Judge — August 20, 1892 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE WATERING. TOMMY’S NEW GAME, SOV ILLIE, let's play Wall street.” “How do we do i? “Till offer you ninety-six for some- thing you have and you say no, I want ninety- six and one - eighth. J -adlewski and Flanigan were both kicked out of Then I'll say all right © and I'll take what you sold me at that price, party’. jam —"* Why was that ?” 1M —"* The former was born in Wien, the latter in Cork.” Pui. —"* Just wait till de engine reaches one o° dem water troughs in de track, an’ I'll show you how to take it up,” and he did. ginger.ale, Bass ale, w! CouNek —"* Well, it does me good to hear about ‘em occasionally—please give me a glass o° ice water wid a straw in it.” Then Lil try to pay you ninety-six and one-eighth, but f'll find I can‘t,.and then we'll go to law-about it, and it will cost you two- hundred-and-seven to get a half of what 1 owe you. It’s a bully game.” A GOOD RE- PORT. oe AS YOUR H fiancé any rocks?” asked Miss Bleecker of Miss Em- erson of Boston. “I believe he is quite liberally supplied with geological speci- mens,” was the satis- factory answer. WHERE ELSE? Peters—“\ had a close shave this morn- ing.” Soskins—"Where?” THEATRICAL MANAGER—"'Yes, that foursheet poster will Peters —“ At the —And so it did. The country fences were rather low, and make a sensation for our new adaptation of ‘The Gladiator.’" _ barber-shop.”” the bill posters had to omit one sheet. comicbooks.com