Judge — September 10, 1892 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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AYER’S HAIR VIGOR Keeps the scalp clean, cool, healthy. The Best Dressing Restores hair which has become thin, faded, or gray. Dr. J.C. Ayer & Co. Lowell, Mass. insurance, of a better qual- MUTUAL ity, on easier terms, at less cost than else- LIF! where. Address, g2!-3-5 Chestnut St.. Philad’a. News from the Chickamauga river, received via the Savannah News, is to the effect that frogs there are so large that they carry off and devour chickens, and recently one caught a man by the coat-tail and tugged at it viciously. And yet Georgia is a prohibition state. By the way, what do those suspenders the ladies wear hold up, anyway ?—Cleveland Plain Dealer, A small farmer in Aberdeenshire, having a wife that had been long ailing and confined to bed, was of so niggardly a disposition that he grudged the poor woman so much as a light. She, in a pet, one night exclaimed, ‘Oh, isna this‘an unco thing that a puir body ‘ill nae get light to see to dee.” ‘The husband rises up and lights a candle, and, placing it at the bed- foot, says to his wile, “There, dee noo !" Scottish American, “Now,” said the clairvoyant to her group of visitors, ‘*1 will describe a person known and loved’ by everybody in this room. ‘The son has the characteristic of always being in whurry and always being delayed. Will run%™wo blocks for a waiting street-car and then stop to wait for the next one. Generally stands ‘on the wrong side of the crossing and is in- variably unable to find change. !oes any one recognize this person?” And every man in the room got up and shouted, ‘It’s my wife Philadelphia Record, JOSEPH GILLOTT'S STEEL PENS. GOLD MEDAL, Panis ExPosITION, 1889. THE MOST PERFECT OF PENS. Perry of dgalgra subs . 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NO WONDER YOU BLUSH. The Fan Merely Hides the Pimples. MOLES AND WARTS ARE STUBBORN. ‘They like to live on your skin just the same as you, for Instance, would ike to live on ice-cream or any favorite dish, "Send for r4s-page book. FRECKLES GROW LARGER all the time— you, of course, can't see them grow. They grow ‘When you are asleep—send for book. YOUR FACE, you say. tanseasily. Well, WOOD- BURY'S FACIAL SOAP was not made to eat. it was made for the purpose of taking away the tan and lots of other blemishes, too. BIRTHMARKS ARE REMOVED by PROF. JOHN H, WOODBURY, because he takes a particu: wr kind of interest in this kind of work—and, too, because some blockhead has probably said you could not be cured. IF YOU WERE CAUGHT in a railroad accident ‘and received a scar or blemish on the face, you would Sue for $5,000 damages, Still you go around with a lot of pimples on your face and imagine yoursell con- tented. IF YOU DRAW THE FLIES about you it is, your own fault. for I can. remove all bad odors about the body. I do it with WOODBURY’'S SOAP. It {s the only soap that can be used in salt water. THAT HOLLOW, SUNKEN LOOK is worse this week than it was last week, and you are going down hill fast. You _will be an old woman before you are twenty-five. This is fearful when you come fo think of it.” You want these pimples and pustules, obliterated without leaving any scars or marks be- hind. Well, JOHN H. WOODBURY does it, and has been doing it for twenty years. Call or send for YOU WANT YOUR RED NOSE brought back into its natural condition. You know you do, for you actually worry over it Welly why don you Zome and sce me, or write? It will never leave You of its own accord: I assure you. YOUR SKIN is excessively oily. Now just think what areal nasty thing it is t0 be oily. Teruns into Your pillow at night and stays there, and in the bed Hothing, too. This is very unhealthy. No wonder you are complaining all the time. OILY TO BED and oily to rise, ‘An olly skin attracts the fies. Ask JOHN 1 WOODBURY what to do about it. Geta cake of WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP fit ‘WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP is considered a*"Mascotte’” in many of the ‘New York Hospitals. You see, the Soap contains a disinfectant, and itis valuable'in such places because’ they will only use the best. PHYSICIANS STAND by WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP. because there’ is nothing quack about it. Tt took years. before Facial Soap’ was Originally perfected and put on public ea OLD DISCOLORED SECRETIONS pack and, eet out quick when WOODBURY'S. FACIAL SOAP qaarches in upon them. They eat stand Facial Soap.. Tt is one too many for them. MY FRIEND, you are perspiring. too freely. Did you know iti inahe morning you feel langudd and tlt dead-like. WOODBURV'S FACIAL SOAP is waiting for you at the nearest drug store or write tome. Prof, JOHN H. WOODBURY. ACTRESSES SAVE. their nice complexions by using WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP in washing Off the make-up. All the latest theatrical trunks have ‘special place builtin the aide to hold Facial Soap. WHAT MAKES you look to coarse today? Why, your sin is actualy yellow. “How comes ths? Had ie tong ?. Has it been coming on gradually? Use WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP just as soon as you Gan get your hands on itt PRICKLY HEAT néeds an immediate washing with Facial Soap, It fs soothing and bealing, and 6 Toa disinfectant. Have your barber ahave oa with itt? You cannot catch any disease, OXFENSIVE BREATH is one ofthe worst ail- ments a person can possibly have. People stand off {rom you and avoid you—you know this, to0,and yet don't attend to it. Write me. 125 West qed st. YOU THINK you are marked for life because you have India-ink markson your hands and arms. That's the old idea of it. For the new idea fit write JOHN. i WOODBURY. 80 FOOLISH to think you can't get rid of wrin- kles, T's a complaint the same as any other common things ia life. Read the article in baok on facial de- velopment. SAME OLD DEAD LOOK this spring, eh? Well, I wamedl you that it ought to be attended to, { aurpose you wil'continae fo Igo bad unt you get down oa your back. You'd better ger WOOD- BURY'S FACIAL SOAP. 8 ITCH gets a good start on you, why, you are decidedly in a bud way, and I want you Yo wnte or come to me immediately. If you don't You will only get into.a bigger hole. I WOULD LIKE to have it understood that freckles are not incurable by aay means—that is. if Tee eamane cee be right place is JOHN i WOODBURV'S INSTITUTE. I MAKE NO BONES about taking out powder marks. I've studied all these things for twenty years, Tsuceced where all others have failed, THAT SUNBURN ON YOUR FACE. and hands hurts, I know; I've been there myself, but as soon aa T get home take a cake of WOOD- BURY'S FACIAL SOAP. and wash well and fre- quently with it, and che sunburn hurts no more. BEEN WALKING ON BAD ROADS or your bicycle has made you leg and footsore Wash well with WOODBURYS FACIAL SOAP, old. boy. There is: nothing. better, for i i made for the feet, too, in this instance. ELESH WORMS ARE IMBEDDED in your flesh like moths in a good piece of cloth—rout them out. 9 SUPERFLUOUS HAIR taken out nicely and neatly, never to return, by the electric needle. IT’S PECULIAR AND SOMETIMES COM- ICAL Wo outsiders) to sce a woman with hair on her face and very often on the upper lip. It shouldn't be there. Write for the book. THAT RED ROUGHNESS OF THE SKIN is turning into Eczema. Can't you see it? Where are your eyes? Check it this very minute by running to your drug store for a cake of WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP. NOW. SEE HERE, MY FRIEND, your hair is beginging to thin out, and some one has told you that it was no use to try and stop it. Don’t you be- lieve it. 1am JOHN H. WOODBURY, the special- ist in scalp complaints. Let me know who, and where you are, DIGGING AND SCRATCHING all night long, you say, and you didn't have WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP in’ the house? Well, no wonder it won't go away. Get the Soap before’ you dig and scratch another night. DON'T FORGET THAT COUNTRY water is hard,and when you pack your trunk put FACIAL SOAP right oa top S0-you can get at it, for you'll eed it aS soon as You arrive at that country house or el. GET YOUR-EARS SHAPED UP NICELY; they look like fans now, and the man who sits behind you at the theatre cannot see the stage. FALLING HAIR, falling here, falling there, falling falling, everyarhere.. “Stop ie immediately. WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP. IF YOU HAVE A SKINNY FACE you are on bad terms with yourself. JOHN H. WOODBURY can make your face rosy and plump. MOSQUITO BITES must be washed with FACIAL SOAP and then’ they will vanish away. Have your barber use it when shaving ; You cannot get any disease; DO YOU SCRATCH ?_ Well, you will continue to scratch unless you keep FACIAL SOAP handy— you ought to know better than to be without it one Single moment. IT'R’A PITY those pittiigs on should be allowed 10 stay and Spe you. JOHN H. WOODBUR' tings away on a long, long trip. F pittyful face ‘the summer with ‘ean send those pit- ‘A sample cake of soap and 145-page book sent sealed for 10 cents, illustrated, on skin, scalp, nervous and blood diseases. JOHN H. WOODBURY, DERMATOLOGIST, 125 WEST 42d ST., NEW YORK CITY. Consultation Free, at Office or by Letter. Panes oF Fucas & Ricot Prrina Co., Firtm AvEKuE, New You. Established 1870. comicbooks.com