Judge — June 25, 1892 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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THE DANDELIO) have Grace, and are searching for Mercy and Peace, R. PARKHURST must remember during his travels that it will be quite impossible to reform London and Paris. ROBERT COLLYER might be in better business than denouncing spiritual seances, though really we don’t know what itis, THE ENGLISH TRUST people are looking around for the American birthright, but we dare - say no mere mess of pottage cant buy that. HE LADY whom Herbert Bis- marck is to marry refused the proposal until Herbert promised on his sacred honor never to throw his big pa into her little pa’s face: ENATOR HILL, searching the ground of the political ceme- tery—"H'm! They haven't had the decency to dig my grave. Very well; I'shall turn around and resur- rect myself." WE MUST NOT be too sevete with the Chinamen in this country. When they fight and kill each other, as they did in Sacra- mento recently, they are really entitled to charitable judgment. * Ricnaxp IIl,—"A horse! a horse! mare as soon as the show 's aout.” o- HE DIGNITY of labor must be maintained. Grace to be a grave-digger, and holes is truly impressive. I is no disgrace to Mr. his success in getting. his victims in ‘ WE DON'T KNOW whether Brother Briggs:is-Kuilty of heresy, but if he will get himself out of the newspapers +he-shall be. thrice par- doned, though he be the author of original si HE STORY GOES that, the late Henry Warner of; Benton, Pa., left three thousand dollars in a jar ina cellar, and the rats ate it all up. Another result of a full treasury, as Governor Flower might remark. OVERNOR FLOWER is doing a good thing in examining the prisons personally and paying particular attention to applications for pardon. The Democratic party of this state is in a bad way and something must’ be done. ‘THEODORE ROOSEVELT must not be too severe on John Wana- maker. We do not believe the good man would tell a lie for any slight amount of money; though, as the late Jim Fisk said of his father, who was a peddler, he might tell three for a quarter. SOME gave YOUNG WOMEN of a western university of that sex recently a stage entertainment and danced in tights and exceedingly low BOTH SIDES OF THE QUESTION. Farmer Havrick —* B'gosh, ‘Mandy! if I don’t sell him the old roan and short dresses. The desire to be ‘unique has attacked many young women, We use the word because of its gentle, old-fashioned propriety. ITALIAN FINANCE. TALY NEEDS WAR in order to get herself out of financial trouble. All she asks is that two or more other nations shall begin and carry out the disturbance, she to add her mite to one of the belligerents for a stipulated sum. Destruction is not the best financial policy even in Eu- rope; but it is quite as reputable as demanding indemnity for the hanging here of Italian law-breakers who are a curse to any country they live in. HIS FACIAL FELICITY. THE SMILE of Jerry Rusk is largely hidden by his mustache and whiskers; but such of it as is observable is passingly sweet, resem- bling in some of its details a rift of red sunshine through a cloud of snow. Its proportions are generous as to length and breadth, and a side view of it invariably brings forth utterances of delight and surprise. The rear view is disappointing, but that is because your Uncle Jerry smiles only with his countenance, leaving his back hair to take care of itself. THE SIXPENNY FEDERAL OFFICES. A PRESIDENT makes ten enemies to one friend by every one of his nominations. It-is amazing that he should ever get a second nomi- nation, The selection of office-holders is his greatest burden, and in many instances brings him no thanks. It is toa large extent below the dignity of his place. He should have more important things to think of than the filling of small offices. The federal appointing power belongs by common acceptance to the senators and representatives. We do not care to drive them crazy, but might not the president and his cabinet be re- lieved of it altogether ? OUR NOBLE PARTISANS. ONE WEEPS as one recalls the pretty little booms that have passed out; but “the man who is mentioned for the nomination” is finally enabled to go to sleep with- out the agonizing expectation of being awakened by cheers and the brass band. It is one of the bless- ings of this country that anybody can yearn for the presidency with- out being absurd; and it is a com- pliment to the average citizen that, once the conventions have pro- nounced against his ambition, he is as willing to tear his shirt and beat his breast for the successful indi- vidual as if he had never thought of the honor for himself. My kingdom for a horse !"* THE WORLD'S BETTER TWO-THIRDS. It Is A GREAT THING that the ocean cannot be used as a power for the mere turning of wheels, It cannot be blackened by any manu- facturing process, and its inhabitants are safe against the chemical deviltry to which enterprise gives over the ordinary creek and brook. It is all there, fresh and grand and booming as at the beginning, and with new glories every hour of the day and night; and time and human ingenuity shall never contract its glorious depth or its vast expanse. Oh, sing the praises of the ocean! Give poems to its clams, its beach, its fish, its coolness, its majesty, its peace, its half-clad girls, its music of the storm, its restfulness under the shining sun and the blue skies. FISH NOW. THE WORLD has a kindly feeling for the man who fishes, not unat- tended with a smile and a deprecatory glance because of that weak- ness; but-what cares he? It is not his pride to catch fish; they are merely accessory to the outing. He wants his boat, his field, his sky and a cer- tain expanse of water, not to mention his bite and his bait, with perhaps a summer shower or two, and there is he! For ten hours he is a king, heedless and happy and vulgar as a tramp, with the hunger of a wood- chopper and a succeeding sleep as sweet and refreshing as a babe’s. Does he catch fish? Poor selfish, calculating soul! what have fish to do with it? Assuredly he doth have them, however, and by the bushel; and the bite of that large one that got away will thrill him to the latest hour of his life and teach him that he hath not lived in vain. comicbooks.com