Judge — October 22, 1892 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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JOHN HERBERT CLAIBORNE, M.A, M.D, OF PETERSBURG, VA, Ex-President and Honcrary Fellow Medical Soctety of Vireinta, PETERSBURG, VA., SEPTEMBER 5, 1892. Dr. E. C. Laird, Buffalo Lithia Springs, Va.: My pear Doctor—I send by this mail a box of CALCULI, passed at various times within the last year by Hon. T. J. Jarratt, our former Mayor, whilst drinking the BUFFALO LITHIA WATER. They give him but little pain now when passing. I have never criti- cally examined the broken CALCULI, passed in such quantities from Mr. Jarratt's bladder; but am under the impression that the most of them were MAGNESIAN PHOSPHATES. There were specimens, however, which presented the appearance of OXYLATES, and, I remember, impressed me specially as being URJC ACID. I do not pretend to account for the mode of their solution by the BUFFALO LITHIA WATER. There is nothing in its analysis which would warrant such results; but THE RESULTS ARE THERE, and seeing is believing. I can only suppose that in Nature's Alembic there has been some subtle solvent evolved, too subtle to be caught by our coarse re-agents, which makes this wonder- ful disintegration. “There are many things in heaven and earth not dreamt of in our philosophy,” and his is a short creed who only believes what he can prove or explain. Faithfully yours, JOHN HERBERT CLAIBORNE. IT 18 WELL KNOWN THAT STONE IN THE BLADDER, FOR THE MOST PART GOUT, RHEUMATIC GOUT, RHEUMATISM, AND ALSO VARIOUS FORMS OF DYSPEPSIA AND NERVOUS PROSTRATION, HAVE A COMMON ORIGIN, VIZ., EXCESS OF URIC ACID IN THE BLOOD. IT I8 EVIDENT, THEN, FROM THE FOREGOING STATEMENT, THAT THIS WATER MUST POSSESS EXTRAORDINARY POTENCY ALIKE IN ALL OF THESE MALADIES. IN BRIGHT’S DISEASE OF THE KIDNEYS IT 18 WELL-NIGH SPECIFIC. Water in cases of one dozen half-gallon bottles, $5, f. 0. b. here, and for sale by all first-class druggists. Mlustrated 32-page Pamphlet, giving farther information, sent prepaid on application to THOMAS F. 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