Judge — January 7, 1893 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Ff -25 W, J. Ameen. Baxxwaro Guam, 1 M. Gi conv, Editor. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITRD STATES AND CANADA, IN ADVANCE. One copy, one year, or s2 numbers.- $5.00 ‘One copy, six months. or 26 numbers - 3.50 One copy. for 13 weeks Including the Ci THe JUDOE PUBLISHING ComPANY (JupcE BuILpiNc), Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th Street. New York. EW Ie guarantee advertivers a larger circ cal paper published. The June és for 1 Newcastis tre jon than any other American satiri- eat Brentano's, 17 Avenue del Opera, Paris: So s Ainslee & mndon, England: at Sa ‘ach's American Exchange, id. (2~ NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—Ail the pictures in the Juoge are copyrighted, and must not be reproduced without the permission of the proprietors. Infringement ‘upon this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. PERHAPS they expected Mr. Crisp to talk through his hat. THE GREATER New York should include Chicago and Skaneateles. T° D, B, HILL—Remember, sir, that he also serves who only stands and waits. eae [7 MAY BE said with peculiar force that Brother Crisp’s speech was golden. — WORD TO MONTANA —The free coinage of actresses is a de- lusion and a snare. eee THE BEST BALLOT-* REFORM” —The death of the idiots who have brought it about. A NY MAN'S SWEETHEART is the best girl for the Diana statue, but Ada Rehan comes next. UPPOSE, when in doubt as to the moral worth of Jay Gould, that you compare him with George W. Childs. N URGING Mr. Dana for the senate the Herald meant, of course, that he should have the complimentary vote on the Republican side. TAMMANY would decline all possible public dinners if she had the chance, “I ain't no stuffed prophet,” says Tammany. cigarettes.” Hayric ‘Treetor—" AGREE with Lawyer Parsons. Colonel Shepard has a perfect right to take a little, as the apostle remarks, for his stomach’s-ache. eee THE OMISSION of Emin pasha from the list of the dead of the last year may be pardoned, because Emin hasn't yet taken his farewell departure, MB: FREEZE of Texas, who has been hugging women in this city, ought to resolve himself into a dew. He means well, but he is too unconventional, H_. WATTERSON says he has no opinion regarding anything in this world, so we suppose he is giving his attention, the miserable sin- ner! to the one to,come. NOBODY QUESTIONS the fact that Judge Maynard ought to be turned down; but there is nothing more certain than that he will turn up in half the state politics of this year. eee HE PANAMA CANAL has created a new government in France, destroyed the good name of the French press, and sent numberless Frenchmen to suicide and disgrace. Better steer clear of this continent in your wild ambition, Johnny Crapeau. TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE. ‘TrEEToP—"'I'd ruther a boy o’ mine would drink rum than smoke arettes don’t ruin the character.” ‘ fuess you never saw any cigarette pictures, did you?" in \B33 It IS THOUGHT by Mr. Ingalls that we are on the verge of a conflict between the destructive and the conservative elements of society, and the cause of it is the inequality in the distribution of wealth. It will amount to nothing. The wealth of the few is large enough to buy up the dissatisfaction of the many. GENEROSITY BEFORE DEATH. PHILIP D. ARMOUR has given a million and a half dollars to a Chicago educational institution. When a millionaire in good health is thus wisely generous, his will is likely to be good enough to be written in letters of gold, PRIDE IS OUT IN THE WET. THE WORKER during the late election, Mr. Harrison thinks, was exclusive against his employer; he wouldn't let the employer walk under the same umbrella with him. The aristocracy of labor may be mentioned as a big thing. We hope it will not go so far that there will be no umbrella for anybody, because there promises to be some very wet weather. THE GOULD THAT GLITTERS. T IS URGED in bebalf of Mr. Gould that he was a thoroughly domestic man, He certainly was. It was the more creditable to him because of the career of his partner, Jim Fisk, who set him a horrible ex- ample—and had a premature death in consequence. No scandal ever found its way to Jay Goulds door. He attended church regularly and had the most regular of good habits. And we must admit that he indorsed the universally accepted doctrine that char- ity begins at home—and ends there. HIS DEAREST FOES. THE SNUB TO MR. CRISP at the tariff-reform dinner was a.piece of stupidity worthy of the superior being who delights to call himself an un- practical politician, and will give de- light to the Democratic opponents of the president-elect and satisfaction to nobody else. It is a proclamation that the Ellery. Andersons and the Godkins have chips on their shoulders, and re- opens an old fight that had been prac- tically settled and forgotten. As be- tween his friends and his enemies Mr. Cleveland will presently have no time for the most necessary prayer of all— the one that he be saved from himself. OFF WITH YOUR HEADS! THE JUDGE INVITES federal Republican office-holders to send their resignations with extreme rapidity. That is the way for them to begin the new year. It is due to the government and their self-respect. ‘The people have voted out, not merely a president, but the entire admin- istration of that able and excellent gentleman; and it is a fact that with- out frequent changes of office-holders corruption is inevitable. We must have no hereditary office-holding here. The voice of the people is right whether you or we think it is right or not. Off with your own head, you federal office-holder! Don’t wait for the demand for it that should and is sure to come, CARL SCHURZ AS A PRACTICAL POLITICIAN. No politician in his generation has got so much out of politics as he (Carl Schurz) has and sacrificed so little. He has been diplomatic representative, major-general, special agent, senator, and cabinet officer; and in no position has he contributed anything of im- portance to tL: public service. He has been Republican, liberal Republican, Democrat, independent, and mugwump ; not simply deserting, but going and returning from one ‘camp to the other at will—" everything by turns and nothing long."—Rachester Post- Expres. ALL THE HONORS won by Mr. Schurz have come to him through the management, the force and ingenuity, of the practical politician, He and his kind never won an office or a victory through their own efforts. They are the hangers-on between the two camps who refrain from fight ing that they may be in good condition to enjoy the victory, to whichever camp it may come. What sublimity of egotism it requires for such men to proclaim their superiority to the workers who give them the honors they are always willing to take! What magnificent impudence it is to declare that Mr. Cleveland is better than the men who made him, and Mr. Schurz is better than the practical politicians who have contributed so largely and unselfishly to his success. Ref comicbooks.com