Judge — April 9, 1892 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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244 AN OBJECT-LESSON IN ASTRONOMY. First quarter. THE CLOSER THE BETTER. $40 | crowd you too close?” asked a handsome young man in an overloaded car. “Oh, dear, no, sir,” replied the grateful girl, who was twenty-cight and had never had a beau. A WORK OF SUPEREROGATION. Papa —"And now, my daughter, you must take a course in modern history.” Kate—" What's the use, papa? I've studied ancient history, and | thought you said history always repeated itself.” ‘hy y \l WH 1—OFFENDED DIGNITY, MAntin (the ferry-boat deck-hand)—"* Th tank 's full, Jerry.” STORM-SIGNALS. GAYHEIMER found his boy arranging a cotton flag with a colored centre on a stick and nailing it to the railing of the front steps. « James,” said he severely, “what are you doing?” Dontcher know that flag?” asked James. “It looks,” said Gayheimer, “like a storm-signal.”* “Exactly,” said James; “an' maw has got two big Swede women an’ a moke whitewasher an’ a bar'l o' softsoap and has commenced cleanin’ house.” Jimmy,” said Gayheimer softly, “here's a dime, Jimmy ; and tell your maw I had to go up to Boston to settle that lawsuit—gone a week.” And he melted into the purple distance. A GOOD WORK. Cholly—" Do you object to cigawettes, Miss Budd ?" Miss Budd—"Oh, not in the least. They are doing a wonderful service for mankind ‘Three-quarters, Full. THE SIGHT STARTLED HIM. HE WAS on a spree. Anybody could see it ‘The usual marks were ° there. Suddenly he looked up at the gas-jet and seemed to be startled. ; “I shay, Charley, there's only one light up there. Gimme ‘nother drink. I'm gettin’ too sober.” THAT’S WHY. Mrs. Gasket —"1 wonder why such a house as that is call- eda Queen Anne?” Gasket —" Be- cause Queen Anne would rather have died than live in it.” NO PLAYER. rst’ gambo- lier —* Paderewski came over on the ship with me.” Second gambo- lier —"So? They say he plays su- perbl __ First’ gambo- 11. LUSTRATED TESTIMONIALS, lier "All rot. I “Cycione HEATING Co. Gentle- don’t believe he men—I had never béen able to heat all knows one card ™Y rooms until I put in your safety heat- as er. My house is now heated throughout. from another. Yours truly, Burne D, Out.” 2-OFFENE CARRAHAN (returning to Cherry street from Brooklyn) —"* Kape itt’ yure- silf av Oi am, you lumpher!” The b the thea man cou Mrs. Teethin all pain bottle. At Be have "| “Yor they ar are twe Aro at P Warer, Anc Stor nes comicbooks.com