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This page is **primarily advertisements** for late 19th/early 20th-century products (Ayer's Pills, Pears' Soap, Knox Hats, etc.), with several brief comic anecdotes interspersed. The humor relies on **wordplay and mild social observation** rather than political satire: - A nearly-drowned man wants water removed from his stomach before being given whisky—a joke about priorities and practicality - A congressman complains that a German musician's clarinet solos disrupt his snoring, and the musician responds by asking him to snore in the same key—satirizing both the congressman's rudeness and the absurdity of musical pedantry - An opening anecdote plays on the phrase "equal to hard work," with a vagrant claiming he's "superior to it"—gentle class humor The **Pears' Soap advertisement** includes descriptive text about skin care, positioning soap as essential for maintaining proper complexion. Overall, this reflects **Judge magazine's** mix of light social comedy and commercial advertising typical of American periodicals from this era. No specific political figures or events are referenced.

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TADELLA PEN CO., St. Paul, Minn, = PAY: EARL &WILSON'S LLNEN COLLARS & CUFFS BEST IN THE WORLD ww st (ro GREATEST INVENTION» : par eauery STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON, eb LNVERTORS AMO SOLE MAN'S. 7 PHILADELPHIA.+- 18th Edition, postpaid for asc. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, ‘Why it Falls off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. BY PLO HARLEY PARKER. F-R. A. 3. ©. R Lone & Con 1013 Arch St, Pail iadeiphia. Pa “ Everyone should read this littl¢lbook.”—Athenanm, 146 Nassau St.. Now York. LIFE, whet: Aattesss. pnitaa’ g2!-3-5 Chestnut St., Philad’a. You can here get more life PI LES EST ANT RELIEF Sale Nose and made to order by Findter & Wit, MUTUAL ity, on easier terms, at less cost than else- (tories, REMEDY MAILED Feeg. Address |-H.REEVES, Box x290, New York City, N.Y. Monthly Circulation, 85,000 copies. Best ad- Judge’s Library. #:s9econiec*sarse: ‘on application, money in the wide, wide Rates A group of men stood about an individual who had just been pulled out of the river as he was going down the third time,‘ Give him some whisky,” said one. A murmur came from the nearly drowned man. Some one put his ear down and listened. He said: ‘* Roll me over first and get some of this water out. It'll Atlanta Journal. who could ‘snore upon the jjoining a German musician's. ‘ou will have to give me another room, I guess,” said the congressman to the hotel-clerk. ‘What's th matter? Aren't you comfortable where you are?” “Well, not exactly. That German musician in the next room and I don’t get along well. Last night he tooted away on his clarionet so that I thought I never would go to sleep. After I had caught a few winks 1 was awakened by a pounding at my door. * What's the matter? 1 asked. “Of you blease,’ said the German, ‘dot you vould shnore of der same key. You vas go from B flat to G, und it shpoils der moosic.’""— Youth's Companion, THE CHICAGO PRODUCE MARKETS ON THE PENNSYLVANIA LIMITED. In addition to the stock, quotations of the New York and Philadelphia exchantes and the nancial agi commercial news 3 ‘of Chicago are now a Gaily feature’ of the Pennsylvania Limited. With these con- Nenlences a stock-broker may execute commissions on this the Mworld's greatest passenger train,” while the trader may send g'his orders as if trom his hotel or club. The limited teaves New York for Cincinaati and Chicago every day at vo a.m, KNOX WORLD-RENOWNED uel HATS, lessee. 194 FIFTH AVEAUE, Under Fifth Avenuo Hotel. 212 BROADWAY, Corner Fulton 8t., New York. All hats manufactured by this bouse are the recognized standard of excellence throughout the world, None genuine ‘without the trademark. ENGLISH. HATS, Foreign Novelties. “Marth Umbrellas, QUALITY The Best. BEST CALIFORNIA CHAMPACNE. Made from 2 to 3 yearsold Sonoma Valley Wine, ‘AMERICA'S BEST PRODUCT Our cellars, extending from Warren to Chambers st., are the Ginest wine cellars in thiscity. ‘They enable us to carry sufficient Mock to properly age the wine before drawing it off into bottles. The best proof of its superiority lies in the fact that ‘Wwe are patronized by the most prominent hospitals of New York, Brooklyn, and all parts of this country. Thave submitted A. Werner & Ci analysis, and find it /ree from an fore cordially recormend it as a wine. ‘A. OGDEN DOR! ‘s Extra Dry toa chemical ipurities whatever. I there- re and Aealtay American .D.. LL. D. rgand Physi ity of New York, A. WERNER & CO., 52 Warren St. College Pears’ Soap How to have a fresh skin—It grows from’ within and is worn off and washed off outside.’ A proper skin is neither too old or new. If too new it is red and tender; too old it is worse—it is dead and corpse-like, Active people easily have good skin; they deve to wash; but people of leisure sometimes grow sal- low because the skin is not washed enough. What is wanted is a soap that does not affect the live skin underneath, but washes off the dead out- side. Can't use it too much or too often. That is Pears’. All sorts of stores sell it, especially druggists; all sorts of people u Only line running Solid Vestibuled Trains Queen & Crescent Roate, serween Cincinnati and St. Avgus- ieciotne, Fig, ad Cincit and New Or- leans. Pullman sleeping-cars be- tween Cincinnati and Charleston, S.C, i and New Orleans. (94 miles shortest line), Solid vestibuled trains, Cincinnati and’ Aan, Cincinnati and Birmingham. Pullman sleepng-<ar, { Shreveport, New Gi Birmingham, New Orleans ‘and chattanooga, New Orleans and Philadelphia, ‘New Orleans and New York. and qui tween points named. D. MILLER, D.G. EDWARDS, ‘Trafic Mi General Passen, te 6 MAENCINNATE OHIO, eT AE HOW TO WIN AT CARDS, DICE, ETO. A sure thing, sent free to any ‘one on"receipt.of 4c. stamps to pay postage. Address or-call in person, MOR SUYDAM, 22 Unionag.,.NewYork, DGE wusiaN BLACK INK For fine writing, - For fluent “ - - - @ For stub L- POINTED PENS Mawrrt’s PATENT. Ahead of all others for easy writing. EQUAL TO GOLD PENS. Nos, 506 x.F., 516 .¥. 506 ¥., 516 ¥., 521 ¥. : 537 ar., 645 2. Assorted sample box, 25 cents, OF ALL STATIONERS. Press of Furss & Rioct Prowrina Co., Firrn Avenue, New You. comicbooks.com