Judge — September 17, 1892 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Lone ® Co. 1014 Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa “iveryone should read this little book."—Athenawom, Is unquestionably “The Perfection of Olive Oil.” The First Analysts in the World pronounce tt Pure Olive Oil. S. RAB & CO. ~~ -_- -_Lecuorx, Iraty. THOSE RED VEINS make your nose look ikem map. "Now, your face wasnot intended for feudp ll youafry around the Ted ves jut as youwwould an old rusty jackknite; but you C20 loss that jackknife, but the red veins will Siways be with you unless you consult JOHN H. WOODBURY, CLEANLINESS is noxt to godliness. THIS WOULD MANE a good sign fora bath- roonisand another good sign is-USE WOOD- BURVS PACIAL SOAP. YOU HAVE no earthly use for that eczema on year body or in your hail, Its foreign to all that tried everything you've been told to try, without cr oa've try, withou the desived resti Now, you will please consult Bg JOHN A, WOODBURY. the din specialist I) PROBABLY “HAVE NOT madecany kind ofa move thi spring 1a the way of geting those, pimples off your Heck and face. Wel, DY ext fail your face will be a mass of pustules’ MOLES'ON THE FACE alwaye put me in mind of ink spots on pure white linen. Teas eradicate moles quicker than you can take the {nk spots out of tte linen. Call'or send for Dook, BLACK HEADS ARE BLACK | they Keep black; they stay black, and if you try to mjuecse mn oat they come. back bigger and. blacker. WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAE- YOU SAY YOU DON'T DRINK, stil! your nose is very red, Walle too. bad that poople won't believe you. I Believe you are a good fel Tow, and Lam willin to take your case in han: YOUR LEAN F, CE makes you look con- sumptive. People keep telling. you to goto the country and brace up, but you'd better see JOHN WOODBURY belore going away. You will never regret it. IMPROVE YOUR FACE with some of your vacation rioney. It's got to be done sooner oF later. Now isthe best time because the flesh is, soft and pliable. ICAN CURE ten cases of Barber's Itch out of ten. “This isa pretty big average, you'll admit, Dut Ican do it. TWELVE YEARS AGO, ‘tis said, pimples were all the style, but the most peculiar thing of itall was that no one seemed to care to bein style that year. | PIMPLES ARE PARASITES; they live on you. Get them off. THAT SUPERFLUOUS HAIR on your faco ‘causes objectionable remarks and laughter—well, it is not funny to you if it does seem so to others. L would like to see you at. my office. JOHN H. WOODBURY. < DON'T SIT ATYOUR FRIEND'S TABLE, with that dandruff falling over your shoulders and onto the cloth, You might not notice it, Dut he will, so will his wife, and they will say between themselves that “he ought to do something for it." See JOHN H. WOODBURY. ‘A MAN ONCE SAID he would give $s00 to havea big anchor (tattooed on his arm) eradicated. A friend gave him my address, and the “big ‘anchor ” was eradicated in afew da FLESH WORMS SLEEP IN THE FLESH. ‘They make themselves a bed and sleep the idio hours away, Want me to wake them up? I can doit without an alarm-clock. sWOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP was not in- ténded:for.use on doors or floors, because doors and floors don't have pimples or freckles. | Doors and floors sometimes have an oily look, so have some faces} but WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP ‘will take care of the oily faces. Common soap is, kood,etiough for floors and doors. JUST ONE MOMENT, please! I woald like to make you look manly, I have something spe- cial for you. . It is something that will encourage your mitstache to grow to size, Will you writemes please? ‘AT MY WIG INSTITUTE in New York I have everything completo (or repairing bad faces and seaplexions, Bar’ WOODBURY'S PACIAL SOAP is my right-hand man. Yrs "ALE SNONSENSE? Just think, bere are ayoung tan and. your hair beginning fo fall out. IM stop that monkey bustness 80 quick that you will be giad for « lifetime—but get. WOODBURY'S PACIAL SOAP, too,zand rash your scalp freely. Reeaer an Omar Press oF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING Co., FIFTH AVENUE, New York. VERY STUBBORN ARE SOME SKIN Diseases Until John H. Woodbury Steps In. I BEG OF YOU to get these pustules off your peck, “I knew of a young man ohice who actually drank'to excess through despair at not being able to get Fid of-a lot of pustules on the neck. Tsobered him up mighty quick, though, whea I got at those pustules. (NO instruments used, either, HOW DISAGREEABLE tt is when writing a letter fg have dandrat! fall over the” writing paper—dandruft {s a poor companion to be sce, Wilts” Send for book. Poo" “PH WE ARE KNOWN by the company we keep. 1 you keep accompany of pimples on your face yoR are known by the company you Leap. DON'T THINK OTHER PROPLE. never notice anything, for they can tell you the sizeand shape of every freckle on your face. HEN ALL OTHERS HAVE FAILED you talk your cane ls hopeless Tt just Uckies Prot WOODBURY to get hold of these so-called hope: Teas cases. THAT BAD BREATH is with you again, 1 see, Who ever doctored your catarrh did not understand your case, Come to the man who can say truthfully, "I have had twenty years? experience.” YOUR, YELLOW SKIN puts me, in mind of a piece of old wrapping-paper Would it surprise You to know that JOAN th: WOODBURY fe the Saly man who has ever been successful in restor- ‘the complexion? Nok THINK YOU CAN GET RID of that red note by sitting down and waiting for it to go away, for it won't goaway without my help. DON'T THINK THAT BECAUSE HAVE ONLY A FEW PIMPLI'S that they are of no consequence, for just as eure as you are a Tiving man or woman they will multiply. N'T THINK THAT YOU CAN DOCTOR YOUR OWN SKIN, because you cant. You make matters worse. "Write me a letter, and get the soup, too. WHEN FRECKLES GET TIRED roamin around they sit down on a nice complexion an £0 to, sleep—but JOHN, H. WOODBURY can Wake ‘em up and hustio "em out lively. LDON'T WANT TO CUT YOU fists decanse ou have a birthmark; knives are for butchers. ‘em a Germatologist and I handle you with care and with twenty years’ experience back of me. "ALL STOUT PEOPLE ought to have a box of ay corpulency pills—wny, they reduce Sesh fen pounds per month, with’ diet. ‘You didn't know {t? Send for a book. THAT CHAPTER ON CATARRH in the book {s.a“acorcher.” It's worth reading. In fachtbe whole book laa atin encyclopedias pub shed by JOHN H. WOODBURY, inventor of PACIAL SOAP. T HAVE A SPEOIAL MODE for treating nervous debility, which has created considerable talk of late uptown ; every case so far has been a Success. “I never put anything on the market Sayway untill know its perfected and worthy the notice of the public, DON'T THINK YOU/ARE SMARTER than JOHN H, WOODBURY, for you are not. You will have to study for twenty ‘years before can catch up with PROF. WOODBURY, Explai Your case in a letter and he will tell you just what Aisease you suffer from. ANY KIND OF CRUSTED REMY. dlotchy Sepa Sisease soured: by the JOHN H WOOD- BURY remedies, and FACIAL SOAP heads the TMEURITY OF THE BLOOD, whether sim- ple, scrofulous or hereditary, ts speedily ‘cured, Tmanently cured; economically cared by JOHN fi. WOODBURY. ‘Send for book. IT 18 THE DUTY of every parent to look to their children; don’t let that ranning ear or that crusted eyelid on litle Jimmie or Katie or Willie continue any longer. “Write mea letter about it. jon't delay. “Begin now, ge Ss FACIAL SOAP and save your children years of mental anguish. EVERY DOLLAR paid out for a quack medi- cine is lost forever. Look out! ‘There are qua: ‘tufts in the market whieh only irritate the'skin, FACIAL SOAP is « legitimate article, made under the laws of the State of New York.” Send for ss-page book, AS YOU CAN'T PUTTY UP those pittings ‘abd little holes in your face, suppose you buy a cake of WOODBURY’S PACIAL SOAPand learn something, A sample cake of soap and 145-page’book sent sealed for 10 cents, illustrated, on skin, scalp, nervous and blood diseases. JOHN H. WOODBURY, DERMATOLOGIST, 125 WEST 42d ST., NEW. YORK CITY. | Consultation Free, at Office or by Letter. Established 1870. comicbooks.com |