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This page is primarily **advertising**, typical of Judge magazine's revenue model. Rather than containing political cartoons or satire, it features commercial advertisements interspersed with brief humorous anecdotes. The small jokes included—about mistletoe romance, a minister receiving slippers, and a woman receiving a check as a Christmas gift—reflect genteel humor of the era, offering gentle observations about courtship, domestic life, and gift-giving customs. The advertisements themselves are historically revealing: they promote products now considered dangerous (Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children, tobacco cessation products, "Golden Specific" for treating drunkenness) alongside legitimate goods (soap, bicycles, clothing fabrics, farm equipment). The fashion advertisements on the right show men's formal attire and a tailor service, reflecting early-20th-century standards of respectability and class signaling through dress. This page demonstrates how Judge functioned as both satirical commentary and commercial vehicle for contemporary products and services.

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Burlington Route BEST LINE 1s Pacific | Coast. GALVANIZED CEARED AERMOTOR Redesigned and much improved, furnishes power to D, CUT FEED, and SAW WOOD, Price @ t Gea fe rcrmotor. Does the [§ work frecand id never gets red With our Steel Stal y to put on barn, for puttings power In bara, Inth & Rockwell St, Chicago, 879 Beale Bt, San Fraceison, Guaranteed to contain no rosin or any, injurious substances. Delicacy of Perfume unexcelled, Sole U. S. agents. MULHENS & KROPFF, New York. THE DORE GALLERY ENTIRE COLLECTION FROM LONDON. The rendezvous of the Elite of New York. THE CHURCH, LITERATURE AND ART, THE FASHIONABLE WORLD. Thousands of deeply impressed © Open weekdays 10.4, to 107 a. Adm Thursdays 10 A. m. to 6. Carnegie Music Mall, H When you have a competent instructor, All = eur branch stores have handsomely equipped = Riding Schools, and best of instructors. It costs you nothing if you ride a Rambler—and by the way—you have yet to learn what "lux ysious cycling is until you ry a Rasone. Catalogue tells you why. Send for it. Mention ence Gormully & Jeffery Mfg Co., 221-229 N, Franklin St., Chicago, BOSTON, WASHINGTON, NEW YORK HEB EhestneRLeDbe ten PRINTING OUTFIT1S® ate «| rather ORT bor ast Teena Patep se beroh | acid init; it is healthy and nourishing. Mrs, WinsLow’'s Sooritixe Syxur for Chil dren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- Thea, 25 cents a bottle. IN GREAT LucK. Her hat is trimmed with mistletoe. Oh, blessed fate ! This even’ she said she would go With me to skate. Champagne has a large amount of carbonic Cook's Exha Dry Imperial is the best. It is the unmarried and therefore childless minister who gets slippers for Christmas gifts, while the dominie who could use them for juvenile disciplinary purposes gets left in the distribution. Purity and wholesomeness are the physicians’ indorsement of Angostura Bitters, manufact- ied by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, At all druggists. Don't Tobacco Spit Your Life Away is the startling, truthful title of a little book just re- ceived, telling all about Notobac, the wonderful, Aarmiless, enconomical, guaranteed cure for the to: bacco habit in every form. ‘Tobacco users who want to quit and can’t, by mentioning Junae can get the book mailed free. "Address THE STERLING REM- EDY CO., Box 751, Indiana Mineral Springs, Ind, A SELFISH MAN, “Papa's going to give me a check this | Christmas,” she remarked. That's nice," was the unexpected reply. “Keep it until the wedding and I'll help you spend it.” Indigestion ! Pus, Miserable ! Take BEECHAM’S A PRACTICAL GIFT. Cora—** Father gave me tickets to a course of lectures for Christmas,” Merritt—" He seems to be a believer in presents of mind.” GOOD CooKING is one of the chief blessings of every home. To always insure good custards, puddings, sauces, etc., use Gail Borden "* Eagle" Brand Con- densed Milk. Directions on the label. Sold by your grocer and druggist. | bonold, Cons ta ble K Ca NOVELTIES IN DRESS FABRICS. The latest and most stylish designs for Au- tumn wear, - CAMELEON and OMBRE STRIPES, SILK and WOOL and ALL-WOOL FANCY PLAIDS. VELOURS and VELOUTINE STRIPES, SCOTCH CLAN PLAIDS. JACQUARD! GES, DIAGONALS, HAI, RE D'ECOSSE, Evening wear, | EMBROIDERED ROBES, Proadovy Biota. NEW YORK. GUNS tito SPORT! NG GOODS 2 Ba, Be &CBICACG, LLL DRUNKENNESS by tering Dr. Haines’ Golden pecitic. Tecaa be given fa'n cup of coffee or tea, witho knowledge of the persoa taking it; Its absolutely harn lesa and Will effect « permanent and apeedy cure, wheth- er the patient ts a mode wreck. It Never Falls for Houso and Or The fe drinker or an alcoholic We | \ SOpPataeaee Patan tata Catatateta NO COAL CAS NO CLINKERS Dissolve Kem-Kom in water —sprinkle it upon coal —make your coal last longer — burn righter— Have no coal gas, no clinkers — Early breakfast fires, even when draught is poor— Kem-Kom is harmless—All gro- cers sell it —25-cent package, enough to treat ton of coal — If your grocer hasn’t it, write us name of grocer and enclose six 2-cent stamps for trial package. Standard Coal & Fuel Co. 140 Devonshire st,, Boston, Mass. Eaeatneatatavavaeata Catatatatatatatatatatated Ly 7 i’ PY PT DY DY BY DY DY BY BY PS PLOT OTOT OT OTOL OT PTET PTT TPE DT STL PLLA Pata CaCaCeleteteletetetetecet atatatetateteletetetele te cetececetecec: 4 neta ae THE GENUINE |ARTSH OLD BLUE RIBBON Whisky. A Strictly Pure, Old-fashioned Sour-mash Kentucky Whisky. Distilled, aged and bottled only by us. Its purity guaranteed. Put up one dozen bottles in a case, Every bottle has blue ribbon attached bearing our signature, Barrel goods sold ia Bond. Ask your dealer for it. Agents wanted. FIBLE & CRABB CISTILLING CO.. Eminence, Ky. FOR STOUT FOLKS. Dr. Ee FAMOUS PILLS AND BANDS and’ Obesity Fruit Salt reduce ‘your welght without dieting: cure the causes of Obesity. such as rheumatism. nervousness kidney 1 keep you healthy, utify the complexion, Curcago Boanp or Taupe. fall of confidence, but not perly. 1 ain one of your loudest shoute Oberity have induced several the fat boys to go to your store to talk with you, and ge your Obesity Pills. “The pilis are a sure retnedy for d epala, which tn many eases is the mala cause of fat Armodr, Mills, and Johnson have each reduced over 3) pounds with the Edison pills, ‘Cas. B. Kiso, Removes Obesity and Improves the Complexion. Miss Sosan Lee Matthews, Beacon, st.. Boston, Mass. ‘Since Aug. 1, [have reduced my welght about 3 pounds per week” I’ have used an obesity band, 3 botticn of Bbeaity pills; wore the bandd or hours cach day. My abdotdigal measure tet laches less. The pilla Improve the complexion Ke the skia of the face ainonth And give ft a healthy color, 1 was advised to use Dr, Falson's pilis by two lady friends, Mira. Matthews of Arlington St Measurement for the band ts the largest part of the abdomen. The bands cost #20 each for any length Binches, bat for one larger than M6 Inches aad 10 for each aditional inch, You can buy the salt, p dands direct from our stores, or by mail or express. OF, your druggist will furnlsh them. Poattively the only treatment that does 1 require dieting and purging: others adverti Ing” but after yon pay you fpstructions about Guxriex ‘on 3 ort LORING & CO 42 C10 West 224 St., 10 E11 Hamilton 34 M12 East Wa: ‘Sead fer oar Secleme article oo Obesity (24 edition of 100,00) Fashionable Attire For $20. Fashionable Attire It’s our business to dress you becomingly, it matters not the price nor the occasion. If large experience, plenty of goods and honest prices will do it (and it will) you'll come to us. We make suits to order from $20 to $50 We make overcoats to order from $18 to $45, We make trousers to order from $5 to $15 Over 3,000 styles to choose. Our stores in all principal cities. enicaco OA A TAILOR new von ST. cours. Oman, enven. piTrsoURG. tmora cINciNNATE WASHINGTON. KANSAS CITY. HARTFORD. SAN PHAN MINNEAPOLIS ponte sco ‘and very atmple itive testa with other merit ; lowest fa price: ee YOU SHOULD SMOKE NOT POISONOUS TOBACCO, BUT MARSHALL'S PREPARED CUBEB CIGARETTES, the most pleasant and sure remedy ever of- fered for CATARRH, ASTHMA, HAY FEVER, GOLD IN THE HEAD. A trial will convince. Contain no tobacco, . and are smoked by la- ies, Recommended by physicians. Be= ware of injurious imitations. Sold by druggists, or sent by mail on re- ceipt of 25 cents. JAMES B, HORNER, 44 Codar St., N.Y 0. Comper: Highest tn ot eet comicbooks.com