Judge, 1892-05-21 · page 13 of 16
Judge — May 21, 1892 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with minimal editorial content beyond brief humorous anecdotes. The few **jokes/cartoons** present are genteel domestic humor typical of the era: - A newlywed husband promises not to smoke after marriage, then immediately plans to smoke constantly—satirizing insincere romantic pledges. - A Boston husband recites Emerson rapidly to prove he wasn't carousing at his club, fooling his suspicious wife—mocking both Boston's reputation for intellectual pretension and marital distrust. - A child complains a new piano lamp is defective because it "fell over" while she played statue of liberty—simple children's logic humor. The **advertisements** dominate, hawking period products: Kirk's soap, fishing reels, correspondence law school, pianos, bitters, cigars, and resort hotels. The page reflects Judge's primary revenue model: selling ad space to manufacturers. There is no political satire or social commentary of note.
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Leaves a Delicate and Lasting Odor. AN IDEAL COMPLEXION SOAP. Jor. sale byall Drvig and Fancy, Goods Dealers, or ay pnablo ‘to procure 25 Cente iasiamps and reccven sake by Torus mal. JAS. 8. KIRK & CO., Chicago. waSPECTAL Shandon Bells Walts(the popular Society 2)sent FREE to anyone sending us tareo. Wrappers of Shandon Bells Soap. ue " \ “The Little Finger Does 1 AUTOMATIC-REEL. Tt will wind up the line a hundred times as fast as any other reel in the world. It will wind up the line slowly. No fish can ever get slack line with it. Te will save more fish than any other reel. SEND FOR CATALOGUE. Manipalated ontirely by the hand that holds the rod, YAWMAN & ERBE, ROCHESTER, N. Y. : STUDY LAW AT HOME. ‘Tax A CouRsE Im THE ‘SPRAGUE CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOL OF LAW. Ctacerperated) Sead ten cents (tampa) for ‘pecans Cornen, Jn, Secry, ‘DETROT SS wirtwey Buoc. He (just after the proposal)—"' I’m so delighted, my darling, that you do not object to smoke.” She—"" Oh, no, I like it; but mamma can't bear it.” He (softly)— “You are my first thought. I will smoke continually when we have our little house.""—Zvening Sun, Lord Coleridge writes, ‘Send me fifteen dozen Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Wine, 1 tried it while here and find it superior.” Jagson says there are some women who won't be happy in heaven unless they can persuade people to leave some other heaven and come to theirs.—Elmira Gazette, If any persons still doubt the superiority of the Sobmer piano let them try for themselves and be con- vinced, not only that the Sohmer is the best, but that it will continue to be the best. Little boy —‘* Mamma, that new piano-lamp you bought is a reg'lar cheat, an’ you oughter send it back.” Mamma—" Why so, my cherub?” Little boy—"* Quick as I went to playin’ statue of liberty it fell over an’ broke."— Good Netws. Use Angostura Bitters to stimulate the appetite and keep the digestive organs in order. Dr. J. G. B. Sie- gert & Sons, sole manufacturers, At all druggists. “1 shall not open the door, Harvardson,” said the Boston wife at two o'clock a. m., ‘‘until I have satis- factory evidence that you have not been spending the evening in riotous conviviality.” ‘' Your precaution, my dear,” replied the Boston husband, who stood shiver- ing on the outside, ‘is natural but unnecessary. I have been in attendance at an unusually interesting session of the Zoroaster club.” With clear, distinct enuncia- tion he then repeated rapidly this passage from Emer- son's essay on Plato: ‘Seashore, sea seen from the shore, shore seen from the sea.” And the door was thrown open at once.