Judge — September 17, 1892 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE A RURAL HUMPTY DUMPTY; OR, TOMMY’S WATERI.OO. ‘Tommy is sent to a neighbor's to fetch a“ setting” Tommy decides to make “* Maud (The return.) ‘The eggs will rattle in the basin, and of eggs. S." a full partner in the enterprise. the unusual sound agitates * Maud S.” ** Maud 5." becomes more anxious Pee ee eastueran ielanexpectedly WHY SHE WEPT. ssTjyAUGHTER, D what is the matter?” demanded the mother of Mrs. McBride as she found her child crying bit- terly. “ Why — Charlie— Charlie" sobbed the young woman, “ Has he been treat- ing my lamb badly al- ready?" exclaimed the indignant mother. “Only been married three months and he leaves you crying your eyes out like this, Tell me what the trou- Nemesis. ble is.” “Why, mamma, you know that house we are going into?” she asked between her sobs. “Ido, What is the matter with it? Don’t the location, terms, fittings and everything about it suit you? I thought you were satisfied with it. What is the difficulty? Has Charlie refused to buy it, after deciding to take “Why, mamma, Charlie—Charlie "—— “Well, Charlie what? Tell me right away what the trouble is.”” “Well, Charlie (sob) went out and bought the (sob) first house he saw (sob) without giving me a chance to shop (sob) for it.” And the stricken young bride burst into a fresh torrent of tears. WILLIAM JeRWRY StYTTER, FOILED. G i i ae Eupen—"" Well, dat’sa nice-lookin’ house dey's pat up; bat, fo", THOUSAND dollars with which to begin life may be of as much help or de Lawd! dey’s got de hen-house on top. Ef dat ain’ scan'lous !" hinderance to a young man as could be desired. comicbooks.com