Judge, 1892-06-04 · page 15 of 16
Judge — June 4, 1892 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements with minimal editorial content**. The small jokes scattered throughout are typical filler material for late 19th-century publications. The notable editorial content includes brief, light satirical quips on everyday topics: - A pun about a 56-year-old banjo being "ripe enough to pick" - A joke about George Washington's boots becoming "cowhides" with age - A commentary on reliable girls at fairs (wordplay on "change") - A longer anecdote about a boy who'd rather attend a strawberry festival than the circus, but plans to sneak in by cutting through the tent canvas The cartoons labeled **"Six Little Tailors"** at top right shows six men's heads, likely promoting Jacobs Brothers' tailoring services. Otherwise, the page consists of period advertisements for hair vigor, candy, collars, detective services, blank books, bicycles, and various patent medicines—typical commercial content from Judge's advertising sections.
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AYER’S HAIR VIGOR Keeps the scalp clean, cool, healthy. ‘The Best Dressing Restores hair which has become thin, faded, or gray. Dr. J.C. Ayer & Co. Lowell, Mass. Coie te tne Wonie gue ee te CAN D Hanmisnme boxes, All deiety pure CF. d Suitable for presents. Trv it once. Address THER, Confectioner, 212 Stute St., Chicngn, pet Sus. $2008 3.9 fora real 08, DY express. prepaid west of New York and east of Denver, of the best AE NEN - COLLARS & CUFFS BEST IN THE WORLD Y bapa THE MOST COMFORTABLE ROUTE BETWEEN Chicago and Buffalo, HOW TO WIN AT CARDS, DICE, ETO. A sure thing, sent free to any ‘one on" receipt of 4c. stamps to pay postace. “Address or call'in pero, MOR SUYDAM, 23 Union ag..NewYori, DETECTIVES © Seon fatloavetaie Berea ‘ound instal by sisi ‘tates HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS, PAPER WAREHOUSE. Nos. 1g and 17 Beexsean sreaer, Branch: ges ta, as and 47 East Houston sraesr, { Ne™ Yous. 28th Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls off Turns Gras, and the Remedy. PIOF MARLEY PARKERE RAS. €.12 Lowe & Con tory Arch Ste Philadelphias Pa. « Gvervone whould fead tis luleibook od hemareon gd made toric dier & ald Blank Books is'= GOOD NEWS TO LADIES. All kinds kept in Stock THE Bind thie GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO. 31 Vesey St., New York. TO INVESTORS. 2 Selected lists of Gilt Edged Bonds for sale. Mailed on appli- cation. Address ‘J. H. TUTTLE, 78 Nassav Srexet, New Yous. Judge’s Library. #:3s8eusic"isre: money in the wide, wide world, Rates on application. ‘The most reliable girls in the world are those at the fair; there is never the slightest bit of change about them.— Elmira Gazette. ‘A Bostos paper talks of a banjo which has ‘‘ reached the ripe old age of fifty-six years.” It is certainly ripe enough to pick.— Yonkers Statesman. A Tennessee man boasts of the possession of a. pair of calfskin boots that were once worn by George Wash- ington. ‘hey must be cowhides by this time.— Boston Herald. ; A girl is safe in refusing to marry the young man who is willing to sit in a comfortable parlor till one o'clock a, m, and leave his horse standing unblanketed at the gate.—The Waterbury. The small son.—'* Papa, here's the fifty cents you gave me to go to the circus with. I believe I'd rather Use it to go to the strawberry festival in aid of-foreign missions.” The father (delightedly)—“‘ My noble child! Few lads of your age would give up the coarse pleasures of the circus.” 7%e small boy (hesitating) — “*T ain't just goin’ to give it up, you see; but Bill Slasher’s got a new knife, and he's goin’ to cut a hole in the canvas so’s we kin git in fer nothin'."— Pittsburg Bulletin, SUMMER RESORTS. SARATOGA SPRINGS. THE UNITED STATES, A FIRST-CLASS HOTEL, will open June 14 and remain open un- til October I. _TOMPKINS, GAGE & PERRY. WOODBURY'S FACIALSSOAP JOHN, H. WOODBURY, OERMATOLOGICAL INSTITUTE, eat 42nd Street, New York Ci Ccourlstion foes ab oes ov by bist Open tems six LiItTLy TAILORS. BLACK, BLUE and GRAY SERGE SUITS _TO.ORDER. $15.00 and $20 ‘of charge. JACOBS BROTHERS, 229 Broadway (Opposite Post-omiee). 152 and 154 Bowery (corner Broome street). IF YOU ARE A PIPE SMOKER ‘we want YOU to try GOLDEN SCEPTRE.. All the talk in the world will not convince as quickly as a trial that it is almost ‘Ffection. We will send on receipt of 10 cents a sample to SURDRUG, 159 FULTON ST., NEW YORK CITY. Prices GOLDEN SCEPTRE: #1 3. “Postage, x Ib, 20c V6 Ib Hoes) 34 (0. Bee pamphlet of our goods giving list of dealers who handle th E l K and otner Mounted Heads, Anvmals, Birds. Fur Rare, Sioux Relics. Send stamp for pbotos ESEN/'B. Allens Taritermise Marcon. B. The same care is taken, the same grade of material is in the production of our as we are universall: in the production of our Nothing is so fitting fora delicious food products. the same scrupulous cleanliness, the same perfection of result is attained Game and Chicken Pates. credited with Franco-American Soups. luncheon at home, at camp, or at Sea, as these Franco-American Food Co., West Broadway & Franklin Street, New York. mised (the very best), 2: Substitutes are not sat- Caution. istactory.” Shun them, A sample can of Patés sent for 25c.; of Soups for 14 cents. Bead 6 fomee of tens, Eros Bhretters ie Goods, ete Biczoe Catatogne sonn P. LOVELL ARMS CO.,| Mifrs., 147 Washington St., BOSTON. MASS. Pause or Fuise & Roos Promina Co, Firm Avenue, New Yor. comicbooks.com