Judge — January 30, 1892 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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His other wife only died six months ago, and | ° Watts—"*T've got the best revolver a man ever as L dice iter nay saw ber Wot sbe refgeed he went on so at the grave that expected that he would | owned, I think,” Potts—‘* Yes; I heard about your | (ait Free Press. eag a lose his mind.” ‘* Well, you see your prediction has | shooting at that burglar. the other night and missing cis come to pass." —Siftings. him a yard.” Watts—"'T did miss the burglar, that's so: but I plugged the gas-meter square in the centre.” Mas. 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