Judge, 1892-05-21 · page 15 of 16
Judge — May 21, 1892 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, typical of late 19th-century American magazines. However, it contains several short humorous items: **The Jokes:** - A quip about "morphine-fiends" becoming "morephined-ish"—wordplay mocking drug addiction - A trance-medium joke: Miss Blanche puns that the spiritualist's "ardent belief" comes from "ardent spirits" (alcohol) - A dark humor piece about "Bolliver," whose face is so hard that dynamite explosions and flying insurance agents don't harm him—absurdist exaggeration **The "Little Tailors" cartoon** shows tailors working, likely satirizing their craft or working conditions, though specifics are unclear from the image alone. **Context:** These brief jokes reflect Judge's satirical style—poking fun at contemporary fads (spiritualism, drug use) and exaggerating character traits for comedic effect. The page otherwise showcases patent medicines, bicycles, and consumer goods typical of the Gilded Age market.
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AYER’S PILLS constipation, dyspepsia, jaundice, sick headache. THE BEST remedy for all disorders of the stomach, liver, and bowels. Every Dose Effective dend $1.25, $2.10 oF $3.50 for a retail box, by express. prepaid west of New THEK. Confectioner, 212 State St., Chicago. 3 WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP oe. foes, Warts: IncveloX, rks, Seara, Pitings, ieedwene of alr, Pinples, dc., removed. JOHN H. WOODBURY, DERMATOLOGICAL INSTITUTE, ret, New York City. COLLARS & CUFFS BEST IN TH RLO “Chey called the fellow a morphine-fiend, Which surely was not a bad name ; For the more morphine his system screened ‘The morephined-ish he became. iladelphia Press. SYLPH CYCLES #uneasy joracture, Hollow tires (g00d zapring frames better :By1ph eombines DOLD Sadia Meer :no need now to ridespring. m, lens Cyclenor depend on tires Dy alone forenmfort.Syiph Spart SG ermosrama aeatrnyeyibravn ightaimplestrong. Cata. tree Bouse: Duryen Cyele Co., 1 OS DETECTIVES Rrsste tn every oanty wo act fa the Beret Service ender fa Tt HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS, PAPER WAREHOUSE. Nos, 15 and 17 Brexwan sreeer, Fheaneit 3h 335 80d 47 East Hovsrom sraner, | Ntw Yor th Edition, postpaid for asc. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls off. Turns Gray. and the Remedy. By PROF HARLEY PARKER. F. R. A. S. C. K. Lone & Co., 1013 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. « Brerzone should fead this lttlobook.""—A7Aenaum. All kinds kept in Stock gad made togrigr ibel, fork. Blank Books éizs's GOOD NEWS TO LADIES. Extn NEW Darastoae. haxpsone Paesee? 19 Brame Guevommn. Greater, biter Now's Jour time tg pet orders for oar :tfece and Hekine Powder, scituf Gotd band or afoes fioec ‘otine Tee Set. Dinner Set, Gold Rand Mose Rose Totlet Set, Watch, Dass Lamp, Caster, or Web there Dictionary.” 312 Toa Fine Tea bj all 00 Feceiot of #2.004nd this 4" GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., 31 Vesey 8t.. New York. TO INVESTORS. Selected lists of Gide Edged Bonds for sale. cation. Address ComPany Mailed on appli- ‘J. H: TUTTLE, 78 Nassau Sreaer, New Yor, Monthly Circulation, 85,000 copier. Best ad: Judge’s Library. 8:53 orien ness money in the wide, wide world, Rates on application. It is sometimes hard to distinguish between honest criticism and spiteful comment when it is applied to you. Of course you know the difference when you are applying it to other people.— Somerville Journal, ‘No, my son; people do not argue to get at the truth of a matter.’ ‘They simply wish to prove that their position is the true one, even if they have to lie to prove that they are telling the truth." —Boston Transcript. Miss Mehitabel—"' Mr. Blakesly, the trance-medium,, seems to be very ardent in his belief.” Miss Blanche— “He probably gets that quality from the spirits, | We often hear of ardent spirits, you know."—Pharmaceu- tical Era, “‘Bolliver has the hardest cheek of earth.” “How so?” * When the dynamite exploded in Guttenburg two insurance agents were hurled against cheek.” “*And didn’t that kill him?” “* Killed the agents. But he brushed them out of his whiskers and said, ‘The flies seem to be thick this morning. Brooklyn Eagle. A FIRM SELLING THIRTY-THREE MILLION POUNDS ANNUALLY. nls of late years the use of chocolate asa beverage has been inteodifced in America. This, however, to a small extent only; but if the majority of the public would penetrate the fact that using chocolate is as beneficial to the health as tea and coffee aze injurious how many dyspepsia sufferers would be relieved? ‘The most popular chocolate all over the universe is unquestion- ably Chocolat Menier, To form an idea of the importance of {hig immensely wealthy frm it must be said that huge terry tories, covered by cocoa plantations and railroads, are their own, as well as sugar refineries and a fleet of steamers, etc. They claim and deserve the title of—langest factory in the ARE YOU A SMOKER? READ THIS, CORROCCO is the extract of a plat imported from South and Central America. This extract is mixed with aromatics to favor and sweeten, and manufactured into tablets, delightful and refreshing. Corroccs is for the purpose of completely re- iieving and counteracting all the uapleasant and’ injurious ¢ffecis of tobacco. A drop of nicotine will Killa cat. “A drop of nicotine mixed with a drop of Corrocco is harmless. Few Smokers realize how many of their nervous and digestive disorders are the result of tobacco; when they do realize it they Sswear off" If Corrocco Tabletsare used as a regular treatment, the pleasure of Smoking is doubled, because all ts unpleas- ant effectssuch as nervousness, sleepless: ess, smoker's heart, ete., are completely, counteracted and the system thoroughly. cleansed of the nico- tine, When through smoking for the day, a single tablet cost: ing less than oae cent, dissolved on the tongue, will completel femove every restive of tobacco and its eflecis, and. you will feel like a new man in the morning. Send us a two-cent stamp and we will send you a little book all about cigars, pipes, how to color, etc. and if your nearest fiatoeler greta doce nog Neep Corroren Tables, end 3¢, for a sample box by mail. Recommended by highest medical Authority: SOUTH AMERICAN CORROCCO CO, (NcORPORATED.) LABORATORIES, HARTFORD, CONN. HOW TO WIN AT CARDS, DICE, ETO, A sure thing, sent free to any ‘one on receipt of 4c. stamps to pay postace, Address oF call in person, MOR SUYDAM, 23 Union sa..NewYork, CLOTH SHOW ON EARTH. Whipcords, Homespuns, Cassimeres, PRING Gheviots, Serges. rs 5 l ORDER All wool and fast color, in the latest shades, Leave your order before tho best styles are gone, TAKE NOTICE! ‘Wx HAVE RECENTLY ADDED A NEW DEPART. UITS } RDI SMALLEST MARGIN POSSIBLE. WITH THAT END IN VIEW WE ARE RECEIVING CLOTH FROM THE LARGEST MILLS IN THE WORLD. ALL OUR GOODS ARE SHRUNK AND READY FOR Usk. SAMPLES AND SELF- MEASUREMENT GUIDE FORWARDED BY MAIL FREE OF CHARGE. JACOBS BROTHERS, 229 BROADWAY posite Post-ofice 152 and 154 BOWERY SeBRece Broome 8t). : BEST CALIFORNIA CHAMPAGNE, Made from 2 to 3 years old Sonoma Valley, Wine, dwenica’s BEST PRODUCT. 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