Judge — 1891 — page 43: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

A FICKLE MAN. “T see the mikado has been reconstructing the Japanese cab- inet; that’s the second change this year.” “Ts that so? Why, I've had a Japanese cabinet in my parlor for five years and haven't changed it once.” WHAT TO EXPECT. Gasrikt (placing his trumpet to his lips)—“ Toot ! too”: Mr. Houtman (rising suddenly) —T object !" JUDGE'S ANNUAL. uP THE spout. OFTEN REMARKED TO THE BUTTON. Gostin— Here's a new collah called the ‘Yuba Dam,’" Dou “T must buy some. They will go well with my col- lar-button.” SO THEY DO. “I know where the ghosts all live, papa,” remarked Johnny Cumso. “Where, Johnny?” “In gnome man’s land.” TOO REALISTIC. Boo! hoo-hoo !" yelled little Johnny. - “What is the matter, dear?” said his mother. NEAR-SIGHTED. ** Boo-hoo! Me an’ Jimmy Green was playin’ like we was cats out on the UNcLE Site (who has strolled into the Sons of Isaac dinner by mistake)— coal-shed, when some one raised up a window and hit me in the head with a boot- “‘ Excuse me, gents; I didn't know they wuz a mowin’-machine fact'ry in this jack.” buildin’.” comicbooks.com