Judge — March 26, 1892 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JEXNMARD |. M. Geecony. Editor. Gttam. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CANADA, IN ADVANCE, ‘One copy. one year, or sa numpers = $5.00 One copy, six months. or 26 numbers - 2.50 One copy. for iy weeks = = Lag Including the Cinastaas Jupce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—Te alt for- cign countries in the poital union, a sear. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JuDcE BUILDING), Cor. Fifth Ave, and 16th Street. New York. CB-We euarantee advertisers a larger circuld al paper published. Sor sale at Brentano's, a Ving Williams street, St many, and by Ch. F. ion than any ether American satiri- the American at Saarbach's itzerland. Paris: by L 627 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS —All the pictures in the Juoce are copyrighted. and must not be reproduced without the permission of the proprietors. Infr’ gements upon this copyright will be promptly And vigorously prosecuted. M® GARZA—We don't believe thar ain't never no sich pusson. M® ROCK LLER is good for a hundred sicknesses at a million dollars apiece. eee [7 IS WRITTEN in the book of fate that Tammany hall will give President Harrison his second term. . WHEN ANARCHISTS cry out for bread or blood it is al- ways understood that they will compromise on beer. eee IVE THAT LEGISLATURE rope enough and it will tie up the whole city of New York and make de gangs a present of it. THE FRENCH ought to submit to German opera now that the Germans have taken to singing their favorite song of revolution. ae sans MAYOR of this city bends his knee to and kisses the hand of Archbishop Corrigan. There is considerable state in the church of these two gentlemen. sae AGRICULTURE is productive of some first-rate results. We observe that now John J. Ingalls is ready to serve in the Republican party as a humble private. CAUSE DAN LAMONT says he is out of pelitics and deeply immersed in business. But when it comes to Grover and his politics, Daniel, that’s business. R. HILL is executing a number of flank movements, the ultimate purpose of which is to surround and capture the south and west all alone by himself. THE MEN WHO, knowing young Mr. Field to be insane, permitted him to control their money and business, ought to have a hard job Ok it'to keep out of Bloomingdale. NEVER GET KILLED if you can help it.The memory of the man Goodwin, who was killed by the man Webster, has been covered with filth because of that very weakness with THE SUPREME COURT and Bourke Cockran united in support of Tom Reed's idea of a quorum it seems odd that the millennium should continue to postpone itself. THE GRAND JURY having vindicated District-attorney Nicoll against the attack of the Rev. Mr. Parkhurst, the public is now ready to listen to argument in behalf of the grand jury. FOR ALARM, FLANNIGAN —"' Flee ter yer loife, B gintleman ferninst me sayin’ the nixt act will bring down th’ house.” LYING ABOUT James G. Blaine is played out; and the liars are no longer regarded as reformers but " swaggering companions and notable givers of bad language.” for whom a coat of tar and feathers would be a suitable livery. Rochester Post-Express. A great truth, All decent liars will apply their inventions to some- body else from this time on. ROSWELL’S OPPORTUNITY. THE RAPACITY of Tammany gives Governor Flower a first-rate chance to make himself president of the United States. The gov- ernor will remember, perhaps, that it was a veto message as mayor that sent Mr. Cleveland to Washington. Is there not a lesson here that is worth more than any consideration for D. B. Hill? THE RIGHT WAY. GOVERNOR FLOWER cannot serve both Hill and the people. His self-respect ought to tell him that—and also the late local elections. He must serve his own honor and good sense even if that makes him the candidate at Chicago against any promise he may have made. There are indications that he has broken with Hill. If he has not done so, or will not do so, he will be disgraced and deserted by his best friends. THE PARTY OF THE COWARDS. EPUDIATION OF CLEVELAND by the Democrats will be repudi- ation of the tariff issue. It will be a confession of weakness that will mean defeat in advance. The ex-president possesses all the back- bone and all the principle the party has; the rest is mere pulp and jelly. Do the cowards dare to nominate Cleveland? Probably not. A cow- ard can be relied upon to dare nothing but courage and common sense. JERRY. THEY SAY that Jerry Rusk wants to be president, and that at the proper time he will be sprung upon the people like a thunderbolt from a placid firmament. Well, Jerry has a good war record, He knows how to load hay and drive horses, and as an agriculturist and a weather observer none know him but to love him, none name him but to praise. But he lacks advertising. He must have his diamonds stoler and he must get a divorce. THE THING WE CALL JUSTICE. LAW IS CURIOUS. A recent case discloses the fact that in suffering himself to be killed a now thoroughly deceased citizen was guilty of a great crime. His record was bad, and that added to the poignancy of the killer's shame, tor it showed that he had been inadvert- ently caught in bad company. But there is some comfort. While the law cannot resurrect the dead man for the purpose of hanging him, the women can give the killer bouquets and write him love-letters. get! Or'm just afther hearin’ th’ TAMMANY ROBBERY. F THE LEGISLATURE of this state can give away a large portion of the city of New York to a private bridge, railroad, or other company, the rights of no property-holder are safe, and the city is at the mercy of robbers. Think of franchises worth millions of dollars deliberately passed over toa private company for nothing! That kind of business sent several of our aldermen to state-prison, and yet Jacob Sharp was willing to pay for the privilege demanded for the Broadway railroad. CAUSE AND EFFECT. NOTHING in recent politics has been so significant as the rebuke of Hillism in the town and city elections of this state. Every county shows large Republican gains, and the senatorial districts which were outraged by the state board of canvassers are particularly emphatic in their retaliation, Even Elmira goes against Senator Hill and his ticket by over’ a thousand majority. With these facts in view, and bearing in mind the fact of two Democratic parties, it seems reasonably safe to claim New York for the Republicans next. November. comicbooks.com