Judge, 1892-12-10 · page 13 of 18
Judge — December 10, 1892 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising** with interspersed short humor items. The content reflects late 19th-century American concerns and sensibilities. The humor pieces use brief anecdotes to satirize social customs. One jokes about a man giving "forget-me-nots" to a woman who loses them—mocking romantic sentimentality. Another ridicules a "converted" man who becomes hypocritical. A third satirizes affected Boston-New York courtship language ("owny-dony itty petty love"). The "Dunlap hat" reference appears to mock Chicago fashion or vanity. The advertisements promote period remedies (Castoria, Bromo-Seltzer, Salvation Oil), pianos, the Keeley Institute (for alcoholism/drug addiction treatment), and consumer goods. This reflects widespread patent medicine marketing and the era's prominent social concern about male drinking and addiction. No specific political figures or events appear caricatured on this page—it's entertainment and commercial content aimed at Judge's middle-class readership.
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He gave her a bunch of forget-me-nots Before they parted that day, ‘That he might remain in her memory green, This fairest maiden that he had seen, When fate took her far away. He called her his darling, his dear, his pet, ‘And she vowed with a tear that she'd ‘not f she loved him. She answered, but she went and forgot the forget-me-nots ! —Exchange. ViNsLow’s SOOTHING SyRUP for Chil- ren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the xums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- Fincea, 25 cents a bottle, Baron Blank—"' Permit me, my dear Miss Triller, to present to you this little toker iller—"The flowers are very handsome.” Baron Blank—" Bot why are you tearing them apart?” Miss Triller—"V'm searching for the little token."—Fliegende Blatter. Croup is prevented by the timely use of Dr. Buil’s Cough Syrup, the mother's friend. You should keep Salvation Oil on hand; it will cure all aches and pains, Price 25 cts. He seemed quite good and kindly-hearted And obedient to the laws ; It was only when he became converted ‘That we knew how bad he was. New York Press, “It's wrong to bet; nevertheless,” etc., be- the Syracuse Slandard. We’ have’ our private opinion of moralists witha “ neverthe- KNABE Os PIAN EUGEN D’ALBERT: From fullest convic- tion I declare them to be the best Instruments of America. DR. HANS VON BULOY the absolutely best in America, ALFRED GRUNFELD: I consider them he best Instruments of our Times, P. TSCHAIKOWSKY: Combines with great Volume of Tone a rare sympathetic and noble Tone Color and perfect action. {EW YORK, BALTIMORE, 148 Fifth Avenne, 22 & 24 B, Baltimore 8t, WASHINGTON, 817 Pennsylvania Ave, declare them ** Does its owny-dony itty petty love’ its ducky?” sighed the young man from New York. " responded the beautiful Boston girl; "its particular and favorite little possession enaess a strong affection for its water-Towl of the order anseres.”—Chicago News-Record. After a night with the boys, Yours for a clear head—Bromo-Seltzer. “What I don’t like about your schools,” said the boy who had been whipped, **is they run too much to physical culture.”— Washington Star. ‘When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. Teacher—*And why did the king relinquish his crown?” Pupil—'*'Cause he had got a Dunlap hat.” * Hinting at a well-known Chicago weakness, a New York fashion-paper maliciously an- nounces that Chicago ladies will not wear their husbands long this fall.—Salt Lake News, Scott's Emulsion assists those who inherit consumption over the growing years of youth, when hereditary taints are most likely to ap pear. Beggars can't be choosers,” says an old adage." We differ, for a beggar got into our office the other day and chose from the hat- rack forthwith three hats, one umbrella, and jour best overcoat. This effectually disposes of that adage.—Paris exchange. Customer (to the pretty waitress)—"* Don’t a great many fools annoy you with their atten- tions?" IWaitress—'' Yes, What makes you all do it?"—Boston Post, DR. LESLIE E. KEELEY’S TREATMENT FOR ORUNKENNESS DRUG ADDICTION AND NERVE EAHAUATIO! can be obtained {9 te only at the Keeley Insti- fates io, White Pidins, Blogbamtos, | Canal eld, and Babylon.” For terms, addrcas oF cs BEWARE C OF TMF TORS Before you know it you will be sorry you did not decide earlier ““What to give them.” It is so simple; the one ting thal that everybody wants and woul fe happy by—and you can in Bid ria care ¢ Hlonbatrictly coundential, terbury. $4 to $15. Elegant and accurate; the gem for a lady’s belt ; the man’s every- day watch—to save a costlier one, perhaps—a pocket guardian for youngsters, teaching them time- value, and saving worry for the elders. 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