Judge — November 19, 1892 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Mi (me ae 1. M, Graco» te TERMS TO UNITED STATES AND CAMADA, IN ADVANCE, One copy, one year. or 52 numbers ‘One copy, six months, or 26 numbers One copy, for 13 weeks =~ Including the Cunistwas Jupce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To all for ign countries in the postal um $60 year, THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Jupcr BuILpING), Cor. Fifth Av ind 16th Street, New York. BW e guarantee advertisers a larger circulation U cal paper published. The Juvce és for sale at Brentane’ Ce., 25 Newcastle street, Strand, Lond Maine, Germany, Cable addre other American satiri- "aris: Smith, Ainslee &* ‘American’ Exchange, {2 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—All the pictures in the Juoce are copyrighted, and must not be reproduced without the permission of the proprietors, Infringement ‘upon this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. A MUGWUMP cannot be a patriot, because if he could he would die. eee PLATFORM of the defeated party—Resolved, that we view these figures with alarm.” ees CHICAGO Is GREAT. Given a handful of wind and she will make a tornado in five minutes. eee THE CURIOUS THING about the death of the “county” Democracy is that there was enough left of it to do it. eee RY WATTERSON is a good enough writer and orator to be a protectionist, or in other words an American. o- UPPOSE that now a young man may propose to his, partic- ular young lady without suspicion of a political motive. * £ oe Se YVOMAN." says a Recorder write er, “‘is man’s conscience.” If that is so there are a good many di vorces outside of Illinois. ces HE YOUNG WOMAN who re- marked vehemently Darn Co- lumbus!" voiced that tired feeling. We do celebrate so much! THE SScen EVANESCENCE OF FAME —The remains of the man who turned his back on his party during the progress of the late unpleas- antness. e “ cee THE GENEROSITY of woman. is amazing. ~ We hear now that Mrs. Deacon wants to pardon Mr, Deacon for shooting the man who had usurped her affections. eel ey LADY writes in the Buffalo Enguérer that the czar is a bore as re= gards social duties, and adds,“ What a fine husband for the daughter of an English queen!" So? THE FAITH of Wayne MacVeagh in the Tribune extends only to such articles as pitch into the men he dislikes. Many of us are equally mean, but we don't brag of it. : . ‘TE RECENT SPEECHES of Robert Lincoln were good. What the young man wants now is a few gags to put in the mouths of his friends, that they may not roar him as the candidate for ‘ninety-six. eee +4 QUIDA” says she doesn’t write plays because the world shows its lack of judgment and culture by accepting Mary Anderson as a tragic actress. There is something vicious about that old lady, but how magnificent is her egotism! THE LAST STRAW} ScHWINGER—" Blease don'd schmell dér*factory oud mit dot feer- ful cigarette. Get oud!” » by return train. THE DEMOCRATIC GEOGRAPHY. E ARE TOLD by the Chicago /nter-Ocean that Flower will be Cleveland’s choice for the Democratic nomination in 1896—not Hill. Very likely; but the New-Yorker who gets that distinction must first go west and grow up with the country. New York has had her share, and there is an exceedingly great and growing west. We must begin to remember that. THE SEVERAL SABBATHS. ‘THE HEBREW might insist that the world’s fair shall be closed on Saturdays. The seventh-day Baptist has his particular sabbath, and other denominations have theirs. Has any particular creed or church the right to say that these religious peoples shall conform to their views or be denied the privilege of viewing the exhibition? Or have we, as the American Sentinel ‘nquires, a national religion, and if we have is not that fact a fracture of the constitution? For, remember, that exhibition is to be moral and instructive day in and day out. THE KICKERS. 'HE CRAZE for new and inelegant dances will not cease until some fair nymph dislocates herself at every joint and forgets how to re- sume her natural condition. The human form was formerly mentioned as divine. Now it is nothing if not acrobatic and recklessly out of shape; and the higher the kick and the more like a corkscrew the woman gets herself the more she draws. There will come a change; but not until the dancer has learned to give a match to the chandelier with one large toe, at the same time tickling her ear with the other. CONSOLATION FOR THE AFFLICTED. THE FOLIAGE this fall was more beautiful and had more colors in it than in any previous year. There was glory in every mountain-top and every valley, and there was no weed that had. not a beauty previously undiscovered ‘The long; mild auttimn with its thou- sand colors should go into history as the one perfect autumn in a score of years. Whata pity it is that such an autumn should have been disfigured by the campaign spell-binder, the throbbing drum, and the loud-smell- ing torch, and that it should be re- membered principally because Smith was elected and Jones was put in the politically cold, cold ground. OUR SO-CALLED DEMOC- RACY. ET US HOPE the prince of Wales and the duke of York, his son, will kindly reconsider their alleged determination to visit the world’s fair. Our people are loyal to their system of government and feel bound to speak with withering contempt of all the other systems; but when a live mon- arch, or prospective monarch, visits them they are apt to concede consid- erable to that majesty. They do not get on their knees and kiss its toe, but they come as near to that as their so-called self-respect will allow; and our wonten, are so carried away by it that they cannot possibly get back There are some who remember the first visit of Wales and+ the last visit of Nicholas of Russia, and the remembrance is not pleasing. KING PAT. THE IRISHMAN has ceased to be a political issue and now contents himself with smiling serenely, doing his various official duties, and cutting his coupons. This man is the best politician in the world. An orator, a poet, a wit, a hard worker, everything that comes to his net is fish, on Fridays and other days, and the net takes in all the water the world has. He knows an opportunity before he sees it. He is a patriot in behalf of whatever country he belongs to, with a single exception. He kissed the blarney-stone three days after his birth, and smiles and fights with unstinted pleasantness and ability whatever the circumstances which surround him. He makes our presidents and fills all the local offices He is our ruler and we pay him roundly for the honor and authority he confers upon us. ‘i comicbooks.com