Judge, 1892-08-06 · page 14 of 18
Judge — August 6, 1892 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with small humorous filler content typical of 1890s magazines. The main satirical elements are brief jokes: - **Haskins/Morris exchange**: Mocks the irony of someone writing a 13-hour daily work schedule while advocating for 8-hour workdays—a contemporary labor reform debate. - **"Chappie" cartoon**: Satirizes upper-class affectation through a dandy's pretentious speech ("aw," "dontcherknow"), poking fun at artificial aristocratic mannerisms. - **Ethel/Tom dialogue**: A cynical observation that politicians win elections through manipulation while statesmen earn respect—suggesting contemporary distrust of electoral politics. The page's main message appears in the large **"Losing Money Lively"** advertisement: Judge claims major advertisers *avoid* their magazine, thereby losing exposure to 290,000 weekly readers. This is self-promotional irony—by naming product categories that don't advertise in Judge, they shame potential clients into purchasing ads. The numerous product advertisements (Kodak, cocoa, whisky, beer) represent typical late-19th-century consumer goods marketing.
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THE “Daylight” Late Improvements mowwoe Tt Barker Shutter, Automatic Counter in Roll Holder,” Giass Plate Attachment. Haskins—** Penley works thirteen hours a day on his new book." AMorris—'* What is it about?" Haskins— “Tt advocates the eight-hour reform."— Yale Kecord, FROM SATURDAY TO MONDAY, It is not generally known that parties may take one of the splendid steamboats of the Fall River line, the Puritan, Pil- im, Plymouth or Providence. the leading vessels of their class a the world, at 9 Of 6.15 m.,on Saturdays, go to Newport, Boston, Cottage City or Nantucket at very moderate cost, and after a charming stop at either of the points named arrive in New York at about 7.30a.m. Monday. Send for list of rates and full details,” Address Fall River line, P.O Box 452, New fork. ASK YOUR GROCER FOR The Celebrated CHOCOLAT ENIER Annual Sales Exceed 33 MILLION Lbs. Write for Samples. Sent Free. Menior, Union 8q., N.Y. “THE BELLE OF NELSON” WHISKY. BPs, Parties destring this most celebrated whisky tn cases, holding flons, distilied ta the fall of 18:3, can have thelr wants eu int $15 per case by calliog upon or addressing us. “The Belle Be Nelson "is a great favorite with all consumers of fine whlaky. No gentieman can have anything ner for his sideboard or in case of slckneas. It is distilled {a the bills of Nelson County, Kentucky, from the finest of galden rye) malt, alse aad moulala-spriog mater. ACKER, ERRALL, ce T, Chambers 8t., College Pince and Warren St., New York, BARTLEY, JOHNSON & CO., Louisville, Ky. omg £yoyn]08qV Chappie—"" 1 wish to—aw—purchase an umbwella.” Dealer—* Umbrella, sir? Yes, sir. Here is some- thing just out, sir—ten dollars.” Chappie—"' Oh, not that kind, I've got one of that kind, dontcherknow. want something to use when it wains, dontcherknow.” —New York Weekly. Ethel—"* Tell me, Tom ; what is the difference be- tween a politician and a statesman?" Zom—"*A states- man, my dear, is the candidate who gets the election ; a politician is the candidate who gets licked."—Z£z- change. ANHEUSER-BUSCH BREWING SS'N = Money Lively == HAT'S what advertisers are doing who do not patronize JUDGE. Those who lose the most by not being repre sented in JUDGE'S advertising columns are manufact- urers of or dealers in Canmiaczs anv Horses, Ganas, Cicans axp Cicangtres, Lars, Waves, Aves, Liquors, Paxs, Hicu Ctass Ctorume, Hearinc Arraratus, Paraxt Mepicores, Baxners’ Surriixs, Sroxrixc Goons, Boots ax Snozs, Hats ano Cars, Uxperwear, Fine Soars, Paarunes, Juwnnry, Pianos, Horats, Excuses, Levestacaxrs, Reat Estate, Bexy Extracts, Ornce Surriims Prerarro Foons Tass Daticactes, Hovsmnotp Arnica, Pyorocrarnic Ourrits, Coutars, Corrs, Suiets, Booxs xp Sravioneny, Insunance, TyrawniTans, Tea, Corran, Cocoa, CHocoLate, ETc. We do not recommend JUDGE for all classes of advertis- ing; and JUDGE is not like a graveyard, which takes every- thing that comes. We de, however, recommend mott strongly the columns of JUDGE for anything in the classification above. You cannot miss hitting somewhere when we introduce you at small cost to over 290,000 readers every week. Therefore, we say, every week that you are not in JUDGE you are BREW FINE BEER EXCLUSIVELY. THE MOST PROFITABLE FOR THE DEALER, THE CHEAPEST FOR THE CONSUMER, Because IT 1S PURE and RELIABLE. \TTLING in the United States, and have maintained the nt tr Growing tne og aceon of ihe SUFERION QUALITY OF THEIR BEER by using ONLY iN NEA MhLIC Is largely ‘used now to reduce the cost of production, is ever used by OR ANHEUSER-BUSCH BREWINC ASSOCIATION. ‘Thelr Motto Is“ Not how cheap, but how good, ' New York Depot, 0. MEYER & CO., 105 Broad St. “Shut that door yelled a man in the Moflat block | as a caller passed out one red-hot day last week. The hand of the visitor was already closing the door, but as he heard the injunction to shut it he dropped it'as if it had been a hot potato, and it swung open and settled HOW TO WIN AT CARDS, . DICE, ETC. A sure thing, sent free to any ‘one on “receipt of 4c. slamps to pay postage. Address or call in person, MOR SUYDAM, 22 Union sg..NewYork. back against the wall, "It always works,” said the hot man as he moved closer to the draught and fanned him- self contentedly.—Detroit Free Press. 2TH 2: TO ALL SUBSCRIBERS TO FRANK LESLIE’S WEEKLY. Who will be elected President ? HE publishers of Fraxk Lestir’s WEEKLY will give $200 to the subscriber who first predicts the closest to the actual PLURALITY OF THE POPULAR VOTE of either of the two leading candidates for the Presidency. The prediction must be written on the following blank cut from the Werxzy and addressed to the Arkell Weekly Company, r1o Fifth Avenue, New York City. None but subscribers allowed to contest. Only one prediction allowed to each subscriber. If you are not already a subscriber inclose $1.00 for the paper for three months when sending the blank, If you are a subscriber please so state on the blank. “Roles of the game GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS'S COCOA BREAKFAST. * By a thorough knowledge ot the natural laws which govera the operations of digestion and auutrition, and by'a carcfal ap- lscation of the fine properties of welleclected Cocoa, Mr. Epps fas provided ‘our breakfast tables with a delicately favored beverage which may save us many heavy doctor's Dilla. itis bythe dicious uae of ch articles of dict that a constitution Bay be grad {up unt strong enough to resus eve Tendency to disease. Hundreds of subtie maladies are floating Sround ts ready to attack wherever there isa weak point. We EEaycacabe cay a fatal ahaft by Keping ourscives wel fot with pure Diood and a properly nourished frame—" Civil Service Casette’™ Tiade simply with boiling water or milk. Sold only in balf- pound tins, by Grocers, labelled thus? JAMES EPPS & Co., Homeopathic Chemists, London, Engtand, I predict that, - will have. plurality of the popular vote in the election for President. Name. Street____ Date. s Post-Office ‘Suenncvcecuenncvusenaacuersuaencuaeeaaueneearacunenguenaeereneueacscea ee cneeueneccuasacyuacaaceaecuoenrayuynggzneenzeeen ea ” alt comicbooks.com