Judge, 1892-01-16 · page 15 of 16
Judge — January 16, 1892 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements**, not political cartoons. Judge magazine was a satirical weekly, but this particular page contains mostly commercial ads for patent medicines, travel services, and consumer goods typical of the 1890s era. The few editorial items are brief anecdotes rather than political commentary: - A **dark joke about tartar emetic** (a poison used medically)—an example of casual Victorian gallows humor - A **French anecdote mocking landlord greed**, charging bereaved families for "fright" caused by discovering a corpse - **Children's comic dialogue** about heaven and fishing The rest is advertising: Ayer's Sarsaparilla (a patent "blood-purifier" for scrofula), Piso's consumption cure, railroad sleeping cars, Pears' Soap, Knox hats, and Judge's Library magazine subscription. These ads reveal period anxieties about disease, travel, and consumer status—but contain no discernible political satire or caricature.
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TO EXPEL SCROFULA from the system, take AYERS | Sarsaparilla the standard blood-purifier and tonic. It Cures Others will cure you. fl PISO'S CURE FOR SCONSUMPTION 2% It’s WONDERFUL! “The New Treatment” for Ca- tarrh, by petroleum. Send stamp for 30 page pamphlet, free. Agents wanted. HEALTH SUPPLIES CO.,710 BROADWAY,N.Y. THROUGH Sleeping-Car Lines oF THE Queen & Crescent Route, Pullman Sleeping an Sleeps Cincinnati and Knoxville, Tenn, Cincinnati and. Jackson- ville, Fla, G10 miles shortest line), Cincinnati and New Orleans (64 miles shortest line), Cincinnati and Atlanta, Cincinnati and Birmingham, Cincinnati and Chattanooga ‘New York. Best accommodations and quickest time be, GB tween points named. D. MILLER, D. G. EDWARDS, Traffic Manager. General Passenger Agent. CINCINNATI, 0. INSTANT RELIEF. Care 1m 25 dave, (STANT ‘No purge. No salve. No sup- FRCS aSREeY eis, eee Address JHU REEVES, Bor tape, New Vork City, N.Y, 28th Edition, postpaid for asc. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Woy it Falls oft Torns Grav, and the Remedy. y PROF HARLEY PARKER. FRA. S. €.R Lone & Con tory Arch Sts Philadelphia: Pa. «»Geeryone should fead this lutieBbook. "a thenaneme. ‘All xinds xept ta Stock aot made to order by an 00 § Finaier a wits, 146 Nassau St.. New York. THE GOOD NEWS TO LADIES. BOUATeOg Exrins New Deranrons. haxneoxr rf ro EveRy Custom, Greatest fier Now's Your tine ta orders for celebrated ‘Teas, Coffees and Haking fd-cccure a Seustiful Gold Band oF Moss ‘Chinn Tea Set, Dinner Set, Gold Rand Mose Rose ‘Tolls Ret Watch, Brass Lamp, Caster, or Web- Mer Dictionary." 812 ibe Fie Tea by Mall on Fecelpt of $200 aad this "ad." THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., P.O, Box ato. at and 33 Vesey Street, New York. Judge's Library. money 8 the wide, wide worl Monthly Circulation, 85,000 copies. Best ad: vertising medium for the Rates on application. | and delightful one. “Wasn't your dog sick the “How did you treat him?” dose of tartar emetic." (Next day.) "1 dose of tartar emetic?” ** Yes." "* Well, I tried it on a sick dog of mine and it killed him in two! minutes.” “That's right. Fetches ‘em every time. Nasty day, isn't it?"—Chicago Tribune. ther day?” “* Yes." “Made him swallow ** How much?” “About a gill ‘A suicide was perpetrated in a certain lodging-house that shall be nameless. A few days after the landlady sent the family of the deceased a bill containing the following item: ‘* Fright caused to the waiter when he discovered the corpse, nineteen francs ninety-five cen- times."— Le Petit Parisien, Bessie (aged six)—"* Mamma, what kind of a house will T live in if I get to heaven?” Mamma—" I don't know exactly, dear; but it will be a beautiful, bappy Bessic (not exactly satisfied). “But what if the janitor doesn’t like children Chicago Tribune. Mrs. Traddies—* Tommy, you musn't go fishing with Peter Rishels ; he is just getting over the measles.” Tommy Traddles—"* There won't be any danger, moth- er; I never catch anything when I'm fishing.”— 7id- Bits, A recent foot-ball game in Chicago netted a neat sum for the school for training nurses in that city. A sort of fayment in advance for services to be rendered.— Philadelphia Ledger. THROUGH CAR TO SAN FRANCISCO, CAL., via PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. _The first through car from New York to San Fran- .. Cal., over the Pennsylvania Railroad, will leave New York at 2:00 P.M., Monday, January 4, 1892. Berths may be secured at any ticket-office of the Penn- sylvania Railroad, KNOX WORLD-RENOWNED 194 FIFTH AVENUE, Under Fifth Avenue Hotel. 212 BROADWAY, Corner Fulton S8t., New York. All bats manufactured by this house are the recognized standard of excellence throughout the world. None genuine without the trade-mark. en other Mounted Heads, Animals, Birds,Fur ELK 2s ieee eae D. 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