Judge, 1892-07-16 · page 13 of 16
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This is primarily an **advertising and humor miscellany page**, not a political cartoon page. The visible content includes: **Humor items**: Brief jokes about contemporary life—a Quasimodo/Yorick dialogue about cremation, quips about schools, Democratic politics (Colonel Watterson's order to "take armor"), and social observations about gender differences in conversation. **One political reference**: A jab at Democratic Party unity under Colonel Watterson's leadership, mocking the metaphor of Democrats taking up armor as contradictory and confused. **Summer resort advertisements**: Saratoga Springs, Indian Harbor Hotel, and Fort William Henry Hotel. **Product ads**: Boker's Bitters (stomach remedy), Victors bicycles, W.L. Douglas shoes, and Judge Publishing Company materials. The page reflects **1890s-era satirical humor**—light, topical jokes about fashion, education, family life, and politics—rather than sustained political cartooning. The Watterson reference suggests a late-19th-century publication date.
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Leaves a Delicate and a5, Odor. roe AN IDEAL courtxron soar. embistoy fyocare th retderfal soa ° a Pond Bie os Satnpnand receive a cake by te FAS. G.I w eee ‘Chicago. "Times have changed.” began Quasimodo thought: fully; ‘times have changed.” “Of course,” said Yorick; ‘but what makes you specially refer to it?” ‘In former times," said Quasimodo, ‘man ate the cream.” ‘Well, and now?” ‘*Why, now they cre- mate the man.” "There was an awful pause; then Yor- ick walked out and broke it gently to Top that he was afraid poor Quasimodo was breaking up fast."—Drake's Magazine. SUMMER RESORTS. SARATOGA SPRINGS. THE UNITED STATES, A FIRST-CLASS HOTEL, will open June 14 and remain open un- til October L TOMPKINS, CACE & PERRY. The summer-girl is to wear a with a able preference for the popular M braces.—PAilade!- phia Ledger, Sawyer—"' The proof of the padding is in the eat ing” Pe “No, it isn’t; it is in the digestin “* What I don’t like about our schools,” said the boy who had been chastised, ‘‘is that they rin too much to physical culture."— Washington Star. BOKEH'S BITTERS since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, wheth- er taken pure or with wines or liquors or other cordials, John L. Sullivan has good material for writing a book. He has kept a scrap-book.— New Orleans Pica- yune. A colt which has some get-up about him is different from a boy at eight o'clock in the morning.—Bingham- ton Republican. Confusion is liable to arise in the Democratic ranks from the order given’ by Colonel Watterson for every Democrat to “take his armor out and put it on.” ‘The figure implies taking some sort of a cast-iron undershirt or icket out of a closet or a drawer or a pawn- broker's shop and putting it on outside. But the real armor of Democracy {s kept under a cork and worn in- side—next to the heart—also to the liver and lights and the rest of 'em.— Tribune. sett TrgERAN BEER ceP walsee tntormation about ‘send information about Mrs. Newlove—"* Charley, dear, I need one hundred dollars." Mr. Newlove—""Do you, darling? How mpathetic you are! That's just what I need,"— Zechange, “1 hardly think I have any father ; hardly think I have any father, five-year-old Helen was heard repeat- “Why, my child, what are you say- ing?" asked her mother. “Oh, I've got to learn it to please my Sunday-school teacher. She says it's a prayer.” And so it was; but investigation proved it to begin, ‘I heartily thank thee, heavenly Father.”"— INDIAN HARBOR HOTEL, GREENWICH, CONN. A ERAUPIEUrt SUMMER RESORT. ALWAYS COOL ND NO MOSQUITOES. Now Orsi yout Sizen, B. H. YARD, Manager. FORT T WIcLIAM HENRY HOTEL, ORGE, N. Y. soalineotees [appointed and siost liberally conducted hotel at Lake Georg ‘SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED SOUVENIR. Special rates for families. WILLIAM NOBLE, Owner and Proprietor. When a inan speaks of a woman he raves over her beautiful complexion, her delicately-cut features, her glossy hair, and all that sort of thing. When a woman wishes to describe one of her sex she simply tells what she had on. Each particularizes what each values the highest.—_Beston Transcript, HOW TO WIN AT CARDS, Q:: ETO., Asare on, sent gf MOR SUYDAM. 22 Unionaa. i eevork, She— He—" What is your summer programme?" “I'm going to enjoy absolute rest.” He—"'In what way?" She-—" Well, we will spend a month abroad, do London in one of two days, Paris in a week, then run over to Switzerland, Kome, Venice, and so on." — Pittsburg Bulletin, b access are ay tr BY: Aavertising in Midge Buffalo News, RAMBLER BICYCLES. verre wire a. J. PNEUMATIC TIRES. Rags. No String. No Glue-Pot. No Needle. No Thread. NO SIDE SLIP. Catalogue fret. GORMULLY & JEFFERY MPG. CO, 221-829 worth Praahtia Stree, CHIOAQO., ILL. ty8 Covumaus Ave, 1525 24rm Sr. NW. ‘BUSTON. ASG YON 1709 and i771 Broapway, NEW YORK. “Old things have passed away.” The new quick-winding Wa- terbury watch requiresabout five seconds to wind. It is cased in coin-silver, and gold filled, cases. Stem-set, and jeweled Movement, make it a perfect timepiece. Far better than any cheap Swiss watch. ; It is still a low-priced watch, but never “given away.” setts it tn varie ih for indies and OVERMAN WHEEL CO. IAGHIRGTON. DENVER. GAN PRANCIOCO. A. @. SPALDING & BROS., Special Agents, new Yorn. PUMADELA, Portrait in Color PRESIDENT HARRISON Drawn from life for Jupce and lithographed by Sackett, Wittztas & Co. Mailed to any address on receipt of 10c, Trade Supplied at Usual Discount. Wide-awake Agents sell them like hot cakes on a cold day. Address JUDGE PUBLISHINC CO., (10 FIFTH AVE., NEW YORK. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS, PAPER WAREHOUSE. Nos, 31, 33, 35 and 37 East Houston street. ‘ Basen, WE, cor. Wittiaa & Sraoce srescrs, { New Yous, == W. L. DOUGLAS $3 SHOE atcun, meena (SHOE WW eee WoL FOR THE MONEY. 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