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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with minimal editorial content. The few jokes present are brief filler items between advertisements. The notable editorial content includes: - **"Mrs. Nuliwed" joke**: A play on newlyweds discovering their new house—she calls it "perfect," he jokes it has "wings and flies" (suggesting it's imaginary or will escape). - **Marriage lottery joke**: A husband argues marriage isn't a lottery because "when a fellow has drawn a blank he can't go and purchase another chance"—satirizing the permanence of marriage and inability to remarry after divorce. The page is dominated by **patent medicine and product advertisements** typical of 1890s-era publications: Kodak cameras, Marshall's Gubeb Cigarettes (marketed as respiratory remedies), "Aerated Oxygen" compounds, and various hotel listings. These ads reveal contemporary attitudes toward dubious health claims and unregulated medical products now recognized as ineffective or harmful.

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KODAKS. CONSIDER THEIR POINTS. First Point—the Lens. To take a good pict- ture requires a good lens. The lens is the sou! of a camera, Kodaks have the best lenses— hence, they take the best pictures. Another Point—Butk. Kotaks are compact. All other cameras are larger, heavier, and must be loaded oftener. Still Another Point—Wworkmanship. Ko daks are carefully made. A test in actual use— the only practical test—is given every Kodak. If found perfect, it is loaded and sealed. We guarantee each one. Other Points? Yes, plenty. Kodaks are adapted to hand of tripod use with roll film or glass plates, and are fitted with focusing index and counter for exposures. They are always sold loaded, ready for use. Consider these points, Prices, $6.00 to $65.00. EASTIAN KODAK CO., | For farther Points "send for Catalogue. $ ROCHESTER, N. Y. Mrs, Nuliwed—* Dear, I have found a per- fect angel of a house!" ' Ar. Nuliwed—"*1 suppose it has wings and flies.”"—Jndianapolis Journal. Without doubt the most wonderful remedy for pain is Salvation Oil. It sells for 2gc. Pressed for money — Silver bullion in a gov- ernment die.— rey Press. The Sohmer piano is recognized by the music-loving public as one of the best in the world, Visit the warerooms, 149-155 East Fourteenth street, before buying elsewhere. Dollars and sense ought to go together oft- ener than they do.— Yonkers Gazette. Instead of a hinderance Scott's Emulsion is a help to digestion. It renews failing appetite and insures an abundance of healthy flesh. Iife—"* Do you really think that marriage is a lottery?" ” Musband—" No, 1 don Wife (somewhat surprised) —* Why don’ you?* Husband—" Because, when a fellow has drawn a blank he can't go and purchase another chance."—Jrish Times, SPORTING GOODS £375 WHY NOT STOKE? Not poisonous tobacco, but Marshall's Prepared Gubeb Cigarettes., A SURE REMEDY FOR Catarrh, Asthma, Hay Fever, Cold in the Head, etc. PLEASANT! * Contain no tobacco, and can be smoked by Beware of injurious imitations. Sold by druggt JANES B. HORNER, POPULAR! PERFECT! ies. Recommended by physicians. wr sent by mail on receipt of a5 cts. 44 Cedar Street, New York. ROPE Lif 'e hangs 0n OXYGEN SoARCEL? ¥ § LIVED by thous. andi of people Th Siac ‘anf builds ‘up jontlity, met Weak: ‘re cured und prevented by using AERATED OXYGEN, Tia history is tateresting. sew FOR PAMPHLET. Its efficacy marvelous, Home Ofice, AERATED OXYGEN COMPOUND CO,, NASHUA, N. H. Chicago Office : 3&4 CENTRAL MUSIC HALL, New York Office : 19 BEEKMAN STREET. men | delightful table-water. fis may be a better 1o=cent investment than “hotels Everpwhere, NEW YORK CITY. nnevoont nov: ygton square), New anny GRAND UNION HOTEL, EBunorrax Prax. (Opposite Grand Central Depot, 42d st.), New York. Keoms $1 4 daz and upwards. Bagrage