Judge — July 16, 1892 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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hide. W. J. Amewte. Bruxwano Gittaw. T. M, Gracony. Edi TERMS, TO. SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES. AND CANADA, IN ADVANCE. One copy, one year, or s2 numpers - $3.00 One copy, six months, or 36 numbers 230 One copy, for 13 weeks = == has Including the Cuxistaas Juncr. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To alt for tigne tries in the postal year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JupGE Burpinc), Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th Street, New York. THE JUDGE PICTURE OF HARRISON. The publishers of the Jupce will furnish the handsome double-page portrait of Presi- dent Harrison which was issued with the Minneapolis convention number ia quantities of five hundred to five thousand to publishers and campaign committees at a very reasonable price. No more appropriate supplement could be issued by a Republican paper than this picture, JHE MAN who defeated Hill is Isaac H. Maynard. BY THE MBS CLE DEMOCRATS had better hoist their um- brellas. It’s going to rain. aie Le MB. OWENSS ATTACK on Millionaires Whitney and Brice was unkind, THE UMBRELLA TICKET is opened for the mere purpose of closing it upt SAAC P. GRAY says nothin but it is understood that he has grave doubts about Indiana VAY, Mr, Platt, when are you going to ratify? ELAND is still the JuDGr’s candidate for president. DEMOCRATIC VIEW of the tariff ques- tion—"I say, what do you think of the = force bill, anyhow? : THE PROTESTANTS of Ulster are not opposed to church rule. All they want is to select the church. ‘TAMMANY jis so mad that it insists “oor spelling the first half of Bill Whtriey name with seven letters. % DAN SICKLES thas entered his eruteh for. / fa flag-stafl, and that disables hirtiy30- => that he can’t get out and vote. is RE IS NO HASTE on the: part. o} t T David B. Hill to lick the mugwityp! hand. Can anybody blame him? E THE HILL ME HOD—Wherever'You, Aé-a Head, hit it. If you don’t see a head, reach into the hole and pufl:ne out. ears UGWUMP CHAPPY on the Democratic ticket—""Aw—this will give gweat joy to the chappies of deah old Hingland.” THERE IS NO protection in the umbrella ticket. It may keep off some of the rain, but it is powerless against the Harrison lightning. Foresan—' trouble?" eee SOYVHAT L WANT to know is, who's Adelaide Steveghon?-re- marks a Democrat in a deplorable state of incohérent}g.: MR. WHITNEY is called the Napoleon of the cpavgption fight. The HES honor is deserved; and he shall “also she*té=Napoleon of the Waterloo. ; MEXICO is shooting girls for witeheraft. if not thieves. our dear old puritans Those greasers are nothing s6CIVE ME a bit of fwagwance for me lace hawn'kawchief. I have wubbed noses and shaken hawnds with a demnition hawwid Demoewat."— E. L. Godhin THAT COMPOSING-ROOM AGONY. For heaven's sake, ‘Tom! what's the ‘Vom (breathing hard)—* | w-went to t-turn around quickly and‘r-ran plumb against the towel.” This is a clear steal of the justice and religion of . ‘<THAT'S WOT 1 SAY," remarked the ragged man in the Chicago convention gallery. “There's too much water in this ticket an’ not half enough strength, an’ it ain’t soothin’.” NO FRAUD. HERE IS ONE good thing about Stevenson, He isn’t a civil-service fraud, and while in the postmaster-general’s establishment he cut off every Republican head that his knife could reach. That 1s civil-service reform, and that is what the people vote for. And if Mr. Cleveland isn’t elected his failure to do the same thing will be one of the causes of his defeat, Men don’t win victories for the purpose of giving the spoils and the flags to the defeated engmy. THE MUGWUMP BOSSES. ‘STHEY ARE THIEVES!” says the Evening Post in effect, speaking of the Democrats who must elect Grover Cleveland if he is elected at all. “They are rum-drinkers and rum-sellers. They are men unfit for gentlemen to associate with, Cleveland is better than his party.” Think of Tammany hall supporting a man nominated by the Evening Post and its ten thousand mugwumps. It ¢s.a good deal to expect. “There must have been a great change in human nature if the expectation is realized, Ps THE CRIMSON GARMENT. THE MAIN ISSUE, according to the Sun. is the sowhern question. Whether, for instance, your daughter shall be permitted to marry a black man; whether black men shall have the offices where they have the majorities; whether force shall make the ballot as sacred down south as it is here, or whether force shall break the ballot-boxes and kill the black men. Thus the Suz lifts the bloody shirt. Not that it cares for the sanguinary and mouldy garment; but as a protection newspaper it cannot carry the free-trade Democratic banner, and it must have something wherewith to occupy and show its bloody hand. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. HE TACLE of those pinks of ex- cellence, the mugwumps, training in be- half of Cleveland with the men whom they call cut-throats is deliciously absurd. There was contrast enough between the Demogratic spike-tails and"the:Democratic gutter-snipes ; but these mugwump watts of fragrance from the celestial “bowers are as far above the spike-tails as the Srfipes are lower, “Yet they. have ito votesto speak of. Though they are the’ bosses “6f the Democratic party, their fballot-Box is large only for a drop of their” superior honey. Jt is the gutter-snipes, asthey “must -ffiinkly admit, the contemptible,’ the ‘despised, that aré tooked to for the voting and .the electing. = “VADVICE TO_A LARGE MAN, HAT YOU WANT to do, Grover, is to cry out that you want to be saved from your “friends.” The word in quotation-marks is significant. The mugwump friends are honest, but their friendship will cost you thousands of the votes of men whom: the mugwumps disually mention as robbers, murderers and drunkards: The dangerous ‘other “friends” are the Tammany-hall men of this town, who are; dbliged, un- ihappily, to elect a mayor at thé: sare time that you want to be elected president. They profess loyalty, but they have said you'cannot bé elected and have sworn to be as good as their word—which isn’t so bad-in cases like yours. Look out for these mén; Grover. Don't tugn-your back to them for one moment ff-you don’t like to. be stabbed.® - A GREAT»MAN. eT HIS IS FINAL1” says a man who knows Senator Hill well Hill is broken and will not try for the presidency again.” This the opinion of the JUDGE, is not final. Senator Hill is a young man, and there is better promise in him of a great future than in any other Demo- crat of his years. He is able, alert, tireless “nd sagacious. “He will do something in the senate that will continue him as a conspicuous figure. He has learned that the people respect honesty in politics as in everything else, regardless of temporary success, and that is a lesson he has long needed. No small man, without a dollar to his name, could have accom- plished the success he has won. Let him be as upright as he is able and in the proper time he will get his reward. comicbooks.com