Judge — March 5, 1892 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Mistress—"* Norah, how does it happen that I find you idling away your time in that rocking-chair?” Do- ‘mestic (with languid majesty)—* I'm not idlin', mem ; I'm reposin’. I'm a Delsarshean, mem."—Chicago Tribune. Mrs. Winstow's Sootiinc Syrup for Children Teething; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, "25 cents a bottle. Page-boy (to Jeames)—"' Where shall I put thish ‘er dish of ammonds?* _Jeames (with dignity}—"' I'm sur- rised, Harthur, that’ at your hage you ‘aven't learnt ‘ow to pernounce the r in harmonds."— Punch. ‘When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. * When she was a Child.be cried for Castoria. When ahe becaine Miss she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she cave them Castoria. Forcigner—''1 was in your congress once when the scene was noisier than that ina stable.” American— That must have been when the ‘neighs’ were being counted."—Rider and Driver. Facts for the people—Salvation Oil kills all pain and costs but 25 cents a bottle. If you want to rest well at nigh: ease your cough by using Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. “me IR i DECKERN BROTHERS’ MATCHLESS \ PIANOS; %, 33 UNION SDUARE= if ¥, ANEWIORK~ us sicanene Oe Ps CUBAN J sinch, $10 thousand; «inch. $11; s-inch Perfecto, CARE: sede cae ED PINAUD'’S FAMOUS QUININE HAIR TONIC, THE | LEADS THE CIGAR WORLD. | CUT Carefully made. Uniform favor: ‘Trial | SUDCE | box of 50, $3.00, prepaid. Mail orders| THIS CIGAR our. a speci Troy, N.Y. HILLIPS = “LOCOCO Unequaled for Deiicacy ot Flavor and Nutritious Properties. Easily Digested. Different from all other Cocoas. D.L. DOWD'S HEALTH EXERCISER. 5 ‘Yer Braia-Werkers an4 Sedertary Gentlemen, Ladies, Youths: the Atl invalid. A complete gymnasium. Takes up Feemd but 6 in. square foorroom: new scientific, Resa durable, comprehensive, cheap. lndorsed by editors 0,000 physicians, lawyers, clergyme fand others. now using it. Send lor il lar. so eng’: no charge, Prof, D. L. Dowd, East ath st., New York. SOK SONS THE SIRAOARDS COLLA TURER BARE PRO Metb> ‘The Collar Band will not show above the Scarf. Bunting —" 1 saw a sight to-day which did my beart good.” Larkin —"' What was it?” Bunting —"A plumber getting a prescription compounded at a retail drug store."—Seattle Soundings. HOTEL TRAYMORE, ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. Leading Winter Resort. First great editorial writer—* What are you writ- ing?” Second great editorial writer—"'A three-columa jal on the curse of the cigarette.” First great editorial writer—"* Well, let me have one, will you? I'm all out."—Boston Courier. What the mugwumps are now looking for is a reliable Jack-the-Hill-killer.— Washington Post, Nothing Funny IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE PAIR OF SUSPENDERS, THE PERFECTION or COMFORT. Holds the trousers firmly in place, Jet yields to every mation of the body. Best furnish- a erskeep it. Ask them, Sample pair mailed for soc. of $1.00. OHESTER SUSPENDER 00., 5 Decatur Ave., ROXBURY, MASS, by gentlemen of experience and taste are: Capitol, Army and Navy, Congress, Insist upon having them from your dealer. THE UNIT! ‘mention where this advertisement “United States” Playing Cards are remarkable for excellent quality of stock, superior ivory finish and unusual dealing qualities. ‘The brands most in-use Sporteman’s, STATES PRINTING ©O., The Russell & Morgan Factories, Cixcixnatt, O. “The Card Players’ Companton,” showing how games are played, and giving prices of 40 brands—40 kinds—of playing cards, will be sent to any ove who will ‘seen and enclose a two-cent stamp. ‘Treasury. AHORRID BROOD BEWARE OF THEM. “And wherever the wretched bird went, Her loathsome brood followed, spreading Everywhere disease and intense suffering.” F you allow ‘the wretched mother” to alight on your face—then be prepared for the appearance of her “loathsome brood.” Base and dangerous imitations of the famous WILLIAMS’ SHAVING SOAPS are at Present the subjects of the most severe criticism by eminent physicians and specialists in the treatment of cutaneous diseases. ““Cheapness” is the inducement held out to barbers and others to use these vile ‘compounds, They ignore the danger! This ‘‘cheapness” is obtained the expense of purity, for these “cheap” soaps are made (as shown by expert analysis) of rank, putrid fats—and diseased animal matter. This material, reekin; skin of the face, and when used, causes with disease germs, is wholly unfit to be aoplied to the delicate, sensitive Scrofulous Sores, Barbers’ Itch, Eczema, Pimples and Dis riag Eruptions. Caution your Barber against using such matter on your face. Insist upon it that he uses WILLIAMS’ SOAP. Remem- ber—Nothing but WILL#A) Every ounce of material used in the making of the famous \\V/ILLIAMS’ SHAVING SOAPS is subjected to the most careful scrutiny and the most severe chemi- ‘cal tests to insure absolute freshness and purit tains CURATIVE PROPERTIES which are indorsed ‘est medical authorities. ‘The continued use of these shaving soa of the many forms of blood-poisoning wh! ry. Every cake con- ‘the high- insures you against an} Ietaricy brakts casse, ‘and grants you the greatest possible degree of comfort in shaving. yourself. intin Insist upon having WILLTAMS'—and only WILLIAMS’. ‘Ask your Druggist for WILLIAMS’ GENUINE. YANKEE SHAVING SOAP, ‘That's the kind you want if you shave yourself. Your Barber should use the kind See that your Barber uses it—use It we prepare especially for Barbers, namely, WILLIAMS’ BARBERS’ BAR SOAP. Tux J.B, Wittaiss Contrany.—Estantisuxn 0} ‘Ask your barber for a package of WILLIAMS' Barbers’ Soap for Toll Hat a Century.—Gtasrouaury, Cown., U.S. A. t Use. Very nice and delicate, only 4oc. for 6 cakes, Another Reason Why Your Entire Stock, Bond and Banking Busi- ness Should be Transacted With LEWIS 6, TEWKSBURY, 50 Broadway W. He allows 4 per cent. In- » terest on Idie ubject to sight d comicbooks.com