pahdon, old chappie. Nevah saw you, ‘pon honah! Had me eye-glahses on, dontcher know."—Kate Field's Washington. There's a flower that blooms in the fall, tra-la, ‘They call it the chrysanthemum— ‘The place where that accent should fall, tra-la, Won't do for my purpose at all, tra-la, On the ante-penult it should come, On the ante-penult it should come. And that is the reason poets merrily trill, “Ob, bother an accent you can’t shift at will !" —Chicago Times, JOSEPH GILLOTT'S STEEL PENS. GOLD MEDAL, paris Exposition, 1889. THE MOST PERFECT OF PENS. tion, postoaid for ase. oF stampsy. HUMAN HAIR, EARL & WILSON'S S LINEN COLLARS A ARE THE BEST HILTWS CHLORIDE OF GOLD Tablets ‘will Completely destroy the desire for Tobacco fo any form in from 8 to 8 days. Perfectly harmless, causo no sickness. and may bo ven in @ cup of tea or Collee. without the nowledge of the patient,wbo will voluntarily stop Smoking of Chewing In a few days EASILY ANK BOOKS. ties icxioco Tue ARMSTRONG GENTLEMEN'S Highly Digestib! The Exquisite le and Nutritious VancloutertrsCocoa Natural Flavor is Fully Developed. NO VANILLA USED to Cover Inferiority & Imperfection. AMBEDSER = Buscu BR EWING ‘]]SS’N BREWERS Siz Retties ’ For 600 Doe. daly brew, 2. 1, UDI. beer, or total bus, per day 1,800,000 bbla. yeariy'brew,2’baa, to TDL of beer, total bun per year, 32,000 STORACE 100 Vata requiring a floor of 125 feet equare, ora total of = 15,000 square ft. Their motto Is WITH THE COMPLETION OF THE NEW DRE IS ENORMOUS AND IS AS FOLLO' dayequalto = 2 2 ee Total Capaclty per year of 10 days, 18 CONSUMPTION OF MATERIAL: 000,000 TUSeeeee ST. LOUIS, MO., U. S. A. OF FINE BEER EXCLUSIVELY. OUSE THEIR CAPACITY + | 6.000 Barrels. again aly brow, 1410, LRRD bbl, yearly brew: P14 Ihe. to Dol beer, of tou on por year CAPACITY: | Ome Nate requting 2 tore Tat feel wgeuhere tol of 10 aso £900,000 equare ft. Not how cheap but how good.'* NEW YORK DEPOT, O. MEYER & CO. 104 BROAD ST. ‘The trouble is that when a man needs his nerve most he can’t find it,—Atchison Globe, E.& H. T. ANTHONY & 60, 591 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, Manufacturers and Importers of PHOTOGRAPHIC APPARATUS, Materials, Chemicals and Supplies. Detective and View Cameras in great variety of styles and prices. Lenses, Shutters, Dry Plates, etc., etc. The Best Text-Books on Photography. Free use of dark room on main floor of our store. Vity Teary Betablbed, feed for Catalogue, O'Golikan—"* Is this horse terribly slow 7” Stable-heeper—"'Va-as." O'Golihan—"*Reg'lar ‘old procrastinator?” Stable-keeper—"* Ya-as.” O'Golikan—" Have him ‘round to my hitchin’- post at ten o'clock to-night. One of my dar- ters is goin’ to ‘lope an’ I've got to make a show of ketchin’ her !"— Wasp, emia eT CAN, STEPHEN F. WHI &SON, ‘Huventors ann Sove Marrs. “i> PHILADELPHIA, RUPTURE PERMANENTLY CURED OR NO PAY. Garter. ‘The easiest and best garter ever, worn. Always clean. Always the BPINDLE & WIBEL, 146 Nassau Street, New York. NO DETENTION FROM BUSINESS. WE REFER YOU TO OVER 1000 PATIENTS. Invostigate our method. 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