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This page is primarily **advertisements and filler humor** rather than editorial cartoons. The only cartoon at top ("This Wise Bird Says") advertises J.B. Pace tobacco—an owl mascot mascot promoting "cool, sweet and lasting smoke." The page contains numerous **puns and brief jokes** (credited to various sources like *Yarmouth Register*, *Binghamton Republican*) typical of Judge's format: a child jokes about hens praying "Now I lay me," a woman has multiple marriages evidenced by four gold rings, a child threatens to claim he's younger to avoid punishment. **Advertisements dominate**: Scott's Emulsion cod-liver oil, Beecham's Pills, Urbana Wine, W.L. Douglas shoes, Torrey Razors, Arnold Constable clothing, and toiletries. The Scott's ad notably claims advertising "good advice about health" drives purchasing. The bottom features a financial advertisement: "Investment vs. Speculation." This appears to be a typical mid-period Judge page blending light humor with lucrative advertising—the magazine's business model.

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THIS WISE BIRD SAYS, Packed in patent canvas pouches, which retain the natural moisture of the tobacco, insuring at all times a cool, sweet and last- ing smoke. J.B. Pace Tobacco Co., Richmond, Virginia. Tommy—"' Do hens ever pray?” Mamma—" How absurd! Why do you ask?) Tommy—'" Well, 1,was just thinking that they might say ‘ Now I lay me.’ Vale Record, [eCASSY BROS. & CO- of Cincinnati, Ohio, make the finest Toilet soaps in the world, None poasiniaeSanereeeannn ‘The two-headed boy may not have so many corns in proportion to his size as other boys, but he must have a great deal more toothache.—Binghamton Republican. Van Houten's Cocoa—“' Once tried, always used.” “Do you wear your sunniest smiles when you want to get an unusual favor from your husband?’ + No; I wear my briniest tears.”— Yarmouth Register. All lovers of the delicacies of the table use Angostura Bitters to secure a good digestion, but the genuine only, manufactured by Dr. Siegert & Sons. At all druggists. Mrs, Draw—" How many plain gold rings you wear, Mrs, Hardy! Was your husband a jeweler?" Mfrs, Hardy—" 1 neglected to tell you that I had been married four times."— Jewelers’ Weekly, “Some Winter Resorts and E Bow! {0} Reach TED, ‘RAYELERS' BURE. Gada) wi be seat upon Pecelpt of tea ceuts Ta seanpe. just, pab- rae ie Sohmer & Co,’s Bijou grand piano is a unique in- strument, being the smallest grand piano ever made, but possessed of a large tone. * Paul, sit still of you'll get a thrashing.” ‘* Mamma, if you punish me I shall tell the conductor that I was four years old yesterday ; then you'll have to pay."— Fiiegende Blatter. OL N8LEt SESE EERSTE ERP TEDeR ETE TEN FAN “WORTH A GUINEA A BOX.” PRICE, 2s CENTS A BOX. dg TAS (QUICKLY. ILLS OTSA COATED), Sick-Headache and all Bilious and Nervous Diseases. (fenowned all over the world. (or Beecham’s and take no others. Made at St. Haste Ragland, Soid by arugpts and dealers. New Yorke depot, 365 Canal street. 107 teereeotonsties cea erenianretse neemneace ene ree pee etererenieceereeneneteer es Feepereeee nesses: We pay the printer to give you good advice about health and to lead you to careful living. Our reason is that Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver oil is so often a part of careful living. If you would go to your doctor whenever you need his advice, we might save our’ money. He knows what you need. Let us send you a book on CAREFUL LIVING; free. STE Bowne, Chemists 132 South sth Avenue, Four a drut kop Sen's Emon cod-liver: oONall drogeaus everywhere dar gin 2 Mfrs, Wilkins —"* Miss Forsythe bas a new encyclo- pedia.” Mrs. Jones—"‘Poor thing! She has had several before. Is this one on her neck like the others were?"—Pharmaceutical Era, bench, Caines ra €) ( LACES. New and Cholce Styles, Polat Alencea, Oase ang Agpilque, Ducheses Point and BRIDAL ‘VEILS. Point de Gene Loom Laces, in Black, White and Beige. Real Thread Lace Vells and Veilings, Paris Styles of Ladies’ Lace Neckweat EMBROIDERIES. Embroidered Flouncings and Edgings. Hemstitched, Embroidered and Lawn Handkerchiefs. Broadevy B&B 19th ot. NEW YORE. TORREY RAZORS ‘Are sold under a GUARANTEE to shave the hardest beard with ease. TORREY STROPS 6 “Are recognized as THE BEST for sharpening Razors the world over. If the dealer will not supply you, DON'T take any ‘Other, bat send for Catalogue—tells how to select, sharpen, and keep a Razor in order. J.R. TORREY RAZOR CO. .» P.O. Rox 753 WORCESTER, MASS. W. L. DOUGLAS $3,00 SHOE SHOE THE BEST SHOE IN THE WORLD FOR THE MONEY. Pronounced by connoisseurs THE BEST NATURAL SPARKLING WINE produced in Amenca. For Sale by all Leading Wine-dealers and Grocers, URBANA WINE COMPANY, HAMMONDSPORT, N. ¥. al on Seamless shor, witout tacks or was thread to hu the fa: made of fe ell ‘and easy. 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Ls DOUGLAS, BHOOKTON, Mh Ipvenanest vs. Speculation.: vidend Paying Investments.” PrATLOR & RATHYON, Denver, Boston, or New York. Presses "KELSEY & co., Meriden, Conn. It will pay you if you have any money to invest, either large or small sums, to send for pamphlet “Investment vs. Specs Free to any one mentioning this comicbooks.com