Judge — October 1, 1892 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Shakespeare appears to have known what he was talking about when he said ‘' Throw physic to the dogs."—Courier- Journal, Conscientious perusal of the children’s stories published in some of the juvenile magazines would almost lead the readers to believe that the writers wouldn’t know a child on sight.— Somerville Journal, Marshall P, Wilder tells an amusing story about a cemetery in Philadelphia. It illustrates ‘a good point, . Marshall said he once break- fasted in a small hotel in the city of brotherly love, From the table he could see the tops of tombstones in a cemetery. Turning to the waiter, Marshall said, “1 do not care for that water, This hotel is too near yonder cemetery.” ‘Oh, sah,” exclaimed the colored waiter, "‘ dat's a mighty high-toned cemetery! Mighty high-toned people is buried dar."— Rochester Herald. JOSEPH GILLOTT’S | STEEL PENS. GOLD MEDAL, paris ExPosiTion, 1889. THE MOST PERFECT OF PENS. The Start American Food Company. plained on each can. 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THE HUMAN HAIR, Why & Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remety. By PROF, HARLEY PARKER, FR. A-S, G, Ry Lone & Coe sat Sinvery one should read thi is little book.” —A thenzum, TAB O\ THE SCHULENB! DETROIT THE SUMMER GIRL AS SHE APPEARS BEFORE USING WOODBURY’ FACIAL SOAP. THE PITTINGS on your face give you a coarse, low look ; interfere with your success in Dusiness, too. Don't you see you are standing in your own light? Send for book. MOTHERS DON'T LIKE you to kiss their children if you have a greasy, pitted face, and the grown-up daughter doesn't relish it, either. Have your face straightened out. BUT SHE SnOULDNT HAVE KEPT KER EVES OPEN ALL SUMMER BAD ODORS AROUT THE BODY can be blotted out entirely. See to it that you have them blotted out. IF YOU HAVE PIMPLES, you have few friends. They are asuamed of being seen with you. They are afraid of catching something. CONSTIPATION, its cure and treatme.it ; not a physic. Send for book. ARSENIC, its effects on the skin and the blood. Read the article in book. FACE-STEAMING, the latest fad. Can be used athome, Price $s. Send for book. THAT NERVOUS FEELING one has when riding in the cars is indicative of trouble, Send for 145-page book. THE BEARD LINE, If the hair is above the beard line or between the eyes it can be perma- nently removed. YOUR FRIENDS are laughing at your red nose. You don’t catch them at it; they laugh behind your back. “Get square.” ‘Have JOF H. WOODBURY put it in {ts natural condition. SPOTTED FACES, birthmarks, India-ink freckles, ete. People running about with any o the above labels will please express themselves or write to JOHN H. WOODBURY, Dermatolo- gist, 125 West 42d st. DON'T THROW YOUR FACE AWAY. No matter if you are tired of it. Don't let it go until you have read Dk. WOODBURY'S book or called, ‘upon him. NOSES RED and noses blue, no knife should cut that nose on you, because JOHN H_WOOD- BURY can make the color of your nose perfectly natural without using a knife, DANDRUFF ON YOUR COAT-COLLAR AND SHOULDERS makes you repulsive to brothers. sisters, friends and every one, ‘The girls keep you at a distance, too, CORPULENCY Pills reduce flesh ten pounds per month, with diet. Send for book. CATARRH.—Read the chapter on it in the ‘book published by JOHN H. WOODBURY. THE NEW FACIAL INSTRUMENT is ap- pllcable toall feshy parts of the body, and should ‘on the toilet table of every lady’ and gentle- man, IT’S ANNOYING TO HAVE. a clerk or a friend in your office come up and brush off your shoulders and say: Aha! Dandruff, eh? 125 West 42d st. is JOHN H. WOODBURY’S address. He'll Stop that annoyance. SUPERFLUOUS HAIR on the female face looks badly and makes the patient bashful. YOUR EYES AND CHEEKS ARE SUNKEN IN. In fact, your general appearance indicates, Nervous Debility. YOU HAVE NO USE FOR WARTS. Horses have warts, but you're not a horse, Then don't have the warts. BIRTHMARKS CAUSE PEOPLE to look ‘at you in a strange way, and ask you embarrass- Ing, questions Don't mind thers but call or write (no surgical operation) JOHS : BURY a ceatiee IF YOUR EYEBROWS were a litle thicker you would be much prettier. It can be cone. JOHN H. WOODBURY will give you a trlendly grecting. Call or write. YOU BLUSH because you have a birthmark on you. Everybody. sees what itis, atd talks About it. Get nd of Ie at once. (No surgical Operations.) SORE, WEAK AND WATERY EYES can be made bright, pure and clear. You can throw away your blue eye-glasses. after consulting JOHN. WOODBURY. YOUR EARS are ill-shaped. They stand out too far from the head, ” Did you ever think of ? ‘WRINKLES WIPED OUT in short order by a man who has been at it fortwenty years, Walk ing testimonials of what | have done in this line can be seen on any avenue in New York City at any time. SCARS AND BLEMISHES smoothed over to icely thata hand-glass and an electric ight won't find the place where they once were. THAT SUNKEN LOOK makes you look like a corpse. -Youcant afford to take an ocean voy. ge, to call or write JOHN H. WOODBURY. TATTOO MARKS ERADICATED. You know: those “I-wishL-hadat-done sit” blue marks on your hands and arms. MOLES ARE CARRIED ABOUT a whole lietime by some people. Ivs ridicsious! Ik ought to be stopped. I hereby prociaim a law against i. SOMETHING 18 APT TO TURN UP. any minute on your face or body when you have Plood diseases ie Keeps you ‘guessing’ continue ally. FLOWERS HAVE TO BE ENCOURAGED, ao doesn mustache. People always giggic Sight of a sickly-looking mustache "its. a sort ofa “he-would-I(she-could-bat-he-can't kind of Sigel. TO BE A REAL MAN you must have a mus- tache;a good-sized mustache. It is my business tomake one grow on you! Want one? FRECKLES make your face look like a target, of as if some one had spattered paint on you. Giet them. off quick before they turn inte large Moth-patches. THOSE HAIRLESS SPOTS on your scalp are a disease called Aiopesia, or fallicg of the hair. ican be cured. FRECKLES ARI CALLED “ DEYIL SPOTS” in some countries, but the innocent Suffer {rom these “devil spota” as. well as the wicked. Let me clean ‘emt out! Don't let ‘em et seated. JOHN H. WOODBURY OAN create a panic among that iot of freckles in a jiffy. FLESH WORMS become frightened and run away,at the sight of JOHN H. WOODBURY'S Femedies, and that they never come back is the Dest part of it. Send for book. A YELLOW SKIN tells {ts own story. It has come upon you like a ghost in the night: and now JOHN H. WOODBURY must be consulted. A sample cake of soap and 145-page book sent sealed for 10 cents, illustrated, on skin, scalp, nervous and blood diseases. JOHN H. WOODBURY, DERMATOLOGIST, 125 WEST 42D ST., NEW YORK CITY. Consultation Free, at Office or by Mail. 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