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This page is primarily **advertising**, with one notable satirical section. ## The Satire: "Padding for Rural Journals" The main satirical content mocks **rural newspaper filler**—bland, trivial content used to pad small-town papers. Examples include: "The sun shone brightly to-day," "Timothy Revels took the street-car for Johnstown," and "A Mat was broken off a hen-coop in the swamp last night." The satire targets how rural papers: - Suppress unflattering news (the runaway horse story) to avoid hurting property values - Suppress criminal reports out of sympathy for perpetrators - Make absurd boasts about their own importance Judge ridicules the self-aggrandizing claim that their paper "shines on both sides of the fence" and "can ride two horses at once"—transparently false journalistic objectivity. ## The Rest The page consists entirely of period advertisements for photography equipment (Kodak, Eastman), hotels, cocoa, and the Premier Camera—typical Judge revenue from the 1890s. The two brief humorous anecdotes ("Major Tomtit") are conventional joke-filler.

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4 Styles and A Sizes tor 1892. THE “Daylight” ANY Tin? 47 Tue Eastman Co., ROCHESTER. N. Y. 18th Ealtion, postpald for 2c. (or stamps). Pi OLB’ Lane & Go i013 Arch 6s Phinda. Pa, sonGedy dae mnonld Pead this ttle Boke —-dahenum., E. & H. T. ANTHONY & CO., 691 BROADWAY. NEW YORK, Manufacturers and Importers of PHOTOGRAPHIC APPARATUS, MATERIALS, CHEMICALS AND SUPPLIES. Detective and view Cameras in great variety of styles and prices, Lenses, shutters, dry plates, etc., etc. THE BEST TEXT BOOKS ON PHOTOGRAPHY. Free use of dark room on main floor of our store. Fifty Years Established. Send for Catalogue. TENNIS RULES for 1892. Published by E. I. HORSMAN, 341 Broadway, New York. FREE to any address on receipt of 2c. stamp. The Cincinnati, Hamilton & Dayton Railroad is the only line running Pullman's Perfected Safety Vestibuled trains, with chair, parlor, sleeping and dining car service between Cincin- nati, Indianapolis and Chicago. GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS'S COCOA BREAKFAST. ™ By a thorough knowledge ot the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by a careful ap- ication of the fine ps properties of well-selected Cocoa, Mr. Epps provided our breakfast tables with a delicately flavored which may save us many heavy doctor's bile Its by the fodicious uot of such actcis of dict thats couaticution Bay be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every Tendency to disease.” Hundreds of subiie matadies are floating around us ready to attacks wherever there isa weak point. We Cacape many a fatal shaft by Keeping ourscives wel fort el winipure igod and a properly nourished frames" Cel wine imply with boiling water or milk. Sold only in halt: 3. by Grocers, labelled thus: “AMES EPPS & Co., Homeopathic Chemists, London, England. are BY Ravertising in whidp e PADDING FOR RURAL JOURNALS. ‘The sun shone brightly to-day. ‘There will be preaching next Sunday in the churches, Several eclipses of the moon occur this year as usual, Timothy Revels took the street-car for Johnstown to-day. iA Mat was) broken ‘offs hen-coop in the swamp last night. Policeman Clubman lost a brass button off his coat last night. He is a good officer. We are in.receipt of several bananas from the Italian on the corner, Italy isa great nation and the home of Columbus. ‘The opera-house is conducted on correct principles. Our pass never expires at the opera-house—if we know the door-keeper. There was a runaway on the Street this morning. Publication of it is suspended, as it injures the value of the horse, John Kickup was in the lock-up last night. His mis- deeds are suppressed on account of his sick mother. Our Astonisher is the greatest of dailies. Like the summer sun, it shines on bogh sides of the fence and can ride two horses at once. Women weep when reading the love-stories in the paper.— Gloversville Standard. Major Tomtit—" Ves, she does sing divinely. Proud of my wife, sir.” The colonel—"* | suppose you know the mean things the boys say about you?" Major Tom 4t—" Certainly. ‘They call us * Beauty and the beast.” Now what has my poor wife done to be called a beast 7" —Pituburg Bulletin, |THE: BEST NM MARKET P< PLATES OR FILMS ARE USED THE SHUTTER IS ALWAYS SET COVERED WITH LEATHER Send for @talogue k copy of Modern Photography ROCHESTER OPTICAL COMPANY, ‘S.Water St, ROCHESTER, N.Y. Pears Soap Skin blemishes, like foul teeth, are the more offensive because they are mostly voluntary. The pores are closed. One can- not open them in a minute; he may in a month. Try plenty of soap, give it plenty of time, and often; excess of good soap will do no harm. Use Pears’— no alkali in it; nothing. but soap. All sorts. of stores sell it, especially druggists ; all sorts of people are using it Youngster—"' | understand the married women have organized a club?" Oldster- hat do they call it— *Broom-handle’ or ‘Rolling-pin'?"— Detroit Free Press. SUMMER RESORTS. SARATOGA SPRINGS. THE UNITED STATES, A FIRST-CLASS HOTEL, will open June 14 and remain open un- til October I. re TOMPKINS, CACE & PERRY. INDIAN HARBOR HOTEL, GREENWICH, CONN. A BEAUTIFUL SUMMER RESORT. ALWAYS COOL ‘AND NO MOSQUITOES. Now Oren vor tue Season. B. H. YARD, Manager. FORT WILLIAM HENRY HOTEL, LAKE GEORGE, N. Y. largest, best nerpeine! and most liberally conducted ote at Lake George SEND FOR MLUSTRATED SOUVENIR. Special rates for fami WILLIAM NOBLE, Owner and Proprietor. “HOTEL BRU otel L STUNSWICK EQUAL TO ANY IMPORTED CIGAR. We for sample box of 10, by mail, to JACOB STAHL UNSWICK Perfecto, send $1.00 ZESionti street and Sd Avenue, Now Vone Gin, Send stamp for our litle book. All about cigars, pipes, how to color them, ete. If your nearest cigar-dealer or club does not keep Corrocco Tablets send asc. tor sample box by mail. ARE YOU A SMOKER? READ THIS. CORROCCO is the extract of a plant imported from South and Central America. This extract is mixed with aromatics to flavor and sweeten, and manufactured into tablets, delightful and refreshing. Corrocco is {or the purpose of completely relieving and counteracting all the unpleasant and injurious effects of tobacco. A drop of nicotine will kill a cat. A drop of nicotine mixed with a drop of Corrocco is harmless. Few smokers realize how many of their nervous and digestive disorders are the result of to- bacco; when they do realize it they “swear off. used as a regular treatment the pleasure of smoking is doubled, because all its unpleasant effects—such as nervousness, sleeplessness, smokers’ heart, etc.—are completely counteracted and the system thoroughly cleansed of the nicotine. When through smoking for the day a single tablet, costing less than one cent, dissolved on the tongue, will completely remove every vestige of tobacco and its effects, and you will feel like a new man in the morning. SOUTH AMERICAN CORROCCO CO, axcorrorren Laboratories, HARTFORD, CONN. If Corroceo Tablets are ‘New York Office, No. 78 MAIDEN LANE. ys Py). 2 i comicbooks.com