Judge, 1892-07-09 · page 12 of 16
Judge — July 9, 1892 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not satirical content. It's a typical Judge magazine advertisement section from the late 1800s featuring various consumer products: bicycles (Premier Cycles, Sylph Cycles), alcoholic beverages (Allsopp's Ale, Pennsylvania Rye Whiskey, Cook's Wine), cigars (Bouquet, Hoffman House), patent medicines (hair goods, "deafness cures"), candy, and transportation services (Burlington Route, Erie Line). The only satirical elements are brief **quoted jokes** interspersed between ads—humorous observations about weddings, hypnotized Minneapolis husbands, editors' wives, and college freshmen. These are typical period humor: mild social commentary and wordplay rather than pointed political satire. The Overholt Whiskey section includes a small portrait, but it's promotional, not caricature. This page exemplifies how Judge financed itself: advertising revenue subsidized satirical content elsewhere in the magazine.
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But I never dreamed of finding Her out walking, and not minding ‘That she wore her pink suspenders on the outside of her clothes.— Chicago News, PREMIER CYCLES! The CUSHION TIRES, $100. PNEUMATIC TIRES, $125. Highest Grade only. Send for Catalogue. PREMIER CYCLE CO., 846 Eighth Ave., New York. P.8.—Featherweight Premiers for “Scorebers." THE MOST COMFORTABLE ROUTE BETWEEN ce tig and Buffalo, kman fouse BOUQUET (1GAR Connolsseurs. rc DY On Gale at all Popelar Clubs, Cafes, Hotels, ‘AND DEALERS GENERALLY. FOSTER, HILSON & CO., Makers, Cor, 89th St. and First Avenue, your dealer does not keep t New York. m order direct of us. | 8. 5. MOMEIS, Veatie, Detar of Hh Sinde i Sanvas sanoes B.K Weods—'*1 want a plain wedding-ring.” Jer. eler—""Solid?” B. K. Woods—"* Well, i guess we wouldn't hardly be gittin’ wyiiced. sa ii) Weekly. Cook's Extra Dry Imperial. It you want a pure sparkling wine with a delicious bouquet, buy it. If any women in the east miss their husbands for any length of time they need not worry. There are a num- ber who are so bad'y hypnotized by Minneapolis that they are unable to leave.—Minneapo.is Times. The genuine Angostura Bitters of Dr. J. G. B. Sie- gert & Sons are the most efficacious stimulant to excite the appetite. Ask your druggist. All good editors enjoy an occasional call from their wives. The editor of the Spartansburg Sentinel is no exception to the rule. He says, Mrs. D. M. Cole- grove, wife of the editor of this paper, came down Sat- urday afternoon from Corry and stayed until Wednes- day. It was not so much a desire to visit her husband but of the infernal condition of the roads that her stay was prolonged. Call again.” ° The new Sohmer piano factory occupies eight large lots, situated a short distance from the Ninety-second street ferry at Long Island City. In building the fac- tory the firm has spared no expense, and can safely claim to possess the most perfect piano-forte house in the United States. The freshman is fresh, and a bright, bright green, When he makes his opening. bow ; “Like the leaves of the forest when summer is seen"— But he'll soon be changing now. For he takes on an air that is quite d/as2 As he enters on Sophomore year, And becomes like the leaf that was green last M Withered and old and sere. —Princeton Tiger. SYLPH.CYCLES RUN EASY rE 8yiph 8 part jeatroyavibrat’n.| igbt nie plestrong. Gata. Bouse: Duryea Cele Od, 1 GBt.,Peo.te. WHITE MOUNTAIN HAMMOCK CHAIR. For the House, Lawn, Porch and Camp. Is Choek Fall of * Comfort and Blessed Rest. PRICE, $3.00. Tho Alford & Berkele Co., 77 Cuamanus Street, New Yorx, P. O. Box 2002. and other Mounted Heads, Animals, Birds, Fur Rugs, Sioux Relics. Send stamp for photos and Allen, Taxidermist, List. J.D. Mandan, N. D. EL T Selected lists of Gils aged Bends tor ‘sale, Mailed on appli- cation. Addi J: H. TUTTLE, 78 Nassau Sree 1, New York. U.S.A. fer Tide, Heng, a0 free Geecriptions aad price. — HAIR GooDso eyery dcecription ‘and gentlemen on Sead for my crcaians AUCHEU! WIGS = Esranuiswep 184. ss a Fast 12th St., NEW YORK. THE CELEBRATED Pronounced by connoisseurs THE BEST NATURAL SPARKLING WIN: produced in America. For Sale by all Leading Wine-dealers and Grocers, MADE BY URBANA WINE COMPANY, HAMMONDSPORT, NW. Y. OFFICERS: Hanto Haxes, President M. Hupaarn, Vicepresident. w.W. JA. Swirzan, Secretary. Gencral Superintendent. “For the charity fund? I'll do what I can do. You may put me down fora hundred or two. What ! haven't a list?’ Then the millionaire drew a coin from his purse, ‘Here's a dollar for you."— Chicago News- Record. 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