Judge, 1892-05-21 · page 11 of 16
Judge — May 21, 1892 — page 11: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising with minimal editorial content**. The few cartoons/jokes present are brief: 1. **"Many happy returns"** joke: A play on words where a Chicago bride receives wedding congratulations, but "returns" suggests merchandise being sent back—likely satirizing either hasty marriages or the commercialization of weddings. 2. **Petrified ham quip**: References the 1893 World's Columbian Exposition in Chicago, joking that a petrified ham from Indiana could supply "material for world's-fair sandwiches"—mocking either the fair's food quality or Indiana's agricultural reputation. 3. **Governor Flower reference**: Alludes to a Democratic meeting where Governor Flower received a "huckleberry mark" (bruise), treating political conflict as livestock branding—satire of rough political tactics. The page is overwhelmingly devoted to patent medicines, grooming products, and services (Castoria, cough syrup, hair treatments, collars, safes), typical of late-19th-century Judge advertising. The actual editorial satire is minimal.
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“Many happy retufns,” said the wedding guest to the Chicago bride.—Philadelphia Record, INSLOW's SooTHING Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrheea, 25 cents a bottle. ~ Baldness. “Younc Astmricans who do not wish to lose their hair belore they are forty must begin to lonk after their scalps before they are twenty." New- York Medical Record. “Dandruff should never be neglected, because its natural | end isin Baldness."? | “The persistence of Itching is peace-de- stroying and exhausting to the vital powers." To allay Itching, re- move Dandruff, and pre- vent Baldness, Shampoo with, Packer’s Tar Soap. tis very generally recommended by the best medical authort- ies. Tt ia Pure, Mild, Antiseptic aed Curative: lathers.plent- fully, and is a luxury to use. It destroys odors from perspiration, and prevents contagion. 2g cents, Druggists, or A petrified ham has been found in an indiana field, This. is the first supply of material for world’s-fair sandwiches.—Oil City Derrick. It may be said generally of novelists that men know more than they tell and that women tell more than they know.—Charles Dudley Warner. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, abe cried for Castoria. When she became Biss, abe clung to Castoria, When sho had Children, she gave them Castoria. Governor Flower may now be recognized by the huckleberry mark on his left arm, described as the Hill brand at the May Democratic meeting at Buflalo.— New York Recorder, Manna was once Jewish food. Jew and Gentile alike now use Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. Salvation Oil! Twenty-five cents a bottle is the price of this marvelous remedy. Try'it. ‘There is nothing in the world more aggravating toa man with a secret than to meet people who have no curiosity.—A tchison Globe. LAST TOUR TO WASHINGTON. | _ The last personally conducted tour .to Washington for this | season will be runvia the Royal Blue Line on May 12th. The tickets include all necessary expenses of a three-days’ trip, and provide for hotel accommodations at Washington, ransfers, ete. Rates from New York, $11.30, $12 0 and $13.25, Proportignate rates from Boston. and other New England points, For programme describing these tours write to Thos. ‘ook & Son, agents Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, 261 and 1225 Broadway, New York, or 332 Washington street, Boston. THE PACKER MFG. CO., 100 Fulton St., N. ¥. “ SPORTSMAN. is one of forty brands of “Unrrep States” Playing Cards.” They are made from Inen stock, are double enameled, highly and evenly finished, and have beautiful and appropriate backs—Deer, Dog, Fish, Pheasant, etc. ' The cards are very elastic, guaged to thickness, and hav unusual dealing and wearing qualities. They are 10 constant use In sportamen’s clubs everywhere and no outfit 1s considered complete without a dozen packs. ‘Ask your dealer for Sportaman’s and Insist upon having this brand. THE UNITED STATES PRINTING CO., Tie RUSSELL & MORGAN FACTORIES, Rend thirty-five (3%) cents tn pack of Sportsman's and" The ‘popular garni how to get In return ‘eF's Companion,” @ book Cixcinnatt, 0. sample TRADE MARK Samples free at the stati cfwewileend is styica Yor 10 cents TADELLA PEN CO. BT. PAUL, MINN. CORLISS BRAND ASCOT. KO Er>a Om CRESPO met The Collar Band will not shew above the Scarf. YOUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. ‘The superior quality of the material used, the exquisite de- sige, the lightness in weight, and the great demand, is guat- antee that Youmans has no superior. 1107, 719, 158 roadway, NEW YORK. ‘Authorized Agents In every city. “BARKER BRAND” LINEN COLLARS AND CUFFS. ABSOLUTELY THE BEST. Wirtiam Bankex, Manufacturer, Troy. N.Y. Indigestion! Miserable! Take Beeca's Pits. | SMOKE. NMA E SRMERO™ E. C. MORRIS & CO., 64 Sudbury St., Boston, Mass. FIRE AND BURCLAR-PROOF SAFES. BANK VAULTS and DEPOSIT WORK ofall kinds We have the largest and best equipped factory in the world, Specifications and estimates given at short notice. Extract of BEE & ‘The best and most economical “Stock” for Soups, Ete. One pound equals 45 pounds of prime lean Boef. Bend for our book of receipts showing uso of ARMOUR'S EXTRACT 10 Soups and Sauces. _ ARMOUR & CO., Chicago. The Young Men are following the example of their elders and coming to us in great numbers for made-to-order garments. They like our way of showing so many captivating styles. They like our prices—$2o and $25 for the neat, economical— $35 to $50 for the elegant and swell— $5, $6 and $8 for Trousers that are simply remarkable. coll-like— nobody else tries to offer such Trou- serings for so little. Stores in all principal cities. ST. cours. omana, DENVER. PrTrepuna. NEWYORK. INDIANAPOLIS SAN FRANCISCO, MINNEAPOLIS. HARTFORD. PORTLAND, ORE. LOB ANGELES. Another Reason Why Your Entire Stock, Bond and Banking Busi- ness Should be Transacted With LEWIS 6, TEWKSBURY, 50 Broadway, N. Y.: fgia” = Sores comicbooks.com