Judge — July 9, 1892 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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age. W. Js Annas Brxynaro Gittan. . Biter. RCO TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CAKADA, IN| ADVANCE One copy, one year. of $2 numoers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or a6 numbers - 2.50 One copy: for 13 weeks as Including the Cumstse FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS— Teall for ‘tign countries im the postal wm $6 yeare THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Jupce Buitpine), Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th Street. New York. Jeoce. THE JUDGE PICTURE OF HARRISON. The publishers of the Juoce will furnish the handsome double-page portrait of Presi- dent Harrison which was issued with the Minneapolis convention number in quantities of five hundred to five thousand to publishers and campaign committees at a very reasonable price, No more appropriate supplement could be issued by a Republican paper than this picwure GROVE! R—While he lived he lived in clover, and when he died he died all over. ADVICE FOR HOT WEATHER—Wien you see it in the news- papers don’t read it. MINOUS—The wigwam at Chicago fost its scalp before the meeting of the convention. eee THE CAMPAIGN KEY-NOTE — One good term deserves another.— JUDGE, June 11th, 1892. HE OPHIR FARM is obviously so named in deference to the old poem, “Ophir a lodge,” etc. PREDICTION—by Henry Watterson and all the Hill men at once that Cleveland will not carry this State. E TRUST the readers of the JUDGE will recall our frequent demand that the weather be mitigated. eee RK. FORAKER is not so fascinating as he was, but he possesses an ability of silence that wins all hearts. EVERY HILL MAN has a kuile down his back—to be used, of course; at the im- pending Cleveland barbecue; -and yet the knife won't slice beef. WHILE IT 1S TRUE that Mr. Hill is ia the senate, he will still spend most of his time in this state until next November. David is ,affectionate, and he bites his old home. battery?” Miss BLACKBURN: Johnsing. Quiten an igea, (OTHE MANAGERS know she draws,” Sara Bernhardt, She does. Her-sii reminds’ one of the capacity of a corkscrew. Says a paper, speaking of wuosity in a tight, long dress GORDON-CUMMING wants to vindicate himself by entering the house of commons. His place, if he could get there, would be in the house of lords, where his kind of card-playing is hereditary. Cc ECTICUT is always uncerta ominous that they are brag: Possibly the birds will be in such shells, - a in campaign-time, and it may be ing of four-legged chickens there now. a hurry that they will lay nothing but MBS: PALMER as the leaver of the ladies interested in the world’s fair has had her picture in the papers at least a hundred times; yet she doesn’t want to be a presidential candidate—at least not until somebody nominates her, VERY FEW can get the honor of being ordered out of Russia, and therefore P. Bigelow’s reputation as Let him now join the kaiser’s army and get hiniself killed, and he can sell all huis rejected contributions and live comfortably the remainder of his life. magazinist is made. . doesn’t mean it, SOMETHING NEW, “‘ Reallay, Miss Blackburn, dem “lectric * haid, carries it in mah slippah, Mr, FORCE. 'ORCE IS ALWAYS to be deprecated in managing men. difference as to forces, howeve.. That of congress in regulating southern elections so as to preserve the sacredness of the ballot is totally bad, while that of the southern Democracy iff destroying the sacredness of the ballot is totally right. At the opening of a national campaign it is well to understand these little distinctions. There is a IN GOOD TIME. UDGE TOURGEE talks honestly, but his threatened massacre of white men by blacks is foolishness. There are always race wars. There always will be. No nation is without them. It is undeniable that there is injustice against the blacks in the south, but even that will settle itself with not more than the average amount of bloodshed sooner or later. How? We don't know. When and how will persecution of the Jews cease? When shall this city rid itself of the tyranny and villainy of Tammany hall? LET HIM ALONE. THE POLITICAL KICKER cannot be reclaimed. It is a mistake to try to conciliate him. If he has dislocated his hip by kicking for revenge he will never forgive the man his toe could not reach. His fondest hope is to have the satisfaction of saying “I told you so.” A victory for his party would add to his humiliation, and he doesn't want it, He may profess contrition and advocate harmony, but he He is a traitor by birth and education. Take away that man’s opporturity and let him alone. A DELICIOUS COOLNESS. MUCH JS SAID about the chill wrought by the nominations at Minneapolis. It ran up and down everybody's spine, and brought beads of ice to everybody's brow. It is quite true that it affected the Democracy most, but it was generous to all, And how: nice it is in this hot weather! With the chill still here, it is unnecessary to carry a fan. Nobody gets so excited that he has to tear or remove his linen, Few suffer from sun- stroke, and the atmosphere has coolness that bespeaks absolute comfort and equani Oh, let us keep this chill! THE IDIOCY OF AVARICE. TRYING to swing” the rest of the United States the silver man has lost his base and will not be able to get ét again until next December. Prithee he recalleth the sweet old song of the ancient dude whose boot-straps were cut—“And he went up in January and never got down till June”; or perhaps the gentleman who tried to swing the bull by the animal's tail and presently found himself in the next lot: wondetiig-how he got there. The silver mam “réathes ‘out too quick and too far; though; to.be'sare, he isn’t half as muuch a fool as-his Gwint-brother of the farmers’ alliance: [8 Whar does ‘yo’ carry de "ten it? YOUR COUSIN GROVER. GROVER CLEVELAND is a good man notwithstanding his associa- tiongy'and. in nominating hira the Democratic party has shown for once that ilacked the courage to do the wrong thing. ‘The party stands now for something palpable, if wrong; and it is better to fight for an error which has some elements of strength than for nothing whatever ex- cept the spoils of office. We give Mr. Cleveland assurances of our most distinguished: regard, and of sympathy because of the enemies in this state that he has made. A TRAITOR BORN AND BRED. MONG THE MISTAKES of Presiden: Harrison was the encourage- ment he gave the little wretch Mahone. That man first deserted his country. Then he was a deserter from the Democratic party. Then he was a go-between in the senate between the Democratic and Republican parties, “Then he quarreled with his ex-rebel confederate in the senate from Virginia. Then he alienated most of his friends in that state. Then he inaugurated a race war in the state to advance his persor I interests. Finally he deserted Harrison, as he had previously deserted everything and everybody excepting his miserable little self. The country and the world have had too much of little Brigadier-general Mahone. comicbooks.com