Judge — January 30, 1892 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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18 intervening heads, “I hain't had no sign of it sence. I don’t when I'm real careful. I'm comfort- able, I thank you; real comfort-) able.” BOIA A. OFFER, SNOW-BALLING. PRAY tell me, sages, if you can, How it should come to pass ‘That the small boy 's sure to miss the man And hit the pane of glass. VICTORY IN DEATH. ¢QED ROWLEY was a stingy man.” “Yes; they say he died so as not to have to pay his doc- tor’s bill.” COAL. ] KNOW you were not made to hast, A DECLINE IN GREATNESS. . From the bills I have to pay ; Ma. Henistorven (at Ais corpulent som steps from the Mg. Henstorrer (after his son has in his apartments tue ive strange you dicapeas wo gang-plank) —* Und dees ish mein leedle sohn Isaac? Dey relieved himself of the smuggled goods)—"* Dot vas a goot ee Ppeat didn’t toldt me you vas growed so, und"— Isaac. Dot vas de healthiest voyage for me you efler fast Poy, Isaac -sh! Don'd you see dot reevenoo offersir?” dook, so help me cracious !” ‘When you never get a weigh. IN THE EAST ROOM. HE was enjoying it all intensely. It was evident not only that it was her first visit to Washington, but that she had never been very far away from Bennett's Corners before. She was look- ing around with a broad smile of satisfaction, of which the glisten of her spectacles seemed to be a communicated part. The crush toward the door near which the president stood patiently shaking hands was great, but she folded her black silk shawl more closely about her and pressed on. Her smile as she neared the president was a luminous concentration of benevolence and admiration. He was uttering an affable “ How de do?” at stated intervals, and he said it by chance as her large, cotton-gloved hand warmly engulfed his own, She braced her back against the pressing throng behind her, beaming with gratification, “Why, thank you, I'm comfortable,” she responded. “I'm real comfortable, and I fave ben for a good spell now. I ain't never bothered with nothing worse than neuralgy anyhow. ‘Long in October” The rear pressure was strong and the usher on the president's left tapped her on the shoulder. —"‘Long in October I had a terrible attack of neuralgy. I ketched an awful cold and neuralgy set in. I didn’t set foot out- side the house for nigh two weeks, ner "— She was borne onward; but she turned to conclude over the TOTALLY DEPRAVED. ARSON (Co Samsuinary Hatfeld, who hat been all minced wp sith ¢ only consolation I can offer, my friend, is to sincerely hope that we shall meet in the next world.” Mr. Hatrieip—"‘Corner th’ fan-market, parson. We'll need"—— (And he went over the river.) . CHEAP FUR CASH. 2 Sotomon Levy —"Golt-baint, den cent a pottle, Vat's der use of baintin’ der town red ven you can ‘puy chenuine golt-baint at den cent a pottle?” HOW HARD IS MY LOT! comicbooks/com