Judge — November 12, 1892 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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Colonel | \ ‘ant anott ’ AN ECHO OF THE SUMMER. HE WAS in the ribbon department. She saw him and rushed to meet him. VY “Ab, I have found you at last !” she cried. This weary search that began away last summer is now ended.” * What,” he asked in perfect composure, “can I do for you?” “I want our engagement broken. It has worried me more than tongue can tell.” “Certainly, miss. Is there anything else to-day 2” ADEQUATE PROTECTION. Maddox—* The emperor of China has ten men whose sole duty it is to carry his umbrella.” Gazzam—" Is there so much danger as that of its be- ing stolen?” jamond bi Every p il for 25 Premier tee-cutter TOO MUCH. Mosr—"' I doan’ see de use in lyin’ out here in de damp when yo' kin ‘complish so much mo’ at night, yankin’ pullets; I doan’, fur true.” TIME TO STOP. +4 YOU ARE working too hard,” said a po- liceman to a man who was drilling a hole in a safe at two o'clock in the morning. “What's that?” asked the burglar in a dis- contented tone as he looked into’ the muzzle of the policeman’s revolver. “T say you need arrest.” AN EXPLANATION, IT WAS the smart boy doing the talking, Who of reverence had a lack— “It must have been slippery walking When the prodigal son went back.” ** And why was it slippery walking ?” But the smart boy was still on deck— * We are told when his father saw him ‘That the old man fell on his neck.” 6. », IN THE TENDERLOIN DISTRICT. Sandford—"The menu is nothing extra, A SURE THING. Focas—"Do you ever bet on the races?” Bocas—"I did once. I backed an Irishman for a place and he got it.” but we may as well begin. You know none but the brave deserve the fare.” Merton—" Yes; and 1 also know that none but the brave can eat it.” Jess—"* What a flatterer Lord Forgivuz is! He told me last night I was one out of ten thousand.” Frep— Not at all, Six months after marrying him you would be.” WENT IN DEEP. ‘ ‘So YOU had to stop work at the gas-well, eh?” “Yes; ran out of money.” “ How deep did you go?” “About fifteen thou- sand" “What! fifteen thousand feet?” —" dollars.” THERE HE BLOWS. Billy Sayso—* Do you know, Miss Anglo thinks Sam Bragg very English?” Charlie Wag—"1 know it. When he blows she takes him for the prince of whales.” GETTING IT RIGHT. ‘sYOU LIVE on Beacon Street, do you not, Miss Emerson?” “No, Mr. Hawkins. I live in a house that is situated at one side of that thoroughfare.” ny | Wr setters MORAL—ADVERTISE IN THE NEWSPAPERS. DVERTISER—"' Well, I've decorated this drug-store But he called the next day and the druggist had turned them over and added a little decoration, comicbooks.com