Judge — June 25, 1892 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JupGE JAY GOULD says that at one time he had only a dime in all the world. Thus we see how a trifle, properly watered and encouraged, increase and multiply. A BAD CASE OF IT. ¢¢ PARKER was very absent . minded. I've known that man to walk home from the club without his hat on a cold winter night.” “Yes, | remember Parker. He was dreadfully absent-mind- ed. He went to Canada with another man’s wife in one of his fits.” NO GOOD THERE. Peddler —“ Madam, | have some fine biblical mottoes for sale. Here's ‘Seek and ye shall find,’ for a dollar. How does that suit you?” Woman —“The work is HE DESERVED CORRECTION. | wend, connate Can Oi throuble you to hand meme retey and the price is low Ana Mrs. Connery—'* Pfwhat has Jamesey done now ?” enough, but the sentiment Revnex—' Hello, Phil! what yer goin’ to do wid dat * He's gettin’ too shmart. He tould me wouldn't be tolerated here for a old drain-pipe ?* co eg E ; wor arristed, an” phin Oi axed him pfwhat fo This is the h t Paun.—" Big snap. I'm sellin ‘em to. de: decorative said he wor wor-rkin’ in a shtone-yard an’ got caught cai ual Hs 1s the home of art society fer umbreller-stands, I've stole all de pipe in aff chips fer kind! Detective Nobrain, Horseheads, New York.” DISAPPOINTMENT. HE PLANTED ina wooden box some dainty mignonette And placed it in the window where the sun was ever bright ; Alas! when time transplanting came she found, to her regret, A lovely crop of Hubbard squash, the pieman's fond delight. HE KNEW THAT MUCH. ) PNAS | Aliss Flypp (quoting)—"*When Adam delved and Eve span, who ? (\ | was then the gentle j\/ VA Mr. Dolley wasn’t Eve, at all events.” BY) 1 EASILY ANSWERED. oe I F YOU were told that you could walk from New York to Rochester in five days, and you didn’t have a dollar in your pocket, what would you do?” “Stay in New York.” HIS FIRST TRIP ON THE Mr. Betts (of Kensico)—"' Gimme a ticket fer th’ town hall,” Acent—"City hall, you mean, sir. ‘There you are.”” Mx. Berrs—"* Thanks. An" say, young feller, I want a stop-over check fer Grand street. Got t’ do some shoppin’ fer miother.” NO NEED OF IT. $6] T'S GETTING warm, isn’t it?” Said one young chicken to another which had just emerged from the shell. “Yes,” replied the other. “That's the reason I left off my ova coat.” A. SORRY CONDITION. INVOLUNTARY REHEARSAL. oeTTIM NEW AND SOMNAMBULISTIC CONGRESSMAN (on Ais toay fo Washington) — “1 may be a novice in parliamentary proceedings, gentlemen, but when my } colleague intimates that this senate-chamber is too warm I am called upon to ) say that he has the nerve of a polar bear !”” ° is gittin” harder an’ harder on the deservin’ poor," he said when the bar-keeper invited him not to interest himself in the crackers and cheese. “No free silver, no free trade, no free lunch and no nothin’,”” comicbooks.com