Judge — March 26, 1892 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Itis very generally recommended by the best medical authori- doy poser repented by be ii a eT Des ee eee es Cog: ten ee and prevents contagion. 2§ cents. Druggists, or THE PACKER MFG. CO., $00 Fulton St., N. ¥. Leap, gitls, leap with care ; Leap with a pop at your part'nere. No more need for trap and Pop, girls, pop to the bachelaire. Lowell Arena. People who value time always use Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup to get rid of a cold. Salvation Oil, the great pain-eradicator, cures rheu- matism and neuralgia. 25 cents. Miss Shaw denounced man's disposition to claim everything, at a woman's convention in Kansas City the other day.’ "* Why,” she said, “‘there’s Old Abe, the bald eagle—the men named him Abe—they say *he’ screams and ‘he’ stretches his wi 1" does this and ‘he’ does that, He was carried through the war and then taken to the centennial. He was pointed out to the youth of the land as the emblem of liberty. ‘The truth is, after Old Abe was taken to Madison, Wis., he got tired of doing nothing and went to laying eggs.” | When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, ahe cried for Castoria. When she becaine Miss she clung to Castoria. ‘When she had Children, she cave them Castoria Your plan is a most excellent one ; you think your wife will agree to it?” Married man—* Oh, T'll tell her some one else suggested it and I'll call it an idiotic idea."— Wasp. ing of the natural gas and the coal there's plenty more where they kim from.” Venerable Pittsburger—" Vou're wrong. Scientists say that ina few thousand years the coal will be gone and the gas will go in a few years. And Camille Flammarion says the sun will go out in less than a hundred thousand years."— Pittsburg Bulletin. “United States” Playing Cards are remarkable for exzellent quality of stock, superior ivory finish and unusual dealing qualities. 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