Judge, 1892-07-23 · page 14 of 16
Judge — July 23, 1892 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, not a satirical cartoon page. The layout contains multiple paid advertisements for products and services, interspersed with brief humorous anecdotes. The page includes ads for Victor Bicycles, Burlington Route railroad, photographic equipment, cocoa, and patent medicines. Notable is an advertisement for "Don't Tobacco Spit Your Life Away," a nicotine cessation product—reflecting late 19th/early 20th-century concerns about tobacco addiction. The brief jokes scattered throughout are generic period humor: one about women and breach-of-promise lawsuits, another mocking William Gladstone being hit with gingerbread. These represent typical Judge content—light social commentary rather than sharp political satire. The political reference is minor: a campaign button promoting Republican positions on tariffs (the "tin milk pan" reference likely alludes to tariff debates affecting American manufacturing). This appears to be a **commercial page** designed to generate advertising revenue rather than showcase editorial cartoon content.
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Victor Bicycles First in Tires and Improvements. OVERMAN WHEEL CO., BOSTON, WASHINGTON, DENVER, SAN FRANCISCO. A. G. SPALDING & BRO! Srcciat Accars. CHICAGO, NEW YORK, PHILADELPHIA. n Route | BEST LINE IGAGO ». cH sT. Louis ™§T, PAUL MINNEAPOLIS “Did you ever hear of a woman taking the ‘gold cure'?* ** Often—in breach-of-promise suits,"—Black and White, Burlingto AEB! AN TIN MILK PAN CAM IGN BUTTON very true Hepublican sbould ut this button oa bis coat and Sbow bow he stands. ‘Sells like hoteakes. By mail. Sample but- Weents,1 E. & H. T. ANTHONY & CO., 691 BROADWAY. NEW YORK, Manufacturers and Importers of PHOTOGRAPHIC APPARATUS, MATERIALS, CHEMICALS AND SUPPLIES. Detective and view Cameras in great variety of styles and prices. Lenses, shutters, dry plates, etc., etc. THE BEST TEXT BOOKS ON PHOTOGRAPHY. Free use of dark room on main floor of our store. Fifty Years Established. Send for Catalogue, HOW TO WIN AT CARDS, DICE, ETO, A sure thing, sent free to any “one on ‘receipt of 4c. stamps to pay postage. Address or call in. person, MOR SUYDAM, 23 Union ag..NewYork, GRATEFUL—COMFORTING, EPPS'S COCOA BREAKFAST. © By'a thorough knowledge ot the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by'a careful ap Picton ofthe fine propertca of welbaciected Cocas, Br. Eppa provided our Breakfast tables with a delicately favored beverage which may eave us many heavy doctors bills. Its bythe fudicous use of such article of diet that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist eve tendency to disease. Hund bile mala oe Sround tis ready to attack wherever there Isa weak point. We may escape many a fatal shaft by Keeping ourselves well fort fed with pure blood and a properly: nourished frame-—"" Croid Service Gasette”™ + “Made simply with boiling water or milk, Sold only in half. pound tins, by Grocers, labelled thus: JAMES EPPS & Co,, Homeopathic Chemists, London, England, A STRIKING ADVERTISEMENT. The back page of the first number of the new Quar- terly just issued by.the Judge publishing company, New York, contains one of the most striking advertise ments, ‘It is a handsomely lithographed announcement in colors of the wonderful passenger service of the New York Central, and is entitled" The Restless American.” This advertisement alone is worth the price of the paper. —Brooklyn Standard- Union, When you thump it with your fingers and it gives a heavy sound, Like summer rain a-fallin’ on the dry an’ dusty ground, Jes’ get your Barlow ready an’ prepare to make a swipe, ‘An’ carve it straight an’ steady till it opens red an’ ripe! Then fold your Barlow careful an’ take your melon flat ; Put one-half on this side o' you, the other half on that ; ‘Then take the biggest in your lap an’ tear the heart out, so! An’ smack your lips an’ praise the Lord, from whom all blessings flow !—A tanta Constitution, Judging from the shocking effect of that piece of gingerbread thrown at Mr. Gladstone it must have been baked by some charming English bride.—Roches- ter Herald, Don’t Tobacco Spit Your Life Away Is the startling, truthful title of a little book just received, tell- Il about Notebac, the wonderful, harmless. enconomical, ned cure for the tobacce habit # gua ery form, Tobacco Users who want to quit and can't. by mentioning Jupce can get the book mailed free. Address THE STERLING REMEDY CO., Box 751, Indiana Mineral Springs, Ind. Mr, Peet, a rather diffident man, was unable to pre- vent himself being introduced one evening to a fasci- nating young lady, who, misunderstanding his name, constantly addressed him as Mr. Peters, much to the gentleman's distress, Finally summoning courage he bashfully but earnestly remonstrated, ‘Oh, don't call me Peters; call me Peet.” ‘Oh, but I don't know you well enough, Mr. Peters,” said the young lady, lushing as she playfully withdrew part way behind her fan.—Ked Gulch Bazoo. ‘The Cincinnati, Hamilton & Dayton Railroad is the only line running Pullman's Perfected Safety Vestibuled trains, chair, parlor, sleeping and dining car service between Ci nati, Indianapolis and Chicago. A lady’s fine watch—four- teen-karat gold filled; jew- elled works; stem-wind- er; stem-set; a warranted time-keeper ; a gem to look at: THIS IS the NEW QUICK-WINDING “Waterbury.” No cheap Swiss watch can compare with this perfected product of American ma- chinery and brains; they keep quality up and _prices down. Nota cheap-looking watch, but a low-priced one. ‘Your Jeweler sells 1% Portrait in Color PRESIDENT HARRISON Drawn from life for Jupce and lithographed by Sackett, WitweLs & Co, Mailed” to any address on receipt of 10c. Trade Supplied at Usual Discount. Wide-awake Agents sell them like hot cakes on a cold day. Address JUDCE PUBLISHING CO., 110 FIFTH AVE., NEW YORK. Hotel QUAL TO ANY IMPORTED CIGAR, We prefet you for sample box of 20, by mail, to JACOB STAHL, NSWICK: ” Perfecto, runswick should buy of your dealer ; if he does not keep th GO., 168th Street and Sd Avenue, New Yor em send $1.00 i City. Send stamp for our little book. All about cigars, pipes, how to color them, ete. If your nearest cigar-dealer or club gy does not keep Corrocco Tablets send asc. tor sample box by & mail. 8 ARE YOU A SMOKER? READ THIS. CORROCCO is the extract of a plant imported from South and Central America, This extract is mixed with aromatics to flavor and sweeten, and manufactured into tablets, delightful and refreshing. Corracco is for the purpose of completely relieving and counteracting all the unpleasant and injurious effects of tobacco. A drop of nicotine will killa cat. A drop of nicotine mixed with a drop of Corrocco is harmless. Few smokers realize how many of their nervous and digestive disorders are the result of to- bacco; when they do realize it they “swear off.” If Corrocco Tablets are used as a regular treatment the pleasure of smoking is doubled, because all its unpleasant effects—such as nervousness, sleeplessness, smokers’ heart. etc.—are completely counteracted and the system thoroughly cleansed cf the nicotine, When through smoking for the,day a single tablet, costing less than one cent, dissolved on the tongue, will completely remove every vestige of tobacco and its effects, and you will feel like a new man in the morning. SOUTH AMERICAN CORROCCO CO, xcorroxre0.) Laboratories, HARTFORD, CONN. New York Office, No. 78 MAIDEN LANE, comicbooks.com