Judge, 1892-01-09 · page 13 of 17
Judge — January 9, 1892 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, not a political cartoon. The page consists almost entirely of product advertisements from the 1890s-early 1900s, including cocoa, playing cards, bicycles, cocoa pills, and patent medicines. The few editorial items are minor: - A brief joke about Mr. Davis's head holding out to reach Parliament (unclear reference without date) - A short humorous dialogue mocking a hypocritical man who claims virtue while being "quite an accomplished liar" - A news item about New York losing a prohibition convention bid to St. Louis, described with mock disappointment The substantive content reflects **period attitudes**: heavy promotion of patent medicines (Beecham's Pills, Scott's Emulsion) claiming to cure vague ailments like "bilious disorders" and thinness—products we'd now recognize as largely ineffective or even harmful. The advertising reflects the era's lack of FDA regulation and the prevalence of medicinal quackery.
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VAN HOUTEN'S COCOA “Test & Goes Parts." “But Law, there's No credit in being (Jolly when you ‘Have Van Hou- TEN’S Cocoa fo Drink.” MARK TAPLEY. _ PERFECTLY PURE. ts great sucecss has,of course,led tomany {mitatlons, but It tagenerallyadmitted, and ‘a comparison will exslly prove that none ‘equais Van Mouten’s In dellelousness, and ‘nutritive quallties. The Standard Cocoa of the World, Sold in 2-8, 1-4, 2-2 and 1 Ib, Cons ag If not obtainable from your groc 2Sctatooither Va HOUTEN & Z00x, New York,or4S Wabash Ave.,Chicago.a ‘8 can,containing enough for3>to40 cup, ‘be mailed. ention¢his pubticntion. Prepared only by Vax Hovtey & Zoow,Weesp,Holland. A. Tf Mr. Davi Varliament. "s head holds out he will probably reach Washington Post. A ROYAL FLUSH BEATS £VERYT! 80 DOES THE TRITONS TRITON Ane Brandot Playing SQUERZERS Card, For PRICE an eau es a QUaLLeD, ALL DEALERS WAVE THES. SAMPLE PACK mauedonreceipt (ee Tow clap oyand savy. || N. Y. CONSOLIDATED CARD CO., ‘West 14th Rirvet. N.Y. POPULARITY Does not always Indicate the best Judgment, but the popalarity of the COLUMBIAS ‘based on a reputation that has heen gained. by sterling qualities, and they now stand Without a Rival. POPE MFG. CO. ‘TT YRANELDL ST., BOOTOY. mi Factory, Martfor HENRY LINDENMEYR, PaPER’...WAREHOUSE REESE ANOTUGFow or..} NEW YORE Re very careful of your health ; it's worth your while | to try ds on ‘And eat and drink with caution and keep your stockings Beauty often depen fore ary, plumpness; so does comfort; ry, For though this i healthy town diseases lurk about, t And the awful gr so does health. If you get meee Fe nae Medd | thin, there is something wrong, though you may feel | no sign of it, Closefist—"* You tell me that you never smoke, gamble Thinness itself is a sign; or drink Clarklets—" Yes, sir.” Closefist—" 1 sometimes the first sign; shouldn't want my daughter to marry a perfect man, # but I guess you will do; you seem to be quite an ac- sometimes not, age. for a box of B 1AM's PILLS worth a guinea. complished liar."—Nevwe Vork Truth, The way to get back | lumpness | is by CAREFUL q of THENEWS SERIES (Herkimer, | P! 1 | cludes the use of Scott's peas cemarinble Soy co wehicti New vt tte | Emulsion of cod-liver oil. commiserated for the loss of something. It made a brave fight for the national prohibition convention, Let us send you—free—a but the national committee, in session in Chicago on little book which throws much ‘Thursday, gave the preference to St. Louis. From the 7 Il th bi beginning New York was outclassed. With such stir- light on all these subjects. ting and enterprising villages as Lincoln, Neb., and | — Harriman, Tenn., in the contest, Gotham’s case was | Scorr & Bowne, Chemists, 132 South sth Avenue, hopeless from the start.—Chicago Herald. Bae oie ccisk Veiga Scout WAbuan or entines Il druggists everywhere do, gi. 2 WOODBURY'S FAGIAL-SOAP perareverererererrgrrrr! “WORTH A GUINEA A BOX,” But Sold for 25 Cents, prrrrrrerrys tase The Man with a Long Face. BEECHAM’S PILLS will remove his depression, Because they will cure his BILIOUS and NERVOUS DISORDERS, such as SICK HEADACHE, Impaired Digestion, Constipation and Disordered Liver- sasasennene INSTITUTE, sew Kerk City. H i seserbe AID ede I £022, Ofall Druggists. N.Y. Depot, 365 Canal St. Tenreereenrerrecnrerecereeretene rereerpneces tse” ener geet TOU RS ! 7 5 ESTABLISHED 42 YEARS. C A LI FO R N | A | BUY OF THE MANUFACTURER. mi MEXICO. SPAPUR CAPS, Leaving the EAST for CALIFORNIA JANUARY | Exclusive Styles. Moderate Prices. 13th, FEBRUARY 24th, MARCH 24th, APRIL Evety article guaranteed satisfactory 20th, and MEXICO FEBRUARY 10th, 1892. FORMING TRIPS OF VARIABLE DURATION. or money refunded Most Superbly Appointed TOURS ever offered. HENRY - SIEDE, | ———— ae 14 West 14th Street, New York City. | EXCURSION TICKETS sabe toe Send for illustrated catalecut. including ALL, TRAVELING EXPENSES, will be sold at RR, Don't suffer with Dyspepsia, but | the moat liberal rates. | apply forour R | EANE(S cnn, or ‘apply to Tourist Agent Pennsylvania | YSPEP 1A better stilt, send | Broadway, New York, or 233 South Fourth Street, | cn € Po 1. B, Wot PILLS. iu" * 7" | ‘General Macager. Onneral Passenger Agent, DR. J. A. DEANE & CO., Catskill, N.Y RUPTURE “=” or No Pay NO DETENTION FROM | BOSINESS. WE REFER YOU TO OVER 1000 PATI ‘S.. Investigate our method. arantes to absolutely cure all kinds of RUPTURE of “both, sexce, without the use of KNEE Ors SYRINGE, no matter of Low long standing. 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