—Chicago Tribune. IF YOU ARE A PIPE SMOKER we want YOU to try GOLDEN SCEPTRE. All the talk in the world will not convince as quickly as a trial that itis almost perfection. We will send on receipt of 10 cents a sample to Say address. SURBRUG, 159 FULTON 8T., NEW YORK CITY. Prices GOLDEN SCEPTRE: 1 1b, 81.20; 161b,, O5e-1 1. 35. "Postage, 1 1b. B0c.1 34 tb. 100s I. Be. Sead Tor pamphlet of our goods giving list of dealers who handie them. “SUMMER RESORTS SARATOGA SPRINGS. THE UNITED STATES, A FIRST-CLASS HOTEL. ‘TOMPKINS, GAGE & PERRY. Applications may be made to Mr. H. TOMPKINS at the SRST PSE SMe He TOMPRING 3 te There is a time and place for | everything. The Time to Advertise is Now. The Place i FRANK LESLIE'S WEEKLY. i THE MOST COMFORTABLE ROUTE BETWEEN Chicago an Buffalo. ee nemiaenennes RENEE STEREE ETE RENEE LEENA eeEy “‘WORTH A GUINEA A BOX.” H COVERED WITH A TASTELESS AND SOLUBLE COATING. A WONDERFUL MEDICINE FOR Indigestion, Want of Appetite, Fullness after feals, Vornitings, Sickness of the Stomach, Billous or Liver Complaints, Sick Head- ‘ache, Cold Chills, Flushings of Heat, Low- ness of Spirits, and All Nervous Affections. orereeeeneneneeeeneeseernneran 44 To cure these complaints we must remove the cause. The’ principal cause is generally to be found in the stomach and liver. Put these two organs right and all will be well. From two to four Pills twice a day . for a short time will remove the evil and restore the 2 sufferer to sound and lasting health. $ ‘Of all druggists. Price 26 cents a box. New York depot, 365 Canal street. 13 Les rersceorrenserrereved bvonessereotsornte cree oe veeeeanteaenneres enemnemerens: os PISO'S CURE FOR tES WHERE Al arrest, eee: OB CONSUMPTION ~ 2 a _ RAMBLER BICYCLES. verrep wt aad. PNEUMATIC TIRES, } No Rags. No String. BY No Glue-Pot. No Needle. No Thread. NO SIDE SLIP. Catalogue free. ” GORMULLY & JEFFERY MPG. CO, 1395 tent Sta MWe WASHINGTON. 1788 Brospwar, NEW YORK. Bar-kecfer (to seedy stranger)—"* Say, get away from there, will you? You can't make a dinner on the lunch.” Stranger (deprecatingly)—"* I am not eating any more than the others, sir.” Bar-keeper (decisively)—"* But you eat as if you were hungry."—IWasp. YOU CAN MAKE S4 Dandliog the fastest selling Bousehold article on record: OVER A MILLION SOLD IN PHILADELPHIA. ere you reside, everyborty needs It, ing stamp, and we will malt you "LE and full particolars, whien will ‘you to commence work aL once.” Adres, WILLIAMSON, 44 N. 4th St., Philada, Pa, “AMERICA'S GREATEST RAILROAD," NEW YORK (ENTRAL @ HUDSON RIVER RAILROAD, FOUR-TRACK and other Mounted Heads, Animals, Birds,Fur Rugs, Sioux Relics. Send stamp for ph List. "J. D. Allen, Taxidermist, Mand: TRUNK LINE. an Reaching by its through cars the most import- ant commercial centers of the United States and Canada, and the greatest of America’s Health and Pleasure resorts, Direct Line to NIAGARA FALLS ‘by way of the historic Hudson River and thi the beautiful Mohawk Valle ee ‘Alltraina arrive at and depart from GRAND CENTRAL STATION, 4th Ave. and ed St, New York, centre of Hotel and Residence section: ONLY RAILROAD STATION IN NEW YORK. 1S PRINTED WITH MANUFACTURED BY THE AULT & WIBORG C 68 Beekman 8t., New York. OMices | 332 Dearborn St., Chicago. 1 Factory, Cincinnati, Ohio: comicbooks.com