to and Srom Central depot free ALBANY, N. Y. KEELER'S EUROPEAN HOTEL, Maiden Lane, Albany. BALTIMORE, MD. ST, JAMES HOTEL, Bu, Puls, Guo. F. Anaes, 1.90 UD. HE, Fifth Avenue (near Wash B. Li it is doubtful. Whenever or wherever you see it offered for sale, Buy it. AMERICAN Club House Cheese DELICIOUS, APPETIZING, TEMPTING. A soft, rich cheese, put up in hermetically Sealed glass jars. If your grocer does not keep it send 14 0ts. in stamps and a minia- ture jar will be mailed to any address. A full-size jar will be expressed to any point in the United States, charges prepai on receipt of so cents. THE CHANDLER & RUDD CO., Manufacturers, CLEVELAND, 0. dend $1.25, $2.10 oF $3.59 tora retailbor,by express prepaid west of New York and east of Denver of the best Candies in the Wor put up ia handsome boxes. “All strictly pure Sau ble for presents. Tey i Address 6. F THluit’ Coutectioner, 218 State Sts, Chleaco, LOOK FOR THE SEAL. Here's the seal which the republic of France places ypon the neck of every bot- tle of the genuine Vichy. It protects the consumer, for by it he may easily tell | whether he is drinking Nature's wonder- ful beverage’ or the worthless imitation of the manufacturer. If you feel a twinge of gout occasionally, suffer from dyspep- sia, constipation, gravel, or any disease of the urinary organs, or if the liver is sluggish in its action, try Vichy Celestin; it will help and cure you. The alkalin- ity of the water and its richness in car- bonic-acid gas have a stimulating effect upon the appetite and digestion, which makes Vichy (Celestin Spring) a most Taken regularly at meal times, it seems to refresh and clear both body and mind, acting at the same time as a preventive against dis- ease. Before you drink Vichy look for the seal on the neck of the bottle. Els- NER & MENDELSON Co., New York, Agents. Smith—"1 say, Smythe !" running at the top of his speed, stops.)— “Well, what is it? Hurry up (puff, puff), please. I have only two minutes to"— Smith “I merely wanted to say that you'd lose your train if you didn't hurry up."— Yankee Blade. Smythe (who is ——lLiebig Company's= Extract of Beef. BEST INVALUABLE in the Kitchen for Soups, Sauces and Made Dishes. zee IT TOUCHES SPOT. Wood’s double-quick” opens the pores, wonderful improvement SOLD BY ALL FIRST-CLASS Penetrating killer to penetrate (go through) the skin and stop the ache immediately. Unrivalled remedy for Rheumatism, Lame Back, Sciatica, Lumbago, etc. WASHBURN Guitars, Mandolins & Zithers in volume and quality of tone aro the Beer IN THE WORLD. fonted to wear tn any climate. Bold by alt eadiog cealera, Beau Litally ilestrated souvenir cat. alogue with portrait of sriute will Do Mailed FREE. BEST CALIFORNIA CHAMPAGNE. Made from 2 to 3 years old Sonoma Valley Wine. AMERICA’S REST PRODUCT. Our cellars, extending from W. ren to Chambers st, are the finest wine-cellars in this city. ‘They en able us to carry sufficient stock to properly age the wine before drawing it off into bottles. The best proof of its superiority lies in the fact that we are patronized by the most prominent hospitals of New York, Brooklyn, and all parts of this country. Thave submitted A. Werner & Co.’s Extra Dry toa chemical analysis, and find it /ree (rom any impurities whatever. I therefore cordially recommend it as a pure and healthy American wine. A. OGDEN DOREMUS, M.D., LL. D. Professor of Chemistry and Physics, College City of New York, A. WERNER & CO., 52 Warren St. PRINTING. OeTFIT 4 15° You can here get more life PENI insurance, of a better qual- MUTUAL easier terms, at less cost than else- LIF! where. Address, g?!-3-3 Chestnut St,, Philad’a. The new Wood’s Penetrating Plaster is a distinct step forward ; 4 on common porous plasters. It is 3 plaster. Contains a mild solvent which enabling the pain- Plaster. Try one. DRUGGISTS. Ir TOUCHES comicbooks.com