Judge — February 27, 1892 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED WEEKLY. Wz J. Arent Brxxnaro Gittam. LM Guncony, Editor. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CAKADA, IN ADVANCE ‘One copy, one year. or s2 numbers - $5.00 ‘One copy, six months. or 24 numbers - 2.50 One copy: for 13 wees 135 Inclading the C: rstoeas Jupce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—Teall for- ign countrics im the postal union, THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JuDcE BoiLptNc), Cor. Fifth Ave, and 16th Street, New York. £87 We guarantee advertisers a larger circulation than any other American satiric cal paper published. The Juocn is for sale at Brentano's 17 A Newspaper Agency at 15 King Willian street, Si American Exchange, Mains, Germany, and by Ch. Cable addres Juvanans. 2 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—All the pictures in the Tvoce are copyrighted, and must not be reproduced without the permission of the proprietors. Infringements upon this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. PROVERB—Even the worm will turn—into the butterfly. oe HEN YOU SEE the “Don't” in the World it’s going to be the other way. . see E ARE HALF inclined to look upon Pat Egan as the bad man in the right place. eee SCRATCH A CHILIAN and find a man who picks up and drops his h’s. R. HURLBERT is still searching for himself with some sadness but undi- minished energy. . F THAT PIANIST must wear his hair in that way he ought to go to a barber and get his name shaved. . [TJS REPORTED that the president has. sickened of John Wanamaker. Prescription—a couple of pills and a few hymns. T HAS always seemed to us wrong to speak of Eve as the common mother, she was so exceedingly uncommon when she commenced. THEY HAVE CHARGED that Mr. Cleveland contemplates a book; but we accuse him of nothing more serious than grief and a lecture-tour. HAVING BEEN shown to be a mail- robber, Mr. Maynard's only way to prove himself an honest man is to resign his seat in the court of appeals, . Moike. It's all av tin years. noight yez called me a liar?” . . GOVERNOR BOYD of Nebraska should have had his chair months ago. The Republican pasty of no section of this country can afford to make a D. B. Hill of itself. THE COMMENT of the English press on the brutal to Chili reminds us to exclaim “God save Ireland re-passing of the contribution-boxes. eee [F CARLYLE W. HARRIS had been as wise two years ago as he is now he would have known that it pays to behave. thing we get our information too late. of Uncle Sam and call for a As a general MUST NOT be impatient with regard to English hatred of Brother Jonathan. The spanking administered a little more than a century ago went away below the cuticle, and the place that got it is red yet. E LOTTERY ROBBERY. THE SUPREME COURT by a recent decision makes it impossible for the Louisiana lottery company to do business through the mails, and it looks as if the company were doomed, as John A. Morris says it is. If that is the case, only mormonism of the three great evils remains to be JUDGE OF THE SAME OPINION STILL. O'Rourke —"* It's a long toime since Oi've seen yer, widow O'Connor an’ th’ beautiful scrimmige we had th’ McF1iUKR—" Shure Oi do thot same, an’ divel a bit hov yez changed durin’ thot toime.” disposed of; but, unlike the slavery of black men, mormonism and lot- tery-gambling have more lives than a multiplication of those of a million cats. THE REMEDY OF DEATH. THE CZAR is said to have a peculiarly sovereign remedy for famine in Russia. It is to send his subjects back to serfdom and allow them a third of the food they produce, another third to go to the local, and the last third to the general government. There must be a providence in this thoughtful theory—the kind of providence that makes men revolt with a sufficiency of force and number to kill their masters and rule and ruin themselves. HURRAH FOR HARRISON! W'TH MR. BLAINE out of the way time will develop many Repub- lican presidential candidates; but it cannot find a better man for president, or a better president, than Benjamin Harrison. He is wise, conservative, though duly sensitive in behalf of national honor ; safe, whole- some, clean, great. He has a right to a second term and he will have it. The king is dead, long live the king. ‘These are very good words of tongue or pen— We should like to have Jim, but we're all for Ben THE MCALLISTER RODENT. HEN HE SAID “RATS” Governor Flower doubtless intended a pleasing expression in behalf of economy, and nothing more. He might have been more original and elegant in his selection of terms; but the distinguished gentlemen whom he of- fended must remember that they had not presented him with a copy of their code of criticism and conversation, and that in the absence of that he couldn't be expected to be thoroughly informed as to the only orthodox methods of politeness. Oh, let us hope that he may be forgiven! THE EDUCATIONAL CAR- TOON. ‘THE NEWSPAPERS have commented freely on the expulsion of the JUDGE from the Boston public library and inci- dentally vindicated the right of caricature, as well as the educational advantages ap- pertaining thereto. The verdict is, with a single and rather curious exception, that the man too sensitive to accept good-hu- moredly the criticism of cartoonists and editors is too feeble to be great, and the li- brary that is patterned after his foolishness is managed by too insufficient intellect. There is not language enough to do jus- tice to this subject. Just think of it! LINES TO A VACUUM. TENNYSON'S LINES on the death of Albert Victor are “not condemned justly. They are so few and emotionless, one feels that they are exactly adapted to the situation, or rather would be if they had been omitted. In work- ing a pump it is necessary to have water to make the exertion suc- cessful, and in exhibiting grief there ought to be a substratum of sor- row. While the baron could not shed any real personal tears, it seemed reasonable at first to expect him to sob on general principles for the loss to the British nation; but as there was no loss where was the groundwork for a structure of poetic regret? It is like a resumption of the great void preceding the creation, and of course no poet to sing about it. ‘An’ do yez remimber THE BLESSING OF DISSENSION. HE FIGHT in this state between the Cleveland men and the Hill men is as bitter as was that between the stalwarts and half-breeds of the Republican party in 1882, when Cleveland was elected governor by nearly two hundred thousand majority. It will give New York to the Republi- cans no matter whether Cleveland or Hill is the national nominee, or whether a western man is selected for the sacrifice, as will probably be the case. Thus history repeats the hunker-barnburner struggle, and good ‘overnment succeeds through the fallings-out of certain kinds of poli- ticians. Make your best exertions, Mr. Harrison, A victory at Minneap- olis means a victory in the electoral establishment. comicbooks.com