Judge — August 20, 1892 — page 11: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

She grabbed the letter with the ferocity of a tiger. She found it in her husband's pocket, addressed in a fine female hand. ‘‘Now I have the wretch!” she hissed through the set teeth of her rigid jaws. She crumpled the missive in a demoniac grasp, and then her fiery eyes shot upon the inscription, “' Mrs. John Smith, Butternutville." ‘That's it! that’s it!” she again ‘hissed in her triumph. ‘*It's the letter I gave him to mail to mother a month ago."—A©inneapolis Times, Mus. Winstow’s SooTiine Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, 25 cents a bottle. Oh, Iam the genuine Harlem flat robber. 1 Break into places and kick up a bobbery. Jewels and clothing galore I have looted, Oh! ‘All sorts of booty, in short, I have booted, Oh! But long years in Sing Sing ‘twill take, there's no question, To heal up the damage I've done my digestion By eating young housekeepers’ cakes and pigs, which in My raids T would find they had left in the Hitchen ! —New York Recorder, Little Edith (suddenly but not seriously)—"* Mamma, do you think I shall get well?" Afamma —"* Of course you will, darling.” Little Edith—“'1 don't think 1 shall, mamma ; and I guess it's best I shouldn't. Being under five, perhaps 1 could get into heaven for half fare."—Oakland Breeze. ‘The tidy steam-yacht of the Anheuser-Busch fishing club was snubbed-up to a dock down the river and a stalwart member was engaged in carrying a quarter of beer ashore. He slipped on the gang-plank and man and burden disappeared between the steamer and the wharf. His last words have been blazoned in gold in the club's rooms. Even yet they ring as'a trumpet-call to duty, They were these, “* Never mind me! Save the beer!" And so saying he heroically perished.— Buffalo Express, (DECKER BROTHERS’ “== PIANOS Complexion Powder and refined preparation that the idious ladies do not hesitate to use. Itis fragrant and refreshing and is never unpleasantly noticeable. The test of time is perhaps most assuring, and Pozzoni’s Complexion Powder has steadily gained in popularity for thirty years, Try It. For Sale Everywhere, “BARKER BRAND” LINEN Pee AND w ABSOLUTELY THE BEST, ‘Wirt Barker, Manufacturer, Troy. N.Y. ‘Blank Books ¢ SIMILES WHILE YOU WAIT. As haughty as a man with a boil on the back of his neck. ‘AS embarrassed as a drum-major who has dropped his baton. ‘As happy as a reporter assigned to write up a brew ery opening. ‘As distressed as the small boy outside the ball-park fence.—Indianapolis News. ‘* Johnny,” said his mother, “*if you don't quit smok- ing cigarettes you won't grow a "Don't care if T don't,” responded Johnny sullenly. ‘‘And of course,” continued the good woman, “if you don't get any bi fer you will still have to wear clothes made from Rather's old ones.” "I guess I'll quit, ma,"—Zndian- apolis Journal, When ‘Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, abe cried for Castoria, ‘When ahe became Bliss, abe clung to Castoria. When she had Children, abe gave them Castoria Tommy —"* Oh, mother, I'm awfully tired! Freddie Brown and I have been’ sawing wood.” Mother — How much wood did you saw, Tommy?" Tégrmy— “12 I didn’t saw any, I furnished the saw."—"Vanzee Blade. If architects would bear in mind ‘The frailty of mankind They'd introduce a kind of stair That now is hard to find. ‘They'd put another step on top, Regardless of remark— The step a fellow reaches for When going up in the dark. —Smith, Gray & Co.'s Monthly. Honest Pride is a good thing. People take price ina fine watch-case. It ought to be handsome; it holds the most precious thing on earth: Time. Ought to “keep it,” too. The new, quick - winding “Waterbury” in coin-silver and gold filled cases, is beau- tiful enough for a queen. And an accurate jeweled time piece. Better than any Swiss watch at the price. ‘Your jeweler sells: A WONDERFUL BOOK coe tscututine seeing tate 2 maddvess of four of more aflicted or medicine: *GYGEIAN APPLIANT CO., Chicago. YOUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. The superior quality of the material used, the exquisite de- sign, the lightness in weight, and the great Gemand, is a guar- antee that Youmans has (ov, 115, 198 Broadway, NEW YORK. Authorized Agents in every city. All kinds Kept in stock [ates Wiket, eke firdisr HAIR DESTROYED FOREVER BY ELECTRIC NEEDLE, at office or by patient at home. Can't fail. with facts, 10 ots. Address Dr.J.VanDYCK, Electro Su: 3106 WaLwur STREET, PHILADELPHIA, Book, Irate gues! —"* Here, sit! 1 telegraphed you to save me the coolest room in the house, and you haven't done it." Polite clerk—"‘ Well, sir, I have given the coolest room in the house to two hundred and fifty people al- ready, and I thought you might not like to be crowded. —Elmira Gazet HOKE’ HITTERS since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, wheth- er taken pure or with wines or liquors or other Cordials. “That animal of Dobson's is a knowing brute.” “What has he been doing?” ‘* Dobson is somewhat of a poet, you know. Well, he wrote some lines *' my horse,’ and placed the manuscript in his outside coat-pocket. Soon after he took the animal out, and the brute just took the hint, smelt the manuscript and swallowed the whole thing." —Rider and Driver, manic eR TNS THE CELEBRATED PIANOS ‘Are at Preseat the Most Poodlar and ie by Leading Artists. Warerooms : 149, 151, 153 & 155 E. 14th St, W.Y. SOHMER & CO. SAN Manages Date 205" Ys BO., 1188 Main street Guaranteed to contain no rosin or any. injurious substances. Delicacy of Perfume unexcelled. Sole U. S. agents, MULHENS & KROPFF, New York. er Fifty Page Mastrated Catalogue will interest FOU. Sate, Light, ndsome, ty WITHOUT CAR FARE save $60 a year—have elegant time doing it—never felt 20 well ean do ten hours’ work, Ot ieaven eaesy, raised 1 Fiat eycig Catioge fre a Coiba agwacten patie ee tee nan Rye ip OBES NT "| SMONSOVMUBYTRE SIAM BRRD. MARRY YOUR TROUSERS TO THE and they will be comfortably supported as long as they live. The ceremony will be performed for 50 cts. or CENTURY~Brack “araagesi 4 Decatur Ave. » Roxbary, Mass Another Reason Why You Should Do Your Entire Stock, Bond and Banking Business with LEWIS 6. TEWKSBURY, 50 Broadway, N. Y.: « He Makes Collections Pree of Charge. comicbooks.com