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STYLE, a cal Watkinc Lonc—"* Say, Sam, T don’t see how in the world you A SUDDEN SHOWER. manage to keep de creases in your pants so daisy.” Hasip xerEnpt (lating @ mutual smoke from the water-pipe)—"* Fatima, if Sam'L TRAMPER—"'Oh, dat don't bother me none. I has more you sneeze again without removing the mouth-piece I'll prohibit the pastime.” trouble keepin’ me nails polished den anything else.” THE WAY IT GOES, $+] LOVE to be miserable,” declared the optimist, “for I know that happiness is certain to follow.” “Thate to be happy,” replied the pessimist, “for I know that pleasure is invariably succeeded THE HELPFUL MARGINAL NOTE. Friend— Why do you mark your books and magazines so copiou: Bookworm—" They are such a help toa student. I can always tell which ones I have read.” TAKES ’EM BOTH IN. Teacher— Bobby, how can we reconcile the fact that there have been many, many wicked rulers in the European countries ?” Bobby—" Well, the reign falls upon the unjust as well as the just, doesn’t it?” IT WAS A BLUE CHECK. McGinty—"' Is this a bank?" CLEKK—"* Yes, sir.” ill yez cash a check fer me now?" ; Curek—" What kind is it?” McGinty—" Shure, it's a blue wan. THIS man he lived a fife of doubt; Nis heart was full of woe Recause he never could find out ‘The things no man can know. SECRETS ARE PUBLIC PROPERTY. A SCENE from the play, “The Smuggler”: Outlaw apprentice—" But how shall I know when I come to the secret passaj TO BE SURE. Chief outlaw—"Nou can't miss p—"' Yes, every night before going to bed I write down my thoughts.” it. Everybody knows where it is SHz—" You vse « blank book, don't you?" comicbooks.com