Judge, 1892-07-30 · page 14 of 16
Judge — July 30, 1892 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than political satire. The main elements include: **Social humor snippets** at top: Brief, genteel jokes about marital dynamics and propriety (a husband surprised by his wife's hat, a suitor rejected for being too young to die soon). These reflect upper-class anxieties about appearance and courtship conventions. **The "Boston Garter" advertisement** features a gentleman adjusting his garter—the joke being that a "gentleman" is defined by proper hosiery support. This reflects late-19th/early-20th-century concerns with masculine respectability and grooming. **Transportation ads**: The Great Rock Island Railway advertises fast trains to Colorado; A. Werner & Co. promotes California champagne. **Bottom**: A portrait offer of President Harrison for 10 cents. The page reflects **Gilded Age consumer culture**—advertisements targeting affluent readers through appeals to refinement, novelty (train speed), and imported luxuries (champagne). There's no discernible political cartoon or social critique, merely marketing wrapped in genteel humor.
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‘A man‘always knows what he would have done in another fellow’s place, but the other fellow doesn't al- ways believe it. Louisville Courier-Journal. Harry —"* Why don't you stand before the mirror sthen putting on your tie?” Chappie—" Because itis such demmed bad fawm to be seen befoah I am fully dwessed.—New York Sun. BOSTOH Husband —"*You say you've had that bonnet six months, Why, I've never seen it before.” Wife—''I know it, I only wear it to church."— New York Herald, ES : GOOD COOKING is one of the chief blessings of every home. To always insure good custards, puddings, sauces, etc., use Gail Borden *' Eagle” Brand Condensed Milk. Directions on the label, Sold by your grocer and druggist. “+ Father,” said a si old, “where is Atoms?" “Atoms, my boy? What do you mean?” ‘* Why, the place where everything gets blown to."— Boston Bulletin, : FSi “Do you refuse me on account of my age? I am only fifty-five.” * That's just it. You may live fifteen or twenty years yet."—ZJndianapolis Journal. A western musical critic recently remarked that Y°U ARE A GENTLEMAN. —Then you wear garters —A Gentleman is known by the set of his hose— The Boston Garter is the only garter which cannot bind—it holds the slack of the drawers—the garter of style, wear and comfort —Men's outfitters every- where sell it. Made by George Frost Co., Boston. “when it comes to gargling her notes, Miss Mattie ‘Smith of the Baptist church choir is in it with any one in the state," Philadelphia Record, The latest contribution to astronomical science is that the moon regularly has a couple of horns before getting full. Philadelphia Times, Chicago to the Rockies. Either one day or one night out, by The Great Rock Island Railway; two grand through limited trains daily, “ROCKY MOUNTAIN LIMITED” and “BIG 5.” No. 21, known as the ‘ROCKY MOUNTAIN LIMITED," leaves Chicago daily at 10.45 a.m., arriving at Denver and Colorado Springs in the afternoon of the next day, earlier than any of its competitors—no extra charge. “BIG 5” leaves Chicago at 10 p.m., and arrives at Denver, Colorado Springs, and Pueblo the second morning, being but one day out, via Omaha. No. 11 will leave as heretofore at 6 p.m., arrive at Kansas City at 9 a.m., and will reach Denver, Colorado Springs, and Pueblo the second morning. Our Colorado service is made perfect by this new “ROCKY MOUNTAIN LIMITED” and the “BIG 5,” and gives to the traveling public TWO FLYERS DAILY each way. Manitou Passengers should consult the map and time-tables of our line, to fully appreciate the advantages in time saved by taking this route when on their summer vacation. E. ST. JOHN, General Manager. JOHN SEBASTIAN, Gen'l Ticket and Pass. Agt. CHICAGO. HOW TO WIN AT CARDS, DICE, ETC. A sure thing, sent free to any ‘one on receipt of 4c. stamps to pay postage. Address or call in person, MOR SUYDAM, 23 Union sa..NewYori, BEST CALIFORNIA CHAMPAGNE. Made from 2 to 3 yearsold Sonoma Valley Wine, AMERICA'S BEST PRODUCT Our cellars, extending from Warren to Chambers stare the finest wine cellars inthis city. They enable us tocarry Suficient stock to properly age the wine before drawing it off into bottles. The best proof of its superiority lies in the {act that we are patronized by the most prominent hospitals of New York, Brookiya, and all parts of this country. Thave submitted A. Werner & Co.'s Extra Dry toa chemical analysis, and find it /rce from any impurities whatever. I there- fore cordially recotamend it as a fure and Aralihy American wine. ‘A. OGDEN DOREMUS, M.D., LL. D. Professor of Chemistry ad Physig, College City of New York. A. WERNER & CO., 52 Warren St. Portrait in Color PRESIDENT HARRISON Drawn from life for Jupce and lithographed by Sackett, WitnetmMs & Co, Mailed .to any address on receipt of 10c. Trade Supplied at Usual Discount. Wide-awake Agents sell them like hot cakes on a cold day. Address JUDCE PUBLISHING CO., 10 FIFTH AVE., NEW YORK. Is PRINTED WITH MANUFACTURED BY THE Judge AULT & WIBORG C 68 Beckman 8t., New York. Omces| $32 Dearborn Sits Chicago, 8 Factory, Cincinnati, Ohio, comicbooks.com