Judge — December 10, 1892 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS, UNITED STATIN AND CANADA, IN ADVANCR ‘One copy, one year, of 52 numbers = $5.00 x months, oF 96 numbers - 3.0 rizweexs hay Including the Cumistuas Juoce ‘RIPTIONS—Toall for Cign countries in the pottal union, $a year. THE JuDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JupcE BUILDING) Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th Street, New York. SPW e euarantee advertisers al eal paper published. The Joon is for sale at Brentano's, 17 Cony 25 Newcastle street, Strand, London ai Germany. and by Ch Cable addresi—" J ‘ger circulation than any other American satiri- teenue de Ope Smith, singlee & an Exchange, (27 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—AI! the pictures in the Je and must he permission of the p upon th GR are copy ietors. Infringement is copy righ RULY this is the era of good fee is concerned. so far as the Democratic party QUR MONEY has been put on Santa Claus, and he will carry every electoral vote. HE NEWSPAPER that prints roosters has a disgustingly small idea of true art. O-MR. WHITNEY — Might be well, dear sir, to keep your eve on William E, Russ WE HAVE bong thought the United States senate incomplete without the presence of a Murphy. THE MAN who says that the Demo- cratic is not a calamity party is a base and soulless prevaricator. MARLBOROUGH tried to reform under the administration of his last wife, so of course he died. CHICAGO WOMAN found a man under her bed. What did she do? She locked the door so that he couldn't get aw plate-glass insurance company. ROOSTER is a barnyard bird with a harsh, coarse voice, and he crows most when you want him to keep his mouth shut. T. CLAIR MCKELWAY says New York is the Chicago of the east; and we may add that Brooklyn is the Kalamazoo of the same locality. N ARTICLE much foot-ball. the colleges? in the Tribune inquires whether the colleges have too Well, if they have when shall we begin to abolish E FEEL SURE that Mr. Dana will not be the secretary of war. If he is nominated he will gracefully resign in behalf of B. F. Butler or D. B. Hill. MB: GODKIN has not yet been menti It is understood that he wants two naturally confused. ned for a place in the cabinet. es, and the president-elect is CHRISTMAS PRESENT of Charles F. Peck to somebody would be appreciated, we ai y sented to accept him. confident, by the unt ho con- id laces xiously whether, ated conscience of John fter all, heaven is our home. THEY ARE quent riots and a few mur stead, 1% e town recent first time, and the boys must have their in Home- for the HAVING {1 sylv went Democratic musement, Scuwetsex—'* Vere ces Jem, Mrs. O'Toole” Mrs. O'Toote—" He's jus’ gone t° have th’ windies ‘Th’ goat knocks thim out ivery noigh $¢G0 WEST.” says the Buffalo Express to Chairman Carter, “and cut holes in porous plasters.” Very little comfort can be ex- tracted from this campaign. It seems to us we ought at least to have decent porous plasters. JUST A HINT. HIGH TARIFF on imported labor and a prohibitive tariff on foreign paupers and scoundrels would go far to keep the Democratic party in power; but that is too much to expect of a party pledged to free trade. OUR DAVID. THE STORY that Senator Hill will wed a southern widow puts to shame the report that he is lonely. Indeed, and verily, the senator probably feels at times as if he held and were cheek-by-jowl with the solid south, However that may be, put no faith in the statement that this man is politically dead. Ob, no! He has lifted himself from nothing, and he is better able to do it now than ever before. A REMNANT OF THE CAMPAIGN, THE VILLAGE had bought a new engine and started a fire-depart- ment, Three days after the engine arrived the engine-house took fire. “ How did you come out?” asked a citizen of the foreman, “ Well,” said the foreman, reflectively chewing a straw, “we managed to save the machine.” We don’t know what B. Harrison thinks about it, but it ap- pears to us that we have saved a hydrant and a section of hose CARL THE SAINT. HERE ISN'T a mugwump in our legislature, yet the mugwump press calls for the election of Carl Schur United States senator from our st ‘That is not what the rude crowd calls cheek; that is the consciousness of such complete excellence that all thi ought to contribute to its extreme en- largement and most generot tion, However, the mugwump press hasn't yet called for the retirement of Richard Croker and the extinction of ‘Tammany hall. OUR SUCCESSFUL CAN- DIDATE. THe UDGE™ let it be known a few years ago that Mrs. Cleve- land was its candidate for the presi- dency. It had already transpired that she was ineligible, but its loyalty was good for all that. Now, as the chief of the advisers of the president- elect, the JUDGE congratulates itself that she is not only eligible but the right woman in the right place; and her influence in the incoming administration must inevitably bring honor to the country, if not glory. But it was an oversight in the arrangement of the new flag not to put in a star for Ruth. s distribu- sured in th’ WHOOP !—THE DEMOCRATIC IDEA. KINLEY MUST GO. The people voted against him and his law, and by such tremendous majorities that there can be no doubt of the v They want a change, and they want it bad. It must also be radical—no conservatism, no cowardice, no delay. There must be an extra se: It must begin directly after the inaugui ‘The new members of that body are anxious to get to work, and the ple are anxious to have them at work. It would be treason to disappoint them. No force bill—no McKinley domination! ion of congress. MONOPOLY FOR WHITNEY AND NEW YORK? WE JUDGE, from the encominms showered upon him, that William C. Whitney can be the presi nister-extraordinary to. the new Je: n. with full power to return at the expiration of four y and take the Democratic nomination for president. marked, New York has been the mother of Democratic presidential can- s so many, many he has become as ipecac to the outside n of the Democratic stomach. And, more than a “smart,” shrewd man? Is he h Are the politics of this country yy Standard oil and the 1 continent? Isn't David B, 1 William C. Whitne: ent’'s m But, as has been re- ter all, is William anything f so much a states: » be controlled for d_ syndic: a bigger man with his po a monopolist ? ¢ on the y than is with his billions ? comicbooks % my