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This is primarily an **advertising and miscellaneous content page** rather than a satirical cartoon page. The page contains: **Main content:** Product advertisements (Scott's Emulsion for consumption/disease, Pears' Soap, whisky, candy, health devices) interspersed with literary content including a poem by James Whitcomb Riley and a brief marital humor piece from *Harvard Lampoon* about a forgetful wife. **The humor:** The single joke depicts tired domestic stereotypes—a husband annoyed at his wife's forgetfulness. This reflects period gender attitudes treating women's memory as a source of comedy. **No political satire:** Unlike Judge's typical satirical cartoons, this page serves primarily **commercial purposes**, showcasing late-19th/early-20th century patent medicines, beauty products, and luxury goods marketed through pseudo-scientific claims about health benefits. The page illustrates how magazines monetized through advertising while maintaining literary credibility.

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a Delicate and Lasting, Odor. AN IDEAL COMPLEXION JAS. B.KIEUE & CO. Chicago. “D. L. Down's HeacTw Exercis! Per Brats Re Send $1.25, $2.10 oF $3.50 fora retail box, by expres, west of New York End east of Denver, of the best Candies in the World, ut up a handsome boxes. All strictly pure. Su able for presents. Try it once. Address C. F. GU! THUAL Contectioner, B18 State Sts Chien AN EXTRAORDINARY BOOK. Mrs, Cora Linn Daniels has written a re- markable book entitled ‘As It Shall Be.” ‘The book assumes to be information as to the other world contributed to Mrs. Daniels by “The Voices,” or certain spirits, While there is nothing new in'this method, the matter is so rational and the pictures and theories presented are so reasonable, and at the same time so beautiful, that the book may be almost men- tioned as'a revelation. From a religious point of view it is also worthy of all possibie accepta- tion, The June heartily commends this book to ail students of the curious and the possible in the hereafter, and feels assured that such as send x dollar for the book to Mrs, Daniels at Franklin, Mass, will thank it for the sugges- THE | MAP TELLS ITS OWN STORY. But it may be well to add that itis a map of the Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Railway, which ‘road is the only one over which Electric Lighted, Steam Heated Ves- tibule trains—magnificently equipped—are run every day between Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Paul and Minneapolis (with a through sleeping-car to Portland, Qregon), and also between Chicago, Sioux City and Omaha. In each sleeping-car berth there is an clectric reading-lamp, which no other west- ern line uses, and it is the greatest inven- tion of the present progressive age. It is hardly necessary to say that our Dining Cars are the finest in the world, but we make the assertion without fear of con- tradiction. GEO, H. HEAFFORD, CHICAGO, ILL. Ganneat. Passencer AGENT, The Marked Success of Scott's Emulsion in consump- tion, scrofula and other forms of! hereditary disease is due to its powerful food properties. Scott's Emulsion rapidly creates healthy flesh— proper weight. Hereditary taints develop only when the system becomes weakened. Nothing in the world) of medicine has been so successful in dis- eases that are most menacing to life. Phy- sitians everywhere prescribe it. Prepared by Sontt & Bowne. N. A SCRAWL, I want to sing something—but this is all— I try and I try, but the rhymes are dull, As though they were damp, and the echoes fall Limp and unlovable, ¥. Alldraggiata, Words will not say what I yearn to say— ‘They will not walk as T want them to; But they stumble and fall in the path of the way Of my telling my love for you, Simply take what the scrawl is worth— Knowing I love you as sun the sod On the ripening side of the great round earth That swings in the smile of God. James Whitcomb Riley. Husband (irritably)—'* Can't you remember where I said.I left my glasses at breakfast this morning?" Wife—'I'm sorry, dear, I really can't.” Husband (peevishly) —* That just shows the forgetfulness of you women.""—/ar- vard Lampoon. OLD BLUE RIBBON Whisky. A Strictly Pure, Old-fashioned Sour-mash Kentucky Whisky. Distilled, aged and bottled only by us. 1s rit} ranteed. Put up one dozen bottles in a Sse, Every bottie has blue ribbon attached, bearing Sur signature. Barrel goods sold in Bond. Ask your dealer for it. Agents wanted. FIBLE & CRABB DISTILLING CO., Eminence, Ky. Avoid Damp and Chilly Rooms, ““CARBONITE” coat. CLEAN, NOT EXPLOSIVE. NO SMOKE, NOSMELL, NO GAS, Burns Anywhere PORTABLE HEATERS, KITCHEN, LAUNDRY STOVES, FOOT AND CARRIAGE WARMERS. For Living Rooms, Bay Windows, Bathrooms, Butlers’ Pantries, Extensions, Greenhouses, Art Galleries, Stables, Dairy, Carriages, Slelghs and Vehicles, All places where hieat fs desired. SEND FOR LEAFLET. Soup By Tie Hovsercnxtsutne Ax Stove TRADE. AMERICAN SAFETY FUEL CO., 67 Cortlandt St., N. Y. THE MOST GOMPORTABLE ROUTE BETWEEN Chicago and Buffalo. THE MAN WHO KNOWS IT ALL. T love the man who knows it all, From east to west, from north to south ; Who knows all things both great and small, ‘And tells it with a tireless mouth ; Who holds a listening world in awe The while he works his iron jaw. Ofttimes in evening’s holy calm, When twilight softens sight and sound And zephyr breathes a peaceful psalm, This fellow brings his mouth around, With its long gallop that can tire The eight-day clock’s impatient ire. His good strong mouth! He wields it well. He works it just for all it's worth, Not Samson's jawbone famed could tell Such mighty deeds upon the earth. He pulls the throttle open ‘And sforks ber hard on either side, Uphill and down, through swamp and sand, It never stops, it never balks. ‘Through air and sky, o'er sea and land, He talks, and talks, and talks, and talks, And talks, and talks, and talks, and talks, And talks, and talks, and talks, and talks. Good Lord, from evils fierce and dire Save us each day, from fear and woe ; From wreck and flood, from storm and fire, From sudden death, from secret foe; From blighting rain and burning drouth, And from the man who plays his mouth. —Robert J. Burdette, Nervous headaches promptly cured by romo-Seltzer—toc. a bottle. Friend—""1 suppose your wife often burns the midnight oil 7" Husband—"* Yes, I guess she does now and then; but you must remem- ber she hasn’t had much experience in cooking yet."—Inter-Ocean. FRANK LESLIE’S WEEKLY For 1893. It is the pioneer illustrated jour- nal of America; was founded in 1853, and to-day is the foremost example of what an illustrated newspaper should be. For 1893 the publishers will spare no expense to keep it the leading American ‘tha trated paper. Every home should welcome this bright, newsy periodical, with its timely editorials and illustrations. A bound volume is a complete history of the important events of the year. Send for sample copy. ARKELL WEEKLY CO., 110 Fifth Avenue, New York. HOLD-OUTS S23. SPA eels = OBESITY. Dr. Schindler-Barnay's treatise on Obesity mailed free on application. Dr. Schindler's Marienbad Re- duction Pills mailed upon receipt of $2.00—three boxes for $s0o. Dr. Schindler-Barnay’s is the best known authority on Obesity. His writings are quoted in all text-books on this disease. Etsxnx & MENDELSon Co., Agents, New York. ‘The genuine Marienbad Pills must have De. Schinds ler-Barnay’s signature on every box. Pea rs a “Beauty is but skin-deep” was probably meant to disparage beauty. Instead it tells how easy that beauty is to attain. “There is no beauty like the beauty of health” was also meant to disparage. Instead it encourages beauty. Pears’ Soap is the means of health to the skin, and so to both these sorts of beauty. All sorts of stores sell it, especially drug- gists ; all sorts of people use it. E. & H. T. ANTHONY & CO., 591 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, Manufacturers and Importers of PHOTOGRAPHIC APPARATUS, Materials, Chemicals and Supplies. Detective and View Cameras in great variety of styles and prices. Lenses, shutters, dry plates, etc. THE BEST TEXT-BOOKS OB PHOTOORAPEY. Free use of dark room on main floor of our store. She'd overgone the music score Till double p. she happened o'er. “What docs that mean?” she asked, her store Of innocence befitting. He'd hoped, while she at play had been Some kindly fate would intervene, And so he said, eth peayertel mien, “I's Providence permitting.” —Boston Courier. Wife—""1 don't see what we are going to do.” “Husband—"' What's wrong?” “The ice-man won't stop leaving ice until his bill is paid, and the coal-man won't bring any coal unless he has the money in advance.” **'Um —well, I still have credit at the drug store. Get some phosphorus and put it on the ice."— New York Weekly. ASTHMA—HAY FEVER. NO, more sleepless nights. Instant relief, Never known to fail. Send 2¢. stamp for sample. Reg- ular package soc. ‘Address ARMSTRONG 4 CO., - 0. Box 750, Baltimore, Md. "Hotels Ei Everpwhere. HOTEL DE LOCEROT, EUROPEAN PLAN, 124, 126, 128 Fifth Avenue, NEW YORK. RICHARD DE LOGEROT, Proprietor. NEW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, Fifth Avenve (near W. ington square), New York. wi GRAND UNION HOTEL, Bux (Opposite Grand Central Depot, 424 Rooms $1 4 day and aprar, from Grand Central depot frtt. ALBANY, N. Y. KEELER’S EUROPEAN HOTEL, Maidec ‘Lane, Albany. see to and BALTIMORE, MD. ST. JAMES HOTEL. Bu. Puan. Geo. F. Anaws 1.90 UD. Frank Leslie’s Weekly IS the Leading Illustrated Paper of America. comicbooks.com