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This page is primarily **advertising**, with scattered short humorous anecdotes typical of Judge magazine's format. The visible cartoons/jokes include: 1. **"Dressmakers' Bills"** — A domestic comedy about a husband complaining his wife buys ready-made clothes while he "makes his own cigarettes." The satire mocks male hypocrisy: men expect women to economize on clothing while they spend freely on personal indulgences. 2. **"Soft Heart"** anecdote — A man claims to help a beggar but actually calls police. Dark humor based on false charity and self-deception. 3. **"Hash complaint"** — A boarding-house tenant jokes that his hash contains "fragments of deal-board" (cheap wood). Landlady sarcastically asks what quality he expects for five dollars weekly. Social commentary on poor-quality boarding-house food and class economics. The remainder is **medical and consumer advertisements** (champagne, shoes, emulsions, seeds) typical of 1890s magazines, including questionable health claims now recognized as fraudulent.

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“Always these dressmakers’ bills !” growled the head of the house, “*Why don’t you, like other women, make your own clothes?" ‘And pray what do you make for yourself?” “1?” he exclaimed in astonish- ment. ‘* Why, haven't I ever since we've been married made my own cigarettes ?"—Fliegende Blatter, CONSUMPTION CURED. An old physician, retired from practice, had placed in his hands by Sn Hast dian missionary the formula of a simple Wegetable remedy for the Smanent cure of Con sumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, ‘Auhma Sha all Throat and Lung Affections ; also a positive and radical cure for Nervous. Debik ity and all'nervous Complaints. Having tested. ta wondertu curative powers in thousands of cases, and desiring to relieve buman softeriog; 1 wi I will send free of charge to all who wish it this recipe in . French or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by addressi ie, naming thie paper, W. As NOVES, to Powens jLock, “I wish I hadn't such a soft heart. Yesterday a fellah came in and begged for some money till I thought my heart would break. At last "— dollar, I suppose?” -“*I couldn't stand i much for me, so I sent for a policeman and had him pulled in."—PAiladelphia Times, BEST CALIFORNIA CHAMPACNE. Made from 2 to 3 years old Sonoma Valley Wine, ‘AMERICA'S REST PRODUCT, Our cellars, extending from Warren to Chambers stare th Soest wine cellarsin this city. They enable us to carry suficient ‘Sock to properly age the wine before drawing it off into bottles. The best proof of its superiority lies in the (act that FiEAig patronized by the most prominent hospitals of New York Brooklyn, and all parts of this country. Thave submitted A, Werner & Cos Extra Dry toa chemical analysis, and find t free from any impurities whatever. Lthere- ioe cordaly neconmend Was 4 fare and Aealy Aerican A OGDEN DOREMUS, M-D.. LL. D. Protessor of Chemistry and Physics, College City of New York A. WERNER & CO., 52 Warren St. A POCKET WONDER Priva tor vat inmet ARE YOU INTERESTED to know where your advertising will do you the most good? FRANK LESLIE'S WEEKLY offers advantages to advertisers that are of special value. Goov Paver, Goop Printinc, Goop Circutation, ST GENERAL ADVERTISING MEDIUM IN THE WORLD, FRANK LESLIE'S ZEITUNG goes to the best of the German-reading American public. YOU OUGHT TO USE BOTH. puesta mas ascaseera THE Send for estimates. 110 FIFTH AVENUE, New York, L. MILLER, WILLIA’ Manager Advertising Dept. Binks— I don't like to complain about trifles, Mrs. Jingle, but my hash appears to consist largely of frag- ments’ of deal-board.” Mrs. Jingle (the landlady)— “Well, what kind of board do you expect for five dol- lars a week—polished mahogany ?"— Magee’s Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oi!—Extract of Malt and Compound Syrup of Hypophosphites (Lime and Soda). “Toften wonder,” he said as they stood in the yel- lowness of a moonlit night, ‘ what my last words will be.” And not a vestige of sarcastic intent lurked in her mind as she answered, “So do I, George. 1 should Thousands of Physicians pre- so love to hear them.""—MWashington Star. scribe it and many assert that it aNip Lia weaconss is the The editor of the Republican at Burlington, Kan., thus makes an important announcement: "The editor BEST IN THE MARKET ! A Reliable Remedy for all Pul- monary Diseases, Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, Dyspepsia, Scrofula, and General Debility. It is easy to take, does not produce Nausea, and is easily assimilated. ‘Ask your Drugglst for it, and take no other, MACEE EMULSION CO.,Manfrs, Lawrence, Mass.; Torowro, Caxapa. W. L. DOUGLAS $3, 00 SHOE SHOE THE BEST SHOE IN THE WORLD FOR THE MONEY. ihout tacks or wax thread to hurt the feet: made of fine calf, snd acred coving fom $4 00 $5 i the fost ithe we ever offered for $5.00; por $8.00 t0 $12.00. GHand-sewed Weit Bho, foe cif eghah, confortable and gure et ahge ever ofered at tha rie; same giade sx custom made couing from eve to ps0 50 Police Shoe. Farmers, Railroad Men and Letter Carriers all wear them: ig al sami, aca ie heavy thick woke encoun edge $2.00 fine cait, 82.25 So Workingmsivs ore very rong and "88.00 and 91.71 of this paper, Grover Cleveland and Prince Henry of Hattenberg, the husband of Queen Victoria's youngest daughter, have had additions to their families within the last few weeks. It is a great year for the aristoc- racy. Jacobs Brothers, the famous “‘six little tailors" of New York, have lately taken an advance step in the business which will secure to them widespread trade. ‘They now manufacture cloth for customers and the trade, and do all the sponging and shrinking of the same’ before it leaves their possession. It is also the intention of Jacobs Brothers to establish branch houses in all the principal cities in the United States for the sale of their low-priced tailor-made clothing, and they te that their business will become the largest of 1.78 rete bie tr cod on their merits 08 00 Hand-oetred thoes, best ‘Donesie ve ch imported thoes coting fom Geese Hoan abo, fans re the beet fe Dengat” Scyich cad Gerabe’ ‘Dossiss’s name and price sre stamped on the Bottom of each shoe. TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE, "louut on local aivertacd desler supplying you, andi they wl no do on; s0id sheationd pos matog Kind desired and sit a Shoes sent hy mail th usually worn, toany part o’ the world, postage free. W: 1. DOUGLAS, HHOCKTON, MASS. MATRIMONIAL PR PAPER fran avataaca S THE BRIGHT PARTICULAR STAR IN THE HUMOROUS FIRMAMENT. | Agents’ profits per month, Will prove it or pay forfeits New rics fost ont: XK Sige sample Jand terms free. Chidester & Son, 28 Bond St., N. Y. FEBRUARY| JUDGE LIBRARY. TEN CENTS PER COPY. @ &@ © _ BUY IT AND BE HAPPY. WE GIVE THE | PLANTS. YOU PICK THE FLOWERS. A CHARMING OFFER FOR 1892. The offer which brings the greatest amount of pleosure to every home at the smallest expense. Frank Leslie's Weekly or Zeitung (colored number), twelve times a year, including the Christmas number, $1.25 Graphological Chart, or Reading of your Character from your Handwriting, - - - = boo Four Rose or four Chrysanthemum Plants, or 25 packets of choice flower-seeds, al all from the famous seed- house of Peter Henderson & Co., New York, = = = - = aS Edit cileeriae Torat, $3.50 We offer all these for $1.00 in advance. We will give an order on Peter Henderson & Co. for any one of the above collections, which is good until June 1, 1892. ARKELL WEEKLY CO., 110 FirtH Avenue, New Yorx, EEDS NORTHERN GRONNBEST TOR ALLSOLS xCUMES. JOHNA.SALZER CROSSE-WIS- comicbooks.com