Judge — December 3, 1892 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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CHRISTMAS JUDGE THE LAST BRICK Murphy Phwat do yez want?” Tist t'row down a bhrick till Oi fill up me hod.” (belore)—' Mk. Appies—" I shotld like to know your real circulation.” Eprror—" Are you an advertiser, or a tax assessor ? THE IMPECUNIOUS LOVER. THE WRONG SHOP. GENUINE SYMPATHY. H ‘© LET'S go and call at the Kee- said young Mr. Spatts, He hopes it will not snow to-night “The girls are sure to have some mis- He's promised her a sleigh-ride. tletoe hung up in the parlor.” “Poor fellow!" replied Ricketts, commiseratingly, “do you have to wait for that ? LIKES to see the stars so bright, moonbeams on the wayside ; NOT TO BE LEFT. Mother—*\sn't one nail enough to hang your stocking up with ? Voung hopeful" Vat, ma, the other one is to hold the drum A COMMON TYPE. Pentweazel— presents, my dear, Mrs, Pentweazel—" Well, 1 hate aman who buys you something he'd have to give you anyhow, and then s it a Christmas present.” believe in useful a ALL HE WANTED. ‘A. said little Jo only want five things for my Christ- mas: Choo-choo cars, choo-choo cars, choo-choo cars, choo-choo cars and choo-choo cars.” GENEROUS MAN. Gargoyle—" What are you going to give your wife for a Christmas present 2” NO UNCOMMON GIFT. 46 A. KSS for Christmas day T give.” I watched a tear-drop fall Glanders—"1 thought | would As with a sigh she answered me, I—Mn. Tavton (stranger in Philadelphia) —" Hello! there's a bar “ive her permission to go home and “Thank you. Is that all?” ber-shop. I'll run in and get a shave.” spend the holidays with her mother.” 2—'Rastus (entering five minutes afterward)—"* See yere, barber, dat's 5—Ma. Tavion—'Good-day !” de second time I’se caught you shavin’ strangers wif my mug. comicbooks.com