Judge — January 16, 1892 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“' Married flirts," of which so much is heard in these days, should remember what the poet Willis said of them. ‘* Flirtation,” said he, ‘*is a circulating library, in which we seldom’ ask twice for the same volume,’ Boston Gazette. Mrs. Winstow's Soorinc Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhara, "25 cents a bottle. __ Jail official—* Oh, dear, no! You can't see the man that cell !” He must not be disturbed.” Visitor— Why not?" Jail official (in an awestruck whisper)— “He's charged with embezzling a million dollars !"— Chicago Tribune, ‘When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. ‘When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, ‘When she had Children, ahe gave them Castoria, Gussie—" Don't you think ‘The Man Without a Country’ is just as sad as it can be?” Tessie—"* Ye-es; it's very sad indeed. But I think the country without a man would be a good deal sadder; don’t you?"— Boston Post. CALIFORNIA. AU the principal Winter Resorts of California are reached in the most comfortable manner over the Atchi- som, Topeka and Santa Fé Railroad. A SANTA FE ROUTE. Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars run without change from Chicago to Los Angeles, San Diego, and San Francisco by way of Kansas City. Excursion tickets and full information can be had at 261 Broadway, New York ; 332 Washington St., Boston 29 South Sixth St., Philadelphia; 136 St. James Montreal ; 68 Exchange $ 148 St. Clair Cleveland ; 58 Griswold $ Toronto ; 165 Walnut St. St. Louis ; 212 Clark St. JOHN J. BYRNE, Assistant General Passenger Agent, CHICAGO, ILL. G. T. NICHOLSON, General Passenger Agent, TOPBKA, KAN, [offices for the sake of keeping Jones out of one of them. Bread is the staff of life, but most men are looking Don't fool with indigestion. Take Beecnam's Pitts. for a “* puddin’."— Yonkers Statesman, The aroma of cloves is the breath of suspicion.— Binghamton Republican. ''s Cocoa—** Once tried, always used.” BOKER’S BITTERS since 1828 acknowledged to be Y} Extract ract of by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, wheth- er taken pure or with wines or liquors or other cordials. ALL GOt cooD COOKS - THM MAR ROUND. Send to. ARMOUR 4 CO., Chicago, for Cook Book abow: tamuse of Armour’s Extract in Boups and Bauces, Mailed free. Edmond Dantes O'Neill (in his great act of claiming everything)—"' The world is mine!" Man with valise (suddenly appearing on the stage)—"' Divvy, old feller, or I'll drop this on the floor and blow you into some other world !"—Chicago Tribune, Daily teats in card playing countries throughout the world confirm the excellence of the “ United States” Cards. Of the many b. brands issued at our factories the following are adapted especially to Club Games and Card Parties: Capitol. 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Let us lift our hats to the governor and say of him, all else forgotten for the moment, that he deserves better than he get —Jubcs. Thirty years ago Lieutenant-governor Jones was con- idered man enough to defend our national flag at the risk of his life, ‘To-day, after his party had elected him to the second office in this state, the governor elected by that party will not trust him with the honor of a month in the governor's office, but holds on to two THE CELEBRATED PIANOS ‘Aro at Present the Most Popular and Proferred by Leading Artists. ‘Warerooms: 149, 151, 153 & 156B. 14th 8t., N. ¥. SOHMER & CO. HTC, eaatta gas te Ret Six eae ene KANSAS C1TY, —Rochester Herald. A DELICIOUS REMEDY For all forms of INDIGESTION. BEEMAN’S PEPSIN THE PERFECTION OF CHEWING GUM. qxptaine one grain pare papain samicent t2 ‘The Collar Band will not show above the Scarf, SMOKE MMSE SIMA BRAD ED PINAUD'S FAMOUS QUININE HAIR TONIC. 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