Judge — September 24, 1892 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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W. J. Ament. 1 M. Gi itor. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AMD CAKADA, IN ADVANCE. One copy, one year, or s2 numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - 2.50 One copy, for 13 w corey) Bag Including the Cwnistsas Jupce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To all for tign countries in the postal union, a year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JupcE Burtpinc), Cor. Fifth Ave, and 16th Street, New York. ONE GOOD TERM DESERVES ANOTHER. OTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—All the pictures in the Juoce are copyrighted, and must not be reproduced without the permission of the proprietors. Infringement ly and vigorously prosecuted. CANVASS in behalf of Mr. Columbus shows his election without a dissenting voice. soen's BROTHER FLOWER has beén a “pretty good. governor ever since Brother Hill went to Washington. FIGURES WITH PECK ‘e like loaded guns with boys; they're never satisfied until they make a noise.—G. C. ses THE REPORT of Labor- commissioner Peck is con- fusing. While Charles F. is the gun the boom is that of David. cee R. WHITNEY is going around with a flag of truce, and the boys are shooting at him from four different direc- tions. LABOUCHERE, left out of your uncle William's cabi- net, proposes to destroy the uni- verse, beginning with the royal family. . THE LETTER of congratu- 5 lation which Hill wrote to ¥ Cleveland must have been lost in the mails. Perhaps the visit of congratulation too, AT THE LAWN FETE. s Rattle Weed! de committee wants to know ef yo’ woan’ len’ dem one ob yo" hair-pins, Dey's broke one ob de croquet wickets.” a as He—‘Ob, M DO NOT ask mine enemy to print a book. It sufficeth me that he prints the New York World.—B. Harrison. see T THIS SEASON one is apt to reflect that with its other virtues home is a good place to live at occasionally. s eee MAYNarb TO MURPHY—"Thank you, sir; but I can't climb safely, and one of the lower boughs is good enough for me.” ties LEANLINESS is doubly necessary in cholera time, and it especially behooves candidates for office to:look out for their reputation. see ¢\LJANG PECK "exclaim the Democratic and mugwump newspapers. Very well. Is the gentleman present who was formerly sheriff of Erie county? Seis R, SHEEHAN is so hard at work for Grover that two black men are constantly fanning him and another follows him with a pail to catch the flood of his perspiration, a. ELVA LOCKWOOD has been speaking for peace in Berlin. We remember a colonel in our war who was ordered to capture a portion of the enemy, and said he, “Say, general! can't we compromise this mat- ter somehow?” : SAME OLD COWARDS. F PECK is correct the Sun must be right. The tariff is dangerous for Grover, negro domination becomes the main issue, and every Democrat is trembling with agitation and fear. The tariff was enough to scare him to death, and now reappears the old question whether his daughter shall marry a black man. Mercy on us! these are hard times. A FOND ADIEU. [t IS A SWEETLY solemn thought that not for six months to come will the editors of this country be called upon to read seventy-five poems a day about the summer girl. She is saucy, piquant, pretty, a trifle bold, and rather loud in her apparel and the absence of it, and the world loves her and will not let her die; but we must kiss her and let her slide for a while or we shall all die. TWELVE MILES FROM THE LEMON. LAST YEAR millions of bushels of choice fruit rotted because of a small supply of cans. This year there isn’t so much fruit, but the California supply is so large that the transportation of it is impossible. Always the same result, whatever the supply. The same worm-eaten fruit at your grocery at the same old prices, and the better article rotting on the ground, perhaps within a dozen miles of you. Isn't it worth while to study out an improvement ? MR. CURTIS. THE WRITINGS and the record of George William Curtis are spot- less. Of what other man who wrote so much can this be said? He had force, culture and gentleness, the courage of a lion and the courtesy and charity in judgment of a gentleman. fit him as if it were made for him. There is no praise that will not There dies out with his death a fountain of philosophy, fancy, political purity, and kindly sat- ire that has been flowing fifty years. How many sigh to think that that sparkling, shining, _ tinkling abundance of. delight will gladden their eyes,, and hearts no more! ‘ THE LADIES OF C. C’S FAMILY. Era Sey HAT ABOUT the wife yee of Christopher Colum- Bus?” inquires a lady of large mind. Dear lady, let us give her the largest possible fame. 3 Let us say, with one compre- << hensive swoop, that nothing to her.detriment has yet been dis~ covered. And the mother of Christopher? She was equally happy, and it is a woman's high- est glory to give such a man to history, though she is inadvert- ently forgotten herself. We at least know that she must have ; existed, and that is much. And his sisters? Come now, dear lady! is it not too late for a legal contest about the old man's will? FUSS-AND-FEATHERS. AND TREACHERY. RAY, DEMOCRATS, that Grover.may be saved from his newspaper friends. The World advertised in advance the Republican victory in Rhode Island. It is now advertising the impending Republican vic- tory in the nation, Passing the hat openly is a confession of weakness. There is nothing the Wor/d does so well as to flaunt the white feather of fear, and it is almost as damaging to the Democratic cause as the covert sneers and the well-understood hypocrisy of the Sux. This city is Demo- cratic by a large majority. Is it not curious that it-has not one wise, honest Democratic newspaper? THE BRITISH BULWARK. ‘GAIL HAMILTON" is entitled to great praise for her work for Mrs, Maybrick; but British law would rather do injustice to a thousand persons than acknowledge itself wrong just once. What if the judge who convicted Mrs. Maybrick, acting in the capacity of her prose- cutor as well as her judge, was insane? The home secretary has his dignity to sustain, and British law is more sacred than the scriptures. And really the queen can do nothing. We should think the letter to her written by “Gail Hamilton” would touch her to the quick; but if she interfered with British law there would be serious talk of changing the locality of her crown. It is true that Mrs. Maybrick is not legally or morally guilty of the crime for which she is suffering, but that has noth- ing to do with it. : comicbooks.com