Judge — July 2, 1892 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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10 JUDGE JULY FOURTH—HURRAH FOR US! ECAUSE the early morning cracker’s cracking like d Rw W\) NZ WW) eo possessed, If any man ‘s complaining that he's broken of his rest ; If any fellow ’s crusty over so much buzz and fizz And the shouting and the popping—let him tell us who he is! We'd like the chance to scorn his poor, unpa- triotie spirit, Who listens to the rumpus and who doesn’t like to hear it Hurrah for all the noisy boys that riot everywhere With cracker and torpedo and with hubbub and with blare ¥or every country lad who brings a rosy country maid To city sights and soda-water, peanuts and parade ; For every workman idling by exactly as he pleases, For every flag that shakes itself against the buoyant breezes ! Hurrah for every orator who roars with might and main. Declaring that we lead the world and swearing it again ; Who never mentions drawbacks, but with allegiance proud Helieves in Yankee glory and yells it to the crowd ! Murrah for independence and the swagger of the nation ‘That dares to snap its fingers at the rest of all creation ! Star-spangled Banner, oh, and Yankee Doodle-doo ; Hail Columbia, Happy land ; Ked, White and Iilue! Let us have it once a year, boisterous and free, GETTING ACCLIMATED. Vaunting it and flaunting it for all the world to see. BLUMENTHAL (who has blossomed out with a steam-vackt and is taking his first Who's afraid of ridicule? Who's ashamed of bluster? trip up the sound)—* Look languid, Leah. Don'd gif it avay dot ve vos new.” Let us, just for one short day, polish up our lustre ! Mies. GkoncE ARCHIBALD JUST LIKE ee TE S asks almost every young lady he meets to marry him.” “H cracker.” “How so “He's such a splendid pop per.” ike a great big fire- REVENGE. Fangle—"1 don't think ever heard such noisy fire-crack- ers on any previous fourth of July." Cumso—*'The Chinese arc making them with louder reports this year as revenge for the Chinese exclusion bill.” A SUDDEN CASE OF — —THE BIG HEAD. Art rprtor—"*While your sketch is hardly up to the publication standard, I have no doubt that with ap. Lyaaee srupent—" Thank you, plication you will eventually rank with the foremost of sir.” our iMustrators.” [™ MUST be a very deaf man who does not know that the fourth of July is loaded. fyi Nii 7 siswwoce fil htt PARADOXICAL, ‘ a Lawyer Ho1pem —* You say you were never in Dublin?” . UNMERCIFUI.. Mus. McGuink—" Oi wor not.” Wiacins—"* Great Scott, Jack ! where did you get that suit?" Lawyer HoLpem —" How do you account for this document which says Borrowr t a slaughter-sale.” you were there in eighteen-seventy ?” Wicarys: ff you don’t want to get into trouble you'd better bury Mrs. McGuirk—" Thot wor me daughter, sor. She wor bor-rp there the remains. about thot time," Mrs. Teething all pain, bottle. Mr K nem)— tive to b works ove Mr. Keto us or he’ Chicago 1 Mr. H mistake ir Dr. Eagl charge yo AU" I will as any ot line slow! Itwill sa For Cari Manipal YAWMA “IN FOUNTAIN STYLO PEN Carare Wu Anothor Stock, B Ness Shc comicbooks.com