Judge — August 27, 1892 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Sul- livan is sylking in his tent is tough on the Democratic party. BROTHER HOLMAN will never be quite happy till he can get three two-cent stamps for a nickel. THAT WHICH you are looking for always occurs, but never until the necessity or the desire for it has passed away. A CHINAMAN converted from heathenism to Christianity by a pretty girl is of the same opinion still—and the girl isn’t. THE OLIVE BRANCH is not for display. It works best in a surreptitious way, and a hint of it is better than a view of it. ‘OD. B. HILL—Have you noticed. David, that Grover says that the man who doesn’t vote for him is a traitor to his country? ALABAMA goes Democratic largely through the aid of the negro vote. H'm! The New York Sun is right. No negro domination! THE BILLION CONGRESS spent less money than the one that has just adjourned. Oh, let us get back to the period of economy! JUDGE COBB had a right to his corn, if he had anything of that kind. The charge against him is one of false syntax, not of crippled intel-” ligence. T IS TRUE that many Democrats declare vehemently that Cleveland cannot carry New York, but Mr. Whitney laughs and says they are Richard Crokers. What IF THE LAW should treat anarchists as they would like to treat the law? Three weeks hence there wouldn't be one of them out of his grave se] ET THE CHINESE be taught in the Sunday-school by men,” says somebody. Dear, dear! Does this man want the Chinese to jose their immortal souls? INSULTING. Oh, Claude! when we plays de champeen game can’t yo' tie yo" knees togevver somehow? Yo" couldn't stop a watermellin wid dem laigs, much less de tennis-ball.” THE DIAPHANOUS HIDE. HOSE “BLAINE” MEN who pitched into Harrison a few weeks ago are extremely tender with regard to the return whacks. They claim much for their independence, and are sensitive as to the independence of their opponents within the party. Now isn’t it a poor rule that doesn’t work both ways? THE NEW “CORNER”—THE DANGER LINE. E SHALL HAVE presently a trust for the control of the atmo- sphere. Shortly after its orgafization there won't be a monopolist with sufficient life in him to collect his dividends. Mark this! There are too many trusts. They cost the ordinary citizen too much money and allow him too few luxuries and necessaries. THE EASIEST DEATH. 'HE TENTH MAN clectrocuted, a Mr. Wood of Dannemora, died at the first shock. This method of death is probably easier than any natural one, and will eventually be yearned for by every man contemplat- ing suicide. It is a great triumph for science, and as soon as we get in close connection with the other world there will be many testimonials in praise of it. THE MATTER OF LOYALTY. R. BLAINE, Mr. Miller, Mr. Fassett, and various other honest opponents of President Harrison in the Minneapolis convention, are without tents to sulk in, and are doing no camping-out of that kind. They are straight-out Republicans, and are exercising their voices and their influence for the ticket they didn’t select, but which is theirs never- theless, It is a fine example of loy- alty. Mark it well, Mr. Hill, Mr, Bourke Cockran, and R. P. Flower of Albany, New York. HISTORY AND PROVERB. THEY SAID TO COLUMBUS more than four hundred years ago that a rolling stone gathered no moss; but he remarked, * What do I care for moss?” and embarked upon a voyage the uncertainty of which was calculated to drive all the proverb-makers wild. And it is the men known to the proverb- makers as bad fellows that gener- ally succeed.~ The Poor Richard moss-backs live and die comfort- ably enough, and are quickly for- gotten; but ages remember and history reveres the reckless and wandering Christopher, chief of discoverers and probably the finest pirate that ever sailed the Spanish main TOO MANY FOREIGNERS HERE! A MEETING OF ANARCHISTS in this city proclaimed against American law. said that capitalists deserved death, and declared that a thousand bullets awaited H.C. Frick. ‘Thus we see how these profes- sional murderers are at war with everything honest, respectable and good. Their brethren among the workers at Homestead— Hungarians, Poles, Russians, Italians, and what not—are not in sympathy with them. They are very good citizens, willing to do a fair day's work for a fair day's pay. But there are too many workers of foreign birth here, as well as too"many anarchists. The country does not need them. ‘Their presence destroys honest competition in labor and takes the bread out of the American mouth, Down with the murderers, and give home labor the protection it needs and demands! WHY SUFFER, CHARLES? THE SUFFERINGS of Mr. Dana in his support of the Democratic ticket are sickening. The man of the ticket isa sham. The form is worse and should be ignored. There can't be another nomi now that S, J. Randall is dead; but at least there can be such new is as were not contemplated by the national convention, and the bloody shirt can be exhumed with that end in view, How would it be, however, for Mr. Dana to reform himself and let the man and the party he hates go to Texas in their own way? Mr. Dana has always been a protectionist and a Republican, and after all it isn’t so manly to eat crow as to stand up once in awhile for one's honest convictions. Does Charles think that some day the Democratic party will let him act all alone by himself as its national convention? Why, C. Anderson! that can never be. comicbooks.com