Judge — September 3, 1892 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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We J. Ammen. Bernwano Giitas, I'M. Gurcony, £difor. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CANADA, IN ADVANCE. One copy, one year. oF sz numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, of 26 aumbers - 3.30 One copy: forty wets ee aay Including the Cuxistmas Juoce. FOREIGN SUBSCKIPTIONS—Toall for- (ign countries in the postal unten, THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Jupce BuILpinc), Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th Street. New York ONE GOOD TERM DESERVES ANOTHER. {27 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—All the pictures in the Juoce are copyrighted, and must not be reproduced without the permission of the proprietors, Infringement upon this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. THE E WAS A MAN who told the truth as to his fishing. He is now dead. so T° THE GOVERNORS of Iowa and Indiana—“ Hello, boys! are you mad or dead?” MARS CAME NEAREST during our hot spell, and his only remark was, “ Whew! give me a fan.” O MAN can go into society or have a good moral character unless he rides the bicycle. T IS THOUGHT by some that Colum- bus set out to find the now somewhat, aged newspaper sea-serpent. see THs COUNTRY doesn’t want Can- ada, but Uncle Sam thinks Cuba ought to belong to Cubans. sae WHEN MR. CLEVELAND has a boil he puts one of his porous letters on it, and it is immediately cured. oe SHE CRIES and frets like the very old Dave Hill, damim,” was a re- cent statesmanlike remark by Grover Cleveland, SOWE MUST take off ou roll up our sleeves, Sheehan blithely. rolling first.”” coats and says Mr. “Let us do the sleeve- RIVATE IAMS says it was bad enough to be tied up by the thumbs, and now, by heaven! somebody says he looks like Bill Nye. Me. Warr Mx. Brack— THE REPORT that Senator Hill to Clev setting of gold. ieutenant-governor Sheehan is trying to convert andism is a little diamond of information in a THE KAISER’S YACHT, the Meteor, was beaten, whereupon the kaiser removed his hat and swore a great oath to whip France at the earliest opportunity. HE UNDER DOG gets a good deal of sympathy; but a wild cry ot delight goes out with the announcement that at a bull-fight in Mex- ico the animal killed two of his tormentors. A POOR SALESMAN of St. Louis has married a wealthy baroness of Paris. We haven't heard of anything so gratifying since the adop- tion of Ashmead-Bartlett by Lady Burdett-Coutts. A RECENT’ CARTOON in the JuncE is mentioned by the editor of the Columbus (Ga.) Suz asa contemptible insult to the south.” If contemptible why get excited about it, my boy? oe 8 WHEN A CONGRESSMAN has to explain at length whether he drinks whisky or beef tea it is time for a woman speaker and the dressing of congressmen in pinafore and pantalet. EXTREMES MEET. * Don't give me none of your lip Don't give me none of your chi ‘THE HARMONY between the Tammany heelers and the mugwumps is very striking. “Ob, yes,” says one of the former, “ wese all fer Clevey. Ef dey’s any kickers it’s de mugs. But dey'll come in. Ef dey don’t come soon wese'll go for ‘em and bring ‘em in wid a club.” LETTER FROM G. C, I HAVE READ somewhere that a house divided against itself cannot remain erect, and I think it a great truth. Believing thus, it pains my soul to see the snappers and the anti-snappers colliding in their move- ments in support of myself and my cause, and I fear that frequent repe- titions of the colliding will endanger tariff-reform and in point of fact rip it into infinitesimal shreds. Do you hear me making some remarks ? THE TRIUMPH OF MARTHA. MARTHA RICKS, once a slave here and later of Liberia, worked fifty years to get money to visit the queen of England and carry her a counterpane made by herself. Her majesty received the old colored woman with all proper respect and entertained her at lunch, and we sup- pose Martha will live the rest of her life to rejoice, having really nothing else to live for except the privilege of death. The ambition of her long life has been gratified, and, humble as it was, she will take with her into the golden chariot as much as the richest and the greatest of us. THE QUEEN’S SPEECH. HITS TRUE Hi ates Villiam Gladstun an’ I frankly says it; but Hi knows me duty, and ven I horders Villiam to make me cabinet Hi bows to the peopleses vich has woted ‘is vay. Hif there be hany blame for the lorss of me Lud Salisbury hit's the blame o' the wiciousest o' my subjecks, vich has the vays o' the hignorant quite too hoften; but wot can men hexpec’ ven the luds and ladies his a mixin’ theirselves so constantly vith the lower horders down to the wixens o' the concert-'alls? Ve has come on hevil days, an’ Hi'm blest hif 1 don’t think me Halbert Hedward vill see vorse. THE LONESOMEST EARTH. THE INSTINCT of the savage brings about lynchings. Beginning with righteous indignation, it ends in brutality of which barbarians ought to be ashamed. That most miserable of men, H. Clay King, with his great crime and all his faults, is as pitiable an object as there is on earth; yet his record previous to the crime, his friendlessness, the agony of his despair, availed nothing against the merci- less determination of the men who wanted his blood rather than let him live out his life in miserable. imprisonment. Surely the need of a Saviour is imperative. In all the world he has not one friend. MAN ON SUNBEAMS FROM CUCUMBERS. THE NEGRO PROBLEM in the south as it is related to the ballot-box may settle itself in an unexpected way. In Alabama the Democrats and the alliance people have drawn knives over frauds in the counting of votes, and thus the whites are indirectly fighting the battle of the black voter, whose ballot has heretofore had the respect of nobody but himself. When, individuals of a certain character fall out, honest men get their majorities; and in behalf of progress the southern stolidity ought to be broken up, even if it be done with the stuffed club of a Republican-alli- ance combination. Let the black man divide his vote and what may he not hope for? And what a blessing in a lamentable disguise even the party of the ragtags and bob-tails may become! TIME AS A SOOTHING BALM. S THE JUDGE related some months since, Mr. Cleveland once re- marked, speaking of John C. Sheehan of Buffalo, brother of the boy of the biue eye and now a Tammany office-holder, “I won't go on the ticket with that blank, blank Irishman !” and in consequence John C. was left off the ticket. Now the blue-eyed boy is lieutenant-governor and has charge of the Cleveland campaign in this state, though the Cleveland Democrats of Buffalo hate him, and his brother as well, more than ever before. And this shows what sweet and forgiving dispositions these Democrats have, how they forgive and forget, and so on; or rather that will be the showing when Mr. Grace has balm upon his wounds and the blue-eved boy engineers a Cleveland success in this state. comicbooks